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Compared to people calling me rubbish, how should I call them, and not use any curse words, but be vicious.

If someone calls me rubbish, how should I call him, and not use any curse words, but be vicious.

The other party calls you: (all kinds of curse words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself?

When someone calls you a dog or a pig, you should say:

"Don't put your name on your lips, we already know it's you"

When someone calls you a waste, you should say:

"Stare and say, "You are not as good as me!" ”

When you have an argument with someone and are personally attacked and said, “You are fat and ugly,” you should say

“Come to Africa with me.

Let’s see Who is the ugly one (Africa considers fat as beautiful)"

When someone calls you a sissy, it is only suitable for a boy to answer

"Stop it, I am not your mother"

When someone calls you a good dog and doesn’t block the road, you should say:

“A good donkey doesn’t bray”

When someone calls you a fool, you should reply :

"You won't be much better if you talk to a fool"

When others call you: **, **, B-face, **, shameless, you should Say:

"I'm mean because I saw you, and I'm shameless because I don't need to face you."

When someone calls you coquettish, you should answer:

"I am naturally very coquettish, not like you."

When someone calls you ugly, you should reply

"No matter how ugly I am, I am still younger than your mother!" ”

When someone accuses you of having something wrong with you, you should answer:

“What does it have to do with you that I have something wrong with you?” Can you cure it? "Someone laughs at me for being poor. How should I scold her without using curse words?

Do you know why there are so many unqualified people in China? It's because spiritual civilization cannot keep up with material development. Only when there is material but no essence. What's the scariest way to curse someone without using curse words? You're so creative and live a courageous life!

If someone accuses you of pretending to be 13, you can reply, well, you are 13.

You think you are a pencil case.

Before I met you, I didn’t judge people by their appearance.

I wish you a good boyfriend. It's always electric.

Swearing doesn't come with bad words.

You are

an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien,

a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

The abandoned baby of the Yeti on Mount Everest, the murderer of clogged septic tanks,

The descendant of Africans who had black blood, the chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang,

The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, the new volcano's caldera,

The super-large sound-transmitting loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,

The super-surviving cockroach *** Individual, half-plant with decayed vitality,

A smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest garbage man in human history Material,

The old washing machine that God dropped by mistake, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge that damages the reputation of our fellow Asians, the descendants whose ancestors are shamed by it,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald,

Like you Damn guy:

He can only play a role in a TV series,

He can’t compare to the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside,

Even Ruhua You are 10 times more handsome.

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

Not even the Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

The saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS.

Pretending to be cute can kill the population in an instant. The problem of expansion,

If humans want to be cool and handsome, they will have to use asexual reproduction,

*** can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak human language,

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As long as you raise your head, there will be a hole in the ozone layer

I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, then all the nuclear power plants in the world can Shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you,

Grenades will explode when they see you,

Others will fly a plane to hit the twins Stars are powerful, but you have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the famous places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will become history.

In 18 lifetimes, there will be no Only by doing good deeds can I get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly.

Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again. If I see you, I will definitely do it.

Destroy you!

Swearing words:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven --- forget (king) eight

One ear is big, the other is small --- pig Raised as a dog

Punch a handful of powder on the back of the neck---the glaze is reversed

Twenty-one days without a chicken---a bad guy

Meat that cannot be sold in the dog days of summer---stinky goods

Triangular cemetery---bad moral character

Not washing your mouth for three years---a foul mouth

I haven’t pooped in three years---fecal bloating(bastard)

The big girl raised---an ugly thing

The big cart pulls the bastard---carries you

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The land lord dug out his eyes---a blind ghost

Bean dregs fell from the sky---it’s the pig’s turn to eat

The Lantern Festival rolled into the pot--- *** One

Tianluo Mantou --- Dog Creation

Five hundred dollars divided into two --- two hundred and five

Cow shit bug moving --- get out

Sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet --- it’s really bad

Erhu in Dongyue Temple---ghost talk

Put the stone in the chicken coop---***

The old fat pig is slaughtered--- The one who got stabbed

The tiger drags his raincoat---unpopular

There is an eldest brother and a second brother---who is the elder?

Burning yams in the ashes ---They are all gray (bastard) eggs

Scattering soybeans in the sesame field---Hongrels

Reward from the underworld---Hunting for ghosts

Congratulations Dead ghosts beat powder into flowers and arrange flowers---shameless

Meat and bones beat drums---all meat and bones

Meat and bones play trumpets---all meat and bones

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Boil glutinous rice balls in a meat pot --- meat and eggs

There are sores on the back and pus leaking from the navel --- it's really bad

Pockets of black bean paste ---Stinky things

Wearing dog skins---not human beings

Fan Jin passed the imperial examination---went crazy with joy

Writing poems in the toilet---stinky Scholar

Lighting a lantern in the hut---Looking at shit (seeking death)

Dog snorting---Mori Qing

Dog biting the beggar--- Animals can also bully people

A dog bites the shadow of skin---nothing humane

A dung beetle yawns---a foul mouth

The dung beetle lies on the ground On the tip of the whip---I only know how to fly in the clouds and mist, but I don't know that I am dying before my eyes

A camel gives birth to a donkey---a strange species

Sowing the ground does not produce seedlings---a bad species

Look at clothes and do things---dog eyes see people

See Bodhisattva poop---tell lies

Sorghum scattered in the millet field---bastards

The materials of the blacksmith shop---the goods that have been beaten

Singing on the Wangxiang Platform---The ghost who does not know death

The king of hell makes a notice---a series of lies

The mind of a Bodhisattva - no heart

Painting plum blossoms on the snow - dog's feet

Hanging animal skins in the main room - outrageous

The cat climbed over the steamer---the dog was blessed

The robber drew an image---you look like a thief

Falling in the bamboo garden---the skewer (Thousands) Death

Monkey has diarrhea---the intestines are broken

Horse racing on the wall---a beast that never looks back

Blind man plays the piano-- - Nonsense

The grandfather of the King of Hell---Old Ghost

How to say that a person is ugly?

1. You are so breathtakingly tall... so creative

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are very tall. Patriotic, dedicated and courageous

4. He looks so creative and lives so courageously!

5. You look really post-modern

6. You look like a car accident scene

7. Your appearance is out of proportion. Okay

8. Why are you covering your face with ***!

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you

10. Your appearance is very refreshing. !!

11. You need to reinvent yourself

12. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

13. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.

14. It looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

15. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones.

It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

16. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

17. Your height slows down the Internet speed, and your length consumes too much memory

18. If you chase me for two kilometers naked and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan. !

19. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

20. Your appearance is against the rules!

21. The international face is universal.

22. She looked at him with regret and said: "The surgery can make it better." "

23. Your appearance surpasses human imagination...

24. You look very brutal!

25. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

26. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ***? ...oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your *** go?

27. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

28. MMD, I have never seen someone with such archaeological value.

29. A very naughty boy scolded me for not using curse words. How can I scold him the most cruelly (without scolding my parents)? Please help me.

Have you eaten yet? Oh, I didn’t eat it. I’ll treat you to it. Ask me where to eat? The women's restroom; the shit there is fragrant. It smells delicious and tastes even more delicious.

That who, well, is you. Ah, I'll take you to a place that's nice! Where am I, you ask? Oh, turn a corner opposite the school, well, that's it. You ask me why I went there? , have you seen that fat woman? There was an old man standing next to her. Aren't you from the orphanage? Those people were looking for a son, so I introduced you to them. Doesn’t it look good? How can you curse people without using curse words and still curse them in a civilized way?

A. The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you.

B. Roll as far as your thoughts go; roll as fast as the speed of light.

C. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.

D. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level!

E. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

F. The world is as big as the one you lack.

G. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

H. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

I. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

J. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

K. Did Sanlu drink too much?

L. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB half-dead...

M. God created you as his creation, and it is you who can live in this world. courage.

N. Your appearance is really unflattering. . . The slowest trawling speed. . .

O. Dude, look at your IQ. . . Is he from the Department of Physics (in the room) of the University of California at Caledon?

P. Your life can be summed up in eight words - life is absurd, death is useless. . .

Q. Looking at your ranking, you will know how many people are in your class.

If someone scolds me, can anyone help me think of how to scold him? The more vicious the better without any curse words

Use idioms and be civilized. If someone scolds me for not even getting trash, how should I reply to him? ( Be connotative, without swear words)

You reply to him: "You are right, I can't get garbage, garbage is smelly and dirty, I can't get this dirty thing just like me It's the same as not getting your respect, but it doesn't matter to me, I don't want to get trash in the first place." He scolded your family, how could you scold him without using curse words and leave him no room to reply?

Angry. It will shorten my life span, and I don’t want to shorten my life span; and I don’t want to argue with people like you. If you scold my family, you are scolding your own family, because we are a family (as long as you are a human being, you are mine) family). How to call someone cheap without using the word "cheap". , How should a heartless person scold you without using any curse words?

Looking at you, you are handsome, charming, loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming. You must be the best in *** , a beast among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma will not love you, and your uncle will not love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship, you practice swordsmanship, but if you don’t practice swordsmanship, practice ***! There are so many sword moves, but you choose to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ****! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”