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Classic sentence of selling goods

1, take a look. Don't miss it when passing by. This is a big sale. Hey, miss, come in and have a look? ……

2. Stick the screen window on the fish tank and the bottle on the tea urn.

Some comrades didn't see it, so I'll give you a small advertisement. I will give you a live audition. Do you think this comb is of good quality?

4. Don't report on TV, just introduce yourself.

Come on, let's see if the station is far.

6, eating is expensive, living is expensive, going to the toilet is charged, and industrial and commercial management fees are also paid.

7. The wind is blowing and it is raining. Don't be afraid if you want to persist.

8, filial piety to send parents, parenting.

9. Whoever spends money conveniently will eat when he goes to dinner.

10, don't buy a car, don't buy a house, carry a 30-yuan fashion temperament bag on your back, and the office girl smiles.

1 1, Zhang San bought a horse to ride, and he was reluctant to spend money to worry.

12, it doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, the key is to look at our new products. If you want to know about new products, go ahead. If you stand far away, you can't see, if you can't see, you can't see, just look at the back of your head.

13, sticking to metal and plastic, sticking to glass can't be broken off.

14, Pan Changjiang's sketches are well performed.

15, shopping should not only look at size, but also at practicality and quality.

16, bought chicken, bought fish, and went home to cook in no hurry.

17, it is clear at a glance.

18, invented by experts, made by manufacturers, and sent us to advertise products.

19, 1000 to 10000, the factory director has the final say, and our price will not change.