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Zhaoqi Shi asked Zhang Fengyi to translate because he didn't understand English. Why did he say he was unkind?

On one occasion, Zhaoqi Shi and Zhang Fengyi traveled to Europe, and Zhang Fengyi acted as an interpreter. As soon as he returned home, Zhaoqi Shi said, You are not honest. Let's call it a day.

Zhaoqi Shi and Zhang Fengyi travel abroad. Zhaoqi Shi used to be an actor from a police background, but he was only a walk-on when ZhangFeng yi became popular. However, they are good brothers, and Zhaoqi Shi is often moved by Zhang Fengyi. Because The Year of the Dragon Police and Farewell My Concubine made ZhangFeng yi famous and became a household name. On one occasion, Zhaoqi Shi drove ZhangFeng yi to the crew, and Zhaoqi Shi was stopped by the traffic police for driving illegally. The policeman said, "Get off and show me your driver's license." However, Zhaoqi Shi asked in a panic: "Comrade, what's the matter?" The traffic police told him what was wrong and asked him to pay a ticket and deduct points. Zhaoqi Shi was in a hurry. However, ZhangFeng yi has been sitting in the back and said calmly, "What is it?" Zhaoqi Shi didn't say anything, the traffic police checked.

However, Zhaoqi Shi handed the certificate to the traffic police and said quietly, "See that one in my car? ZhangFeng yi, that is still a star. " The traffic police went over and took a look. Hey, ZhangFeng yi is really a big star. The traffic police asked Zhang Fengyi to sign for them, and they shook hands. Then the traffic police said, "All right, you go, it's okay." Back in the car, Zhaoqi Shi sighed: "The treatment of this big star is unusual." At that time, Zhaoqi Shi was not completely popular, and almost no one knew him.

Zhaoqi Shi doesn't know English. A few years later, Zhaoqi Shi got angry. This time, Zhang Fengyi sent Zhaoqi Shi to the airport to catch the plane. Zhaoqi Shi wears sunglasses and has a bald head. He looks overbearing. When approaching the airport, the traffic police stopped ZhangFeng yi: "Do you know what you did wrong?" At first glance, it turned out to be actor ZhangFeng yi, but the traffic police said, "Big stars are no exception. Get off and pay. " Zhang Fengyi didn't expect to meet an honest traffic policeman. The big star didn't work this time, but there was a reversal at this time. Zhaoqi Shi, wearing big sunglasses, opened the door directly, leaned out half of his head and looked domineering: "What's the matter?"

The traffic police looked at it: "Hey, Lao Shi! Where are you going? " Zhaoqi Shi looked impatient: "Go to the airport." The ending is long and it sounds impatient. The traffic police pointed to Zhang Fengyi and said, "Is he with you?" Zhaoqi Shi looked cold: "Yes." Unexpectedly, the traffic police immediately returned the notebook to Zhang Fengyi and said to Zhaoqi Shi, "You driver, you should take care of it and obey the traffic laws." Zhaoqi Shi nodded, ZhangFengyi lost face. Zhaoqi Shi's arrogance made Zhang Fengyi stamp his feet with anger.

The two turned against each other, and when they made a lot of money, they traveled to Europe together, intending to see the world. ZhangFeng yi speaks English very well, so he worked as a translator and director for Zhaoqi Shi during his trip. They had a good time, but after a day, Zhaoqi Shi felt bored. "You say this foreign hotel, how so little? Going to the same hotel everywhere is really annoying. " Zhang Feng looked puzzled. Obviously, many hotels are the same. No Zhaoqi Shi said, "We have been here for many days, and we have had enough fun. Let's go back to China. I can't take it anymore. This hotel is written as a hotel, so it is a national chain, and we can't change our taste. " Hearing this, Zhang Fengyi smiled from ear to ear.

After returning home, Zhaoqi Shi had dinner with his friends at the dinner table. He boasted about his trip in Europe. He also said, "There is nothing good abroad, but there is only one hotel called' Hotel' in China. Well, not good, not good! " As a result, everyone laughed and I made a fool of myself, because these letters didn't refer to the brand, but the English of the hotel, which made Zhaoqi Shi very angry. Later, I met Zhang Fengyi and said, "You are so heartless. Forget it later. " Zhang Fengyi was shocked to hear that. He asked him what was going on. That's good. Why do you say that? Zhaoqi Shi scolded him, saying why he didn't tell him the meaning of the hotel at that time, and he felt ashamed. Zhang Fengyi smiled again when he heard this. Looking at this guy so cute, he is "out of breath"