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Three bad ways to deal with mosquitoes! Tools required: an electric mosquito swatter and a pair of small scissors (the smaller the better). The first trick: starve to death. First hit a mosquito with an electric mosquito swatter for a short time. Just corona it. It's not fun to electrocute it. Then catch the mosquito, carefully cut off the mosquito mouth (straw) with small scissors, and be careful not to cut off the mosquito head, otherwise it will be boring if the mosquito dies. Then put mosquitoes in mosquito nets (why? ), I will explain later. After a while, the mosquito woke up. Wow; Oops ... his mouth is missing! It can fly, haha ~ ~ It can't suck your blood any more, so it has to starve to death. The second trick: corona a mosquito with an electric mosquito swatter, and carefully cut off the two legs in front of the mosquito with scissors (the mosquito has six legs, two less than the golden seal). After N times of research, I found that mosquitoes must rely on their first two legs to balance and support their mouths and aim at blood vessel insertion. All right, put the mosquitoes with two front legs cut off in the mosquito net. Mosquitoes will be fine when they wake up! The mouth is still there. Look again, the front legs are gone. No matter how hard it tries, it can't accurately insert the mosquito's mouth into your blood vessel. You have a mouth, but you can't suck delicious blood. Why don't you kill mosquitoes alive? ! The third trick: corona a mosquito with the method of living dead, and carefully cut off all the legs of the mosquito with scissors, leaving nothing behind. Well, mosquitoes have no legs, just like a grain of rice, so I call it "mosquito rice". "Mosquito Rice" woke up and flew away, thinking that she had escaped, because she couldn't stop without legs, so she had to lie down (mosquitoes never tried to lie down and sleep). I had to fly as fast as I could because I was afraid. Finally, I was exhausted. Ok, now you can get into the mosquito net and lie down comfortably. There are several mosquitoes flying in the mosquito net, which gave you a "major operation". At this moment, you no longer feel that mosquitoes are annoying, but feel that the "buzzing" sound of mosquitoes is the most beautiful and beautiful music, so you can sleep peacefully. Last move, very unique! There may not be any mosquitoes in your house in the future. Let your "repaired" mosquito fly out of your house. Mosquitoes who leave your home may say to other mosquitoes who want to fly into your home: This family is not normal, and the compatriots who go in have their mouths cut off and their legs gone. What's worse, they have become "mosquito rice". Treat me like a model. Additional tricks: cut off the mosquito's ass and let it suck blood. In the end, you can only go in and not out. It's too bloated