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Is there such a joke?

1. Send you a red envelope: 0 for hard work, 0 for cleverness, 0 for hard work and 0 for beauty. The number is nearly five zeros! Relax, the first digit is still 0!

2. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social differentiation, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

Part 1: If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal comment: people are invincible.