Are you familiar with jokes?

Holmes and Watson went camping in the wild and slept until midnight. Holmes woke Watson: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you have inferred?"

"I see a million stars. Although there are only a few planets, there are likely to be stars similar to the earth, and there may be life there. " Watson answered seriously.

"Idiot, our tent was stolen!"

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A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his favorite girl, "What kind of boy do you like?"

The girl said, "It's very congenial."

The boy asked again and the answer was still the same. The boy said sadly, "can't you have a flat head?"

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Everyone knows about Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian ~ ~

That's right. . . That thing ~

They have another child. .

I read a book that unofficial history read the other day.

It's a son

The name is Siemens.

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I was drinking with some friends one night, and some people drank too much. One of them fell asleep on the side of the road, so we couldn't lift him, so we discussed finding something to cover him so as not to catch cold.

When I saw him a few days later, he said that he woke up the next day and found three bicycles on him.

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One day, two tomatoes were walking in the street. The little tomato kept asking the big tomato what its name was: "Hey, man, what's your name?" The big tomato didn't answer. They went to the ends of the earth, and the little tomato was still asking. The big tomato finally spoke: "Brother, do you know that we tomatoes can't talk!" " "

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1, how did Lin Daiyu die?

2. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards?

3. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

4. Why do foxes often wrestle! !

5. What line does the monkey dislike the most?

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

7. The teacher recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

8. What color is celery dung?

9. What is the only difference between Superman and me?

10, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?

1 1, four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take five people?

12 besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

Answer:

1, fell dead, because, "a sister Lin fell from the sky."

2, it sucks.

3, because walking there is too tired …

4, because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

5, parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

6. If ~ (if there is a car ~). . .

7, puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei (Wangwang is the first to carry)

8. Yellow, Qin Shihuang

9. I wear underwear inside.

10, I know you are not stupid.

1 1, because the person they play is called "Mahjong".

12, bullshit. . .

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Great wisdom is humorous when used in small things, and small wisdom is funny when used in big things.

If you want to improve your sense of humor, you must first be good at discovering the uniqueness of things. This uniqueness is unexpected and reasonable: for example, when you eat at a friend's house, there are only four vegetarian dishes on the table, which are not of high quality, but the friend's residence is remote. This is the greatest ability, but the friend feels embarrassed and modestly says, "I'm sorry today, these dishes are really sorry for my old friend just now!"

At this time, you can't say "enough!" Or: "Yes". Or keep silent. What would you say?

My joke is like this: this is a national standard and cannot be exceeded!

Where does wisdom come from? I think you know better than I do.