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Different people have different opinions.
1. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
It's better to have soy sauce insurance
2. Bow your head with courage and raise your head with confidence.
You can't fight
3. God decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, it left you room in choosing friends.
it's delicious, but distant relatives in jiaozi are not as good as close friends. There is no Bai Ding.
4. Life is like a cup of tea, which will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
why don't you drink it later? It doesn't seem to work, but the bitter will make the sweet
5. Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.
who has the ability to meet and love one another? Love is mutual
6. When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.
we only have the back, but we have no background. Setbacks are inevitable, and if you face them directly, they will turn around
7. Not every sentence of "I'm sorry" can be exchanged for "it doesn't matter".
Even so, say "I'm sorry" for yourself
8. There are only people who can't figure it out, and there is no road that can't be taken.
There is an old monk who said to his disciples: I will move the mountain in front of the door. The disciples didn't believe it and thought it was impossible;
no-but after seeing the old monk studying for an hour, the mountain is still the same. This is what the old monk said: the mountains don't move, I move, and the water doesn't bend the boat. Then, I walked to the scheduled place.
9. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
what if his work place is in a coal yard?
1. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.
do you believe that what you say and see must be true?
11. When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success ...
Now, the Anding Hospital in Deshengmen is on fire.
12. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who needs ideals?
how big is the gap?
13. People who said they had a previous life were lying to themselves. People who say that there is a next life are lying to others.
white lies, why expose them?
14. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried to be jealous.
Confucius said, "Complain with directness", and don't advocate complaining with resentment
15. I often told myself not to hang myself from a tree, and as a result, I got lost in the Woods.
Like Yu Minhong, grow into a towering tree, and you won't be the one who gets lost.
16. Love is like sand held in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it loses.
folk prescription: adding cement
17. There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
and vice versa
18. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but still smiling.
Amitabha
19. Greetings don't have to be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.
Sincerity always touches people. I believe
2. The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store and 6 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.
To get a position, you must first get a qualification
21. It's not terrible to be a real bad guy, but a fake good guy.
Don't get entangled with villains
22. Do a good job that is not busy or idle, and lead a wonderful life that is neither salty nor light.
Little feet do a good job, and a small life leads to a good life
23. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us have no time to be empty.
Work is happy, full and abundant
24. Never frown even when you are unhappy, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
just frown, not mind. If you don't frown at all, your eyelids will be very painful.
25. When most people are concerned about how high you fly, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.
Happiness and tiredness are not called tiredness
26. Angels can fly because they think very little of themselves ...
Oh, people still have two wings
27. You can use fire to test gold, gold to test women and women to test men.
Sometimes, you need a comprehensive strategy, such as Comrade Wen Qiang
28. If you like someone, you are happy together. To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.
I'll leave if I'm unhappy
29. Humor is the interest in jokes when a person wants to cry.
In this way, I'm afraid it's not far from the gate of Anding Hospital.
3. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve their plots.
Sometimes the power goes out, and it's tiring to climb to the 17th floor in one breath
31. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it doesn't necessarily translate into happiness.
What if you add literacy and cultivation?
32. Beauty makes men stop and wisdom makes men stay.
if you are as smart as a demon, men will slip away and be desperate.
33. If all the goals you have set for yourself have been achieved, it means that your goals are not ambitious enough.
can they all be achieved? I'm so envious
34. You can make do with life and pay attention to it.
life = when and when; Pay attention to
35. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.
No, it is said that the secret weapon of a woman's longevity is tears
36. If you give your heart, you will get it, but you may be completely hurt; Keep your distance to protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.
It's possible, but I enjoy it
37. The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
don't understand, don't comment
38. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
never kneel!
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