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One day, a mung bean jumped down from a height of 20 stories

As a result... he became... a red bean... because He was bleeding

Later, Hongdou went home and washed the blood off his body

After taking a bath, his body was wet, so he went outside to bask in the sun

< p>Baking in the sun... accidentally fell asleep~~

When he woke up, he found that he had turned into "dried beans"

Two days later:

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Dried tofu began to peel due to sunburn

After peeling, it turned back into mung beans.

The neighbors were amazed and thought this thing was so shocking.

So this mung bean was respectfully called Thunder Bean,

and the skin that was taken off was put on display in the museum and was named Doupi.

It is said that one day, there was a Hongdou came to Pili Bean (Mung Bean) to talk about the general trend of the world (historically known as "Doudou Sees the World")

The two beans had a very happy conversation, and both believed that the world was a plate of loose beans, and it was necessary for Bean to lead< /p>

So, after Hong Bean returned home, he began to gather red beans from all over the world, and finally established the Red Bean Country south of the stream, and Pili Bean established the Mung Bean Country north of the stream

After Hongdou established the Hongdou Kingdom, he felt that he should also have a title like Thunder Bean

So Hongdou proclaimed himself emperor and was known as Emperor Bean in history

The descendants of Dou are still called This is a five-character quatrain, the content of which is

Red beans are born in the southern country,

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Ever since the establishment of the Hongdou Kingdom, Emperor Dou has been obsessed with beauties in the harem every day

He often peeks at the concubines bathing, which causes corns in his eyes, called bean corns

Pili Bean heard in the Mung Bean Kingdom that Emperor Bean was obsessed with women and ignored political affairs,

So he invited the four generals of spring, summer, autumn and winter (known as French Bean),

Preparing for the southern expedition to Hongdou Country

The armies of the two countries clashed by the stream. Douzi suffered numerous casualties and corpses were scattered all over the stream.

The process of corpse decomposition is called tofu

These The soldiers' corpses were exposed to the sun and turned into dried tofu

Later generations called these soldiers who died by the stream Daxi tofu...

Speaking of red beans and mung beans After the Civil War~~

Because Emperor Bean had neglected the government for too long and suffered successive defeats,

So he decided to marry Princess Hongdou to the Mung Bean Kingdom to seek peace,

< p>The king of Mung Bean Kingdom, Pili Bean, had always heard of the beauty of Princess Hong Bean

So he agreed to a truce and took Princess Hong Bean as his concubine (commonly known as Natto), and the Civil War finally ended

Pili Dou Ever since she got Natto, she loved it very much and was blessed with Natto every day.

Two years later, Princess Natto gave birth to a son. This son's skin was purple (mixed blood) and he looked like an emperor< /p>

Pili Bean was very happy to see the boy, and saw that his skin color was purple, so he named him "Purple Thunderbolt"

Purple Thunderbolt has been fond of animals since he was a child, so Thunderbolt Bean grew up in Purple Thunderbolt. When he was five years old,

he gave Zi Pili as a gift the mount he used when he was fighting in various places. This mount is the Dragon of the South

It is also known as Doudou Dragon.

There was a historian named Doudou in the Kingdom of Jin.

Doudou liked to enjoy flowers very much, so he was named Douhua.

This Doudou, he loved wine very much. To the point where he was addicted to alcohol

One night, Doudou was drunk.

While drinking, he walked to the stable and saw Doudou Dragon

In the end, because he was drunk, he had sex with Doudoulong (Hey, hey, hey!).

Three months later, Doudoulong gave birth to a son.

Ju Doudou In the shape of a child, his body is covered with long hair. Zi Pili thought he was a child given by God.

He named him: Maodou~~

Edamame did not like to drink milk when he was born. Edamame was getting thinner and thinner.

Zi Pili was very worried and hired people from all over the world to work together to find a solution.

Later, Youdou invented a formula that added honey to milk, and Edamame was able to Jian Jian

Purple Thunderbolt named this formula: honey soy milk~~

Word: Emperor Dou, who was almost destroyed last time, was depressed because of his defeat

< p>Every night I drink wine alone, look at the moon and sigh...sigh...

When the servants saw this, they all thought that Emperor Dou sighed because he didn't like the moon

Just like this, it was passed down from ten to ten, and it has been passed down forever

Someone even wrote a song about it called ~~: "Bean" is caused by the moon~ ~

One day, Satan felt that there had been no business recently and wanted to create some unrest

Satan asked around and learned that Emperor Bean had always wanted to expedition to the Mung Bean Kingdom

So a demon was sent to help Emperor Bean.

The devil was immediately put into use after he came to the Red Bean Kingdom.

Emperor Bean named him Magic Bean and ordered him to lead the army in the northern expedition to Mung Bean. Country

Purple Thunderbolt heard the news and was very angry. He immediately sent French Beans (hey ~ long time no see) to send troops to fight

The two armies clashed again on both sides of the river. Magic Beans saw French Beans. Brave,

I thought I should use a trick, so I muttered words,

Used magic to summon a monster from Brazil,

Swallowed the green beans in an instant In the stomach, the mung bean army immediately collapsed and fled.

Later generations called this monster ~~: the Croton Demon

With the help of the Croton Demon, the red bean army's morale was greatly boosted and they were invincible.

Zi Pili was very nervous after learning about the war situation, and immediately convened a military meeting to discuss countermeasures

At this time, the Holy Dou Shi Xingshi, who had always come here to preach in the name of sacredness

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Being promoted as a general by everyone, the helpless Saint Bean Shi Xingshi had no choice but to brave the battle

The two armies of red and green beans clashed again. The battle situation has been stalemate. Magic Bean is seeking speed. The battle was decided quickly

So the Croton Demon was summoned again. Saint Bean Shi Xingshi saw the Croton Demon eating mung beans from the back line.

He was shocked and exclaimed: "Wow , Croton demon.

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After a while, Saint Dou Shi Xingshi calmed down a little, and not to be outdone, he invited the messenger of justice~~Ga Doula

As soon as Ga Doula appeared, he immediately used Cambrian A unique trick from the 19th century, the Ten Thousand Years Freezing Air Wave,

Cut the Croton Demon into strips of popsicles, and all the Red Bean Army was frozen

Later known as the Frozen Red Bean Army For: Doujiang

Since the death of the Croton Demon, the Red Bean Army did not dare to act rashly, so they retreated to the south bank of Daxi

Modou, who had experienced defeat for the first time, suggested to Emperor Bean that he To the south of the river, an earthen wall was built along the bank to prevent the Mung Bean Army from invading

Emperor Dou felt that it was reasonable, but he had no choice but to fight for a long time and the treasury was empty, and he really could not pay the huge expenses

At this time, there was a wealthy local man in the Hongdou Kingdom. He heard about Emperor Dou’s difficulties and volunteered to help with the country’s construction

Emperor Dou was delighted when he heard this and named him ~~Podou

The people of Hongdou Country are very grateful for Tudou’s kindheartedness.

Later generations respectfully call him ~~Doudu Ren~~

Doudu Ren didn’t like to study when he was a child.

Every time I go to school, I sneak over the wall to play.

One time a silkworm seller came outside the school.

I bought two potato kernels. I raised a baby silkworm at home,

Unexpectedly, the more I raised more silkworms, the more I learned.

In the end, Tuoren became rich by running a business selling silk.

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When he grew up, Tudou Ren wrote a book about his experience in raising silkworms.

From then on, it was passed down from generation to generation and became a family heirloom, known as the Broad Bean Book

One summer~~

The weather was really hot.

People from the red bean country and the mung bean country all went to the big stream to soak in water~~

But the sun got hotter and hotter. As we get older, the weather gets hotter and hotter

Even the water in Daxi is boiling.

So, people from the red bean country and the mung bean country are all boiled into red bean and mung bean soup~~

In this way, everything turns into red bean and mung bean soup~~