Are there any humorous car sales jokes?

1, if there is a car: the price is skyrocketing and it sells well, it must be Audi a6.

2. If there is a car: the sign outside it is completely different from the sign inside; This must be Excelle.

3. If you have a car: call a car but the price is similar to that of a motorcycle; This must be Jiangnan alto.

4. If there is a car: I must have seen it abroad, but it was designed by a domestic engineer, it must be Chery.

5. If there is a car: the appearance has not changed, but the name has been changing; This must be Santana.

6. If there is a car: its nose looks like it has been injured; This must be a car crossing.

7. If you have a car: It used to be a symbol of power, but now it is gone. This must be Shanghai.

8. If there is a car: its ass looks like it has been injured; This must be the Sail sedan.

9. If there is a car: the fuel consumption per 100 kilometers is equal to 0, it must be a bicycle.