A joke that makes people laugh instantly.

1. You still have dreams. Otherwise, why talk to others when you are drunk?

Because of my introverted personality, I never rush to check out!

3. When I grow up, I found that the only thing that persisted for so many years was to eat and sleep every day to charge my mobile phone.

4. I asked my dad, "Why do you have my brother if you have me?" My dad: "tuba is useless, practice a trumpet."

In ancient times, it was easy to mix, and you could be a civil servant with a knife.

6. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will take a ring and say to you, I'm sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend.

7. You have an expression that only your mother will like. It's over if you don't work hard.

7. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me and was embarrassed to call her new boyfriend to tell me. 0

9. Male compatriots, cherish that jealous girlfriend, because she used to love meat.

1 Song Meiling said that she liked the French phoenix tree, which Chiang Kai-shek planted everywhere in Nanjing. I said I like the sea. You've been surfing.

1 1. No one has ever confessed to me, which shows that I have always been secretly loved.

12. How can two people be friends when their weights are not in the same order of magnitude? You can't even play on the seesaw.

13. There is no road in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a toll booth.

14. Some people look like that, don't be coquetry, it is easy to cause pregnancy reaction.

15. The only advantage of flat chest is that two people can hug each other more closely.

15. What is a real house? I saw a buddy standing at the entrance of the building in shorts and vest this morning. Looking at the snowflakes on the ground, I said, "I'll go, it's winter!" " "

17. I bought a piece of chicken breast yesterday and cried after eating it. Even chickens have breasts, but I don't.

18. In order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation, being criticized and treating others differently, I am poor.

19. I don't understand the behavior of many men who try their best to hide their private money. Why can't you have a girlfriend like me? For foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not "Let's break up", nor "Working overtime on weekends", nor "Deducting wages this month", but "Avoiding spicy food and cold". Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears. 2 1. My girlfriend said on WeChat that she would break up with me. Reason: She said my typing was too ugly! What the hell ...