A joke in less than 20 words.

1. I met a red light when crossing the road. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "Wait for the light!" My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

It is said that the world is peaceful and Altman goes to school, but on the first day of school, the teacher died. Why? . . Because when the teacher asked the first question, he habitually said: Please raise your hand and answer. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher died.

3. Students go to the toilet between classes, and when they are finished, they find that there is no paper, they can't wait for people, and their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. . . It is said that there was silence for a long time, and later ... his classmate received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details.

4. Get up in the morning and see a Netease comment. The original is a screenshot.

First floor: Everybody calm down. Come and listen to the fifth floor. ! ~

Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable.

The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people.

Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice!

Fifth floor: upstairs are full of idiots.

5. A buddy got up the courage to express his affection to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I'm her mother, and I'm here to steal food.

6. The man was away on business and suddenly went home. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: divorce.

Three years later, his wife told him that he was a little lion rising in Ran Ran!

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: No way, it's embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me on the body. ...

8. A classmate, his computer will automatically turn on every morning (probably because the dormitory suddenly opened when he called in the morning).

As a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer. . .

9. Dad hates foreign singers. But one day, when I was watching Mike Jackson's mtv, I suddenly found my father standing behind watching it with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Dad, do you like this, too?"

Dad shook his head: "Mao Amin is really getting ugly."