Children's joke stories

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Children's joke stories

Where is the sugar?

Teacher: "Lingling, please make a sentence with the word' sugar'."

Lingling: "I am drinking milk."

Teacher: "Where is the sugar?"

Linlin: "In the milk!" "

Younger than me

Xiaohong pointed to the map and said, "This is Guangdong, and we live here."

My 5-year-old sister said, "Guangdong is younger than me. How can I live in people? "

reason

Two children are talking;

A child said, "Aunt Zhang's stomach has become so big now! Mom said she was pregnant with a child, a girl. "

The second child said, "My uncle in the country has grown so big now! So, he is pregnant, too. However, I don't know if my uncle is pregnant with a boy or a girl? "

A child said, "Do you need to ask? Aunt Zhang is a woman and pregnant with a girl; Your uncle is a man, of course he is pregnant with a boy! "

Thermal expansion and cold contraction

Wan Wan (10 years old): We know that heat expands and cold contracts.

Mom: Do you know what expansion with heat means contraction with cold?

Absolutely: it just gets bigger when it is hot and smaller when it is cold.

Mingming: I see. It's hot in summer, so the holiday time is long, and it's cold in winter, so the holiday time is short.

Father and son

"Dad, why do you have white hair on your head?"

"If my son doesn't listen, let my father worry, and his head will be white!"

"So, Dad, you are too worried about your grandfather who has white hair."

What do you mean by "happy"

My little niece once asked me, "Uncle, what is happiness?"

"People are happy when they are happy."

"So you care about being unhappy?"

Sleep and play with a flashlight

Before going to bed, the 5-year-old son said to his mother, "Mom, give me the flashlight."

"What are you doing sleeping and playing with a flashlight?"

"I don't play. I dreamed that darkness was coming and I couldn't see it. "

How much is the cost?

Father teaches his son to read. When he learned the word "Tian", he asked him, "What's on your head?"

The son thought for a moment and said, "Hair."

"What about the hair?"

"The roof."

"What about the roof?"

"Tiles."

The father was impatient and struck the table: "Idiot! Take a good look. What else is on it? "

The son cried in horror, "There are … birds flying …"

Eat fish and chicken.

Child: "Dad, Xiaohua's father swims very well. Why not? "

Dad: "Xiaohua's father always eats fish, so he can swim." Dad, I don't often eat fish. How can I swim? "

Child: "But, Dad, you always eat chicken. Can you lay eggs? "

Grow up to be a teacher

Father: "The teacher told me at the parent-teacher meeting that you always like to talk in class and you should correct it later."

Son: "Why should we correct it? In class, the teacher spoke several times more than me! "

Father: "That's the teacher giving a lecture. How can you talk without talking? "

Son: "don't you always say' everything should be started from a young age'?" I want to be a teacher when I grow up. How can I not practice now? "

The head and tail are out.

Xiao Qiang learned to look it up in the dictionary. One day, he wanted to look up the word "you". He searched for a long time and only found the word "Tian". Xiao Qiang flew into a rage:

"Why don't you dare to come out with your head down!" After a while, Xiao Qiang turned to the word "A", which made Xiao Qiang happy: "You were afraid of me, so you put your tail out!"

After a while, the clever Xiao Qiang saw the word "Shen" again, clapped his hands and smiled: "Haha, now his head and tail are sticking out!"

Play stringed instruments

Mom: Mute, wash your hands before you can play the piano! Dumb: Never mind, I'll play black keys!

Don't be afraid.

One day, the police found a little girl wandering alone in the street. She doesn't know her name or where she lives. The police began to rummage through her pockets helplessly, hoping to find some clues. The little girl didn't resist, but said softly, "Don't be afraid, I don't have a gun."

peacock

Little Mary went to her grandmother's house in the country. One day, she was playing in the garden and saw a peacock she had never seen before.

This kind of bird. After watching it for a while, she sneaked into the house and shouted, "Grandma, come and see it! There is a hen blooming in your house. "

Historical story

Xiaoming is always pestering his father to tell him historical stories. Dad: "Good! Once upon a time, there was a frog. . . "Xiao Ming:" Alas! People want to hear historical stories! ! "Dad:" Well, in the Tang Dynasty, there was a frog. . . . . "

Cheat to eat and drink.

"Let's play the game of the zoo!" Six-year-old Carl said to his mother. "How to play?" "It's very simple. I am a monkey, you are a tourist, and feed me jelly, peanuts and chocolate. "

Between hand and face

Mother: "Your face is still clean, but why are your hands so dirty?" Son: "I just wiped my face with my hand."

Have a bad memory.

How is your teacher? She has a poor memory. Just now she said 1+ 1=2, and now she says 3- 1=2.

Why are they called students?

Dad: "Son, you are in junior high school. Do you know why you call them students? " Son: "I know, we only learn what students are familiar with!" " "

have a rest

My son did something wrong and cried for an hour after I scolded him. I ignored him. When he stopped crying, I asked him, "You stopped crying?" The son replied, "I don't stop crying." I want to have a rest. "

Do you understand "things"?

One day, my aunt said to the children in the class (she is a kindergarten teacher), "You must be sensible! Suddenly a child said loudly, "teacher, I know five more!"

How many cats do you want to keep?

The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, as long as you touch the cat's hair backwards, you can see the electric spark. " "God," cried a little girl, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!"

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