Ask all the lines of Jiang Kun's cross talk "Network Joke" (I'm looking for Chow Yun Fat's)

Jiang Kun J's classic crosstalk: It tells the story of a son asking his father questions.

What are you talking about?

Hey, dad, can you explain some words to us?

D: what's the word?

J: What is anger, what is anger, what is madness, and what is dumbfounding?

D: Oh, let father explain these four words.

J: His father said, I, I can't explain it.

D: Then what should I do?

J: Let me demonstrate.

D: can this still be done?

J: Watch this.

D: Let's have a look.

J: I picked up the phone and dialed a random number. I heard the other party say:

D: who are you looking for?

His father said, "I'm looking for Chow Yun Fat."

D: Looking for Chow Yun Fat?

J: When the other person is dumbfounded,

D: ah.

Um ... Do you understand?

D: ah.

J: "This is Lin Mansion." "Anyway, you helped me find Chow Yun Fat. & lt/WBR > "Hey, you, do you know Chinese? We are from Lin Mansion. "

D: right.

J: "I just want to find Chow Yun Fat."

D: Oh, that's persistent.

J: The other party answers in Tianjin dialect:

D: What's the answer?

J: "You are not sick!"

D: Yes, Huhu, why do all the local dialects speak it?

Then I said to my son,

D: ah.

J: Do you know what the other person is doing now?

What are you doing?

J: The other party is angry.

D: Oh, that's how he explained the anger.

J: right!

So what is anger?

J: What did the son ask about anger? Father picked up the phone again,

D: So was that one just now.

J: I just heard the other person say, "This is Lin Mansion. Who are you looking for? "

D: who are you looking for?

J: I want to find Chow Yun Fat!

D: here we go again.

J: "Hey, are you sick? What are you doing? "