Jokes from Ancient and Modern Times (Short)

A Collection of Ancient and Modern Short Jokes

A collection of classic short jokes. A wordy leave note: Xiao Ming put a leave note on the lectern table in the morning. It said: When I came in the morning, I met When I see a big dog, the dog roars at me, and I roar in return. The dog turned around and ran away. Just when I was happy, a group of dogs came, and the leading dog was the big dog... One person kept farting loudly in the office, and my colleagues couldn't help but say: "Can you keep quiet?" .. A classic short joke, one sentence makes me choke to death! It’s a bit long, so enjoy it slowly!

Li Bai’s humor

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Yang Guozhong, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, was jealous of Li Bai's talents and always tried to ridicule Li Bai.

One day, Yang Guozhong came up with a way to ask Li Bai to play a three-step sentence. As soon as Li Bai entered the door, Yang Guozhong said: "Two apes were cutting wood in the mountain and asked the monkeys how to saw?" "Saw" is a joke of "sentence", and "monkey" alludes to Li Bai.

Li Bai smiled slightly after hearing this and said: "The prime minister started and if he can't keep up within three steps, I lose."

Yang Guozhong wanted to finish the three steps quickly, but he just took the step. As soon as he took a step, Li Bai pointed to Yang Guozhong's feet and shouted: "A horse is hidden in the mud. See how the beast moves out of the hoof?"

Yang Guozhong wanted to take advantage, but was humiliated by Li Bai instead.