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1. Ugly children have to run like hell, because if there is a double image, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

2. Q: One year is almost over. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog again?

3. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. He asked, Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, it's not kind to me, and there are relatives in the city who don't say anything!

4. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

5, others fall in love by looks, by routines and by spending money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

6. When I went home for the New Year, my mother bought me a box of Wang Laoji for me to drink. I said I'm not angry. Why did you buy this? She said that at this age, she had no date. Can she not be angry? I think you are angry!

7. The weather began to get hot. I rummaged through the cupboard for a long time before I found the short sleeves. It turns out that they are all brand-name short sleeves! I'm afraid people will say I show off my wealth. Either China Telecom or China Mobile, or Mrs Chicken Essence and Haitian Soy Sauce?

8. Do you know? One day, you will become someone you hate. God replied: thank you, I hate rich people!

9. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love makes us walk upright!

10, whipping is popular recently. It is said that a buddy in the community spent hundreds of dollars to get a whip and practiced hard for several days. The result was remarkable. The whip was so powerful that every whip was blown into the sky and there were countless onlookers. My buddy was proud and worked hard, so he persisted for half a month. Finally, this guy is deaf, deaf?