Tell an interesting joke.

1. On the subway, I gave my seat to an aunt, who chatted happily with me and asked: How old is the child? Me: 26. Aunt said enviously: you are so young, you look in your early 30 s, and your children are 26 years old!

2. At night, on the last bus, a woman in white sat in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone, shocked! Suddenly braking, people sitting there. Keep driving and look in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone. Brake back. The woman is now. Keep driving, look in the rearview mirror, and no more women! Suddenly, the woman came slowly, with messy hair and blood all over her face. She whispered, "Damn fairy, do you have a grudge against me?" As soon as you tie your shoelaces, brake hard "

The biggest feature of old Beijing noodle restaurant is drinking. One day, they went to eat noodles, and the waiter shouted "Table 5, two bowls of noodles with dregs" and finished the bill. ***25 yuan is 80 cents. A said, "This is 26. Keep the change." The waiter took the money and shouted, "A guest gave a 20-cent tip at Table 5." The people in the hall looked back at him, and A blushed. "Well, you'd better give me the change." The waiter shouted again, "the 20-point tip for table 5 is returned!" "