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Look at one of the college entrance examinations.

In senior three, the extreme sprint strategy increased from 3 17 to 522 points in 43 days.

Hello, brothers! I summed it up for a long time and wrote this strategy, hoping to help you!

I graduated from high school in 2009 and studied at Northeast Forestry University. I hope my experience can help you!

I am too playful and have poor self-control. I didn't study hard in junior high school. After four years of junior high school, the gangsters finally focused on the city. In high school, I was addicted to games and novels. I spent more than two years in senior one and senior two. There are 50 students in my class, about 45,46 in more than two years. In the past two years, I have read countless novels. At that time, I basically read all the popular online novels, hehe. I played Warcraft for a year in my freshman year, but no one wanted to play with me in my sophomore year, so I moved to dota. In my sophomore year, I fell in love with online games, Tian Ba Long and Zhu Xian, and all the money for dinner went to Cary. I can't remember how much it cost now. Two years have passed so unremarkably. Now I think, except for regret, I have left nothing, and my two years of study and life have left no impression. The wasted two years have become my lifelong regret.

Last June, 165438+ 10 felt a little anxious and started to study, but there were too many left. I don't know the basics of mathematics and physical chemistry. Although I started reading from scratch, my grades still didn't come up, but I slowly made up the foundation bit by bit. At this time, I stopped reading novels and basically stopped playing online games, and I understood the foundation bit by bit. So I gave up a little, thinking that I had finished the last three-meter university, so I began to relax again. In this way, in the next semester of senior three in 2009, the day of college entrance examination is getting closer and closer. I thought my high school life was over, but there was nothing I could do. I have begun to look forward to finishing the college entrance examination, going to three universities for a holiday, and then studying hard in universities to make up for the mistakes in middle school.

That city simulation, I got the last place in the school, yes, it is the school! I remember the scores very clearly, 365,438+07, Math 60, English 80, Chinese over 80, Chemistry 30, Biology 65,438+07, Physics 44. (We are Chinese 150, physics 120, chemistry 108. I have been in high school for three years, but no matter how miserable I am, I have never been the last in my class. This time, not only my class, but also my school is the first! There are 374 students in the whole school, and I rank 374! I was confused when I knew my grades. At that time, helplessness, fear and despair flooded into my mind, and I spent the whole day in my stupor (I can't describe my mood accurately in words, imagine it yourself! ), before the evening self-study, the female monitor of our class (also the flower of our class) talked to me for a while, and my relationship with her has always been good (in fact,

I have always liked her in my heart, but I was timid and didn't study well at that time, and I felt that she was not from the same world. What she said to me at that time hit me hard, probably saying that you were at the bottom and didn't study well. Do you want to go to college? What are you going to do after you can't go to college? Your family is not rich either. You will always rely on your parents to support you! ..... I was very unhappy at that time. For the girl I have a crush on, it is very painful to say such a thing! Then I thought for a while, and I was already the first. If it gets worse, that's it. Why don't you challenge what I can do, and don't let yourself regret it then! So I decided to spend the rest of my time trying to see how much potential I can have. At this time, there are still 43 days from the college entrance examination. ......

Finally, my score in the college entrance examination was 522 (I estimated that my score was 5 10, math 1 14, foreign language12, Chinese 104, science 190). The score of our line is 538, but the last two scores. When I applied for the exam, I heard that the girl applied for Northeast Forestry University (she scored 568 points and applied for Lindong's major), so I did not hesitate to apply for Lindong. Of course, I can only apply for two majors. As for the reason for going to Lindong, guess for yourself.

This is my high school career. Now that the semester of freshman year has passed, the brothers and sisters of senior three have also entered the sprint stage. I have summed up my experience in the last 40 days, hoping to help you. Many people may be dismissive, and more than 500 people are qualified to give advice to others? You are right, my score is not high, but what I want to say is that I mastered many skills and rules of the exam at that time. If you give me half a month to review, my score will definitely exceed one line! I think my experience is of some value to the study of senior three. Let me share my 43-day experience from 3 17 to 522. If I can help you a little, my efforts to write this article will not be in vain.

I promise here that the following are all my own experiences. If I cheat you and intentionally hurt you, I will be worse than a pig and a dog! If any of you find out that I'm talking nonsense and cheating, you can call me whatever you want, and I'll never talk back!

First of all, it is also very important. I hope you can understand the essence of the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination is a selective examination, not an ability examination. This kind of exam doesn't need too advanced ability. You just need to master the knowledge of high school, use it flexibly and answer the college entrance examination paper well! Therefore, you don't need to learn more knowledge and study more thoroughly. You only need to master the rules and application methods, so you won't be tortured by the college entrance examination, but you will torture the college entrance examination!

Many students like to be smart, which is despised by parents and teachers. According to them, learning should be down-to-earth, step by step, there is no shortcut! Are they right? In my opinion, it is true, but it is a bit too absolute. Usually their study should include two points, learning knowledge and exams. I hope everyone can firmly remember my sentence: learning knowledge can't be opportunistic, but the exam is definitely regular! Especially the college entrance examination, a selective examination that does not involve advanced knowledge, has a strong regularity! In the next five months, everyone must have such a word in their hearts: Fa! The college entrance examination has a strong regularity! I wonder if you have done the college entrance examination questions in previous years?

I don't know if you have noticed that no matter who gives the questions, the thinking of the college entrance examination questions will not change, and the general direction of the college entrance examination questions will remain unchanged every year, so there must be a strong regularity! (Except for temporary curriculum reform areas) So, you collected your local college entrance examination questions in previous years (I am studying our college entrance examination questions in 2004-08), as long as you don't have to study the local and foreign college entrance examination questions! I'm not asking you to do these sets of questions, nor am I asking you to do them several times. What I want is a thorough study of these groups of problems. In other words, when you see each question, you can immediately reflect in your mind what the teacher wants to test you and what knowledge you need to master. For example, when you see a big math problem, what you think of is not the solution to this problem, but the way of thinking of this kind of problem. I don't know if you have considered why you did it. Why is this happening? It's just that you don't have a clear idea and grasp the rhythm of doing the problem. It's important to do math problems. Sometimes it's hard to think when you're stuck. So when you study those sets of college entrance examination questions repeatedly, you must be absolutely clear. It doesn't matter if you see similar problems in the future, but the clearer your thinking, the better. Every step you write, you know what to do next, not step by step.

Similarly, other subjects are the same, and these sets of questions will be studied repeatedly. Because of the regularity of the college entrance examination over the years, you will have a good grasp of ideas and rhythm during the 20 10 college entrance examination! I've only studied for over a month. You can study for five months!

Next, I will teach you some specific skills and learning methods. Because of its regularity, the college entrance examination must have strong skills! The following are some skills and methods I summarized at that time, hoping to help everyone.

I don't know what to take in the college entrance examination first. The first test in science here is Chinese. I want to ask you, what is the most important score in the college entrance examination? The answer is multiple choice questions and composition! Many people may question it. There are not many points in multiple-choice questions. What are the points? What I want to emphasize is that there is only right or wrong, and there is no middle point! In other words, for example, a two-point (or three-point) multiple-choice question, if it is right, it is two points, and if it is wrong, it is zero! No score! For example, a reading question is all five points, and there is only one point difference between four points and three points! Similar translation problems are the same as language use problems. This is to add points to tell me multiple-choice questions! And more importantly, it's a waste of time to do wrong multiple-choice questions!

Even if you don't answer other questions well, you won't get zero, but is it a waste of time to sit for a long time and do something wrong? Therefore, topic selection is an extremely important link! In the last forty days, I have found a lot of Chinese sets of questions, only multiple-choice questions. I can't count how many sets I have made. I must remember the new idioms that need to be accumulated! I didn't choose a question in the college entrance examination, even if I was wrong, I was allowed to be wrong at most once!

Another extremely important part of Chinese is composition. Don't know how to write a composition when you are preparing for the college entrance examination? See the topic, ideas and ideas, and then start making them up. Most people should be like this, but from today on, give up this idea. Most college entrance examination compositions should be written in advance! One thing you should know is that the composition of the college entrance examination must be positive! Some people say this is nonsense, yes, it is nonsense, but you can think about the composition problems you have encountered before, and you can't escape from those areas. Before the college entrance examination, we summarized several aspects: hard work, love, environmental protection, facing setbacks, unity and cooperation, loving the motherland, and seizing opportunities ... should be less than 65,438+00. Results Dalton found color blindness according to the different colors of socks in the college entrance examination, which can be attributed to taking the lead. You sum up from now on.

Put forward a positive idea, and then write a paragraph of 400 to 500 words for each idea. The more splendid this passage is, the better. After you finish writing, ask the teacher to help you revise it, and then recite it (you don't have to recite it word for word, you can probably recite it). See the topic of the exam, immediately determine your own ideas, and then write the beginning. The function of the beginning is to draw out the paragraphs you recite, and then copy down the paragraphs you recite. In this way, you can save 20 minutes on your composition than others. Will your composition score be very low after hard work?

Prepare from now on, don't be afraid of trouble, I only have one month left to do this, and you still have five months! You should prepare for a period in half a month. In addition, what you need to know is that writing a composition for the college entrance examination is by no means asking you to write excellent works, but asking you to do everything possible to scare the teacher who approved the papers and attract her attention. Don't write anything too abstruse, because the teacher has no time to read it carefully! I quite agree with what Mr Han Han said. He said that he was mentally retarded in several college entrance examination compositions. Zhu Ziqing certainly didn't get much points for writing the college entrance examination composition. Mr. Zhu Ziqing's prose is profound in meaning, but it was obtained after repeated analysis and deliberation by later generations. It is unrealistic for you to let the marking teacher read it once and get high marks! Therefore, what you want to write is not a good article, but an article that can get high marks. Don't try to get the marking teacher to analyze your article. In addition, I will teach you a little trick, how to attract the teacher's attention at the beginning of the composition. Everyone has their own unique skills. You can try to write a gorgeous idea in the future. For example, the idea of seizing opportunities must have been written by many people. Only those who are prepared can seize the opportunity, and opportunities only come to those who are sure, and so on ... I wrote that "the flower of opportunity is only open to those who are prepared." What you didn't see was well written, but it certainly attracted the teacher's attention more than the above.

It is estimated that asking which subject is the most troublesome in the college entrance examination, many people's answers are mathematics. With regard to mathematics, your teacher must make you choose to fill in the blanks, because this part accounts for too many marks! Our exam was 150, and the choice of fill-in-the-blank questions accounted for 80 points. The teacher is absolutely right. The choice of fill-in-the-blank questions is really too important, but I hope you don't force it, because it is difficult to get full marks in the choice of fill-in-the-blank questions, and it makes sense to make one or two mistakes. From now on, just do it carefully every time. You don't need to spend a lot of time practicing like Chinese. What I want to emphasize is the big problem. The scores of big math questions are so great that most people can't finish the math papers. The big question in front is very simple, and the big question behind is very difficult. I have two points to make. First, I don't know if you have communicated with the marking teacher. How did the marking teacher grade the math problems in the college entrance examination? Someone must have said it, so you don't have to ask. Must be graded according to the steps! Every step of the college entrance examination questions has strict steps! But have you ever wondered why teachers are unwilling to approve papers? Why is the marking teacher nicknamed Teacher Tired? Marking papers is a boring, tiring and boring job. How many papers does the teacher have to grade every day? You can put yourself in the shoes. Do teachers have the time and energy to stare at the computer screen and find the steps and main points of each big problem step by step? Under normal circumstances, the calculation questions are all full. If the answer is right, the overall answer will be passed directly. If the answer is wrong, look at the steps, and it is simple to look at the steps. Then, after a few seconds, you will consider the score, and then the next one. The proof is the same. The conclusion is that the answer is no problem and passed! The above is what I heard from several marking teachers. I made it up and lied to you. I'm not human! You can believe the above passage or not. If you believe it, you should make good use of it. For example, if you solve a problem together, you are half successful. When you meet a triangle, one side is three and the other side is five. You need to find out that the opponent is four, and then you can do it. According to the picture or the experience of doing the problem, which side will definitely get four, but you won't. Empty, give up, do the next question and think about it? What if I still can't remember? The most correct choice, boldly write: because there is equal to four, this triangle is a right triangle. Do what you should do next. Will the teacher find out? Probably not, then you get full marks. Even if he finds out, he will never dare to deduct your next step! Similarly, the proof problem is halfway done and stuck in a conclusion. This conclusion cannot be proved, so the following can't be done! What shall we do? Write this conclusion boldly and keep doing it! Will the teacher find out? Not necessarily, even if bad luck is found, does the marking teacher dare to deduct all the steps behind you?

Regarding mathematics, I want to emphasize the second point, which is my impression of the teacher. I don't know if everyone has ever wondered why a problem with the same full mark 12 can't be done, and it's only half done. Some people only get 4 points, some get 6 points, some get 8 points, and some even get 10 points. 100 can you test 12? He dare not give you 2 points, and he dare not give you 12 points if you should get 2 points, but you should get 6 points. The teacher can give you 8 points or 4 points, and no one will pursue it! Tell everyone a word: do half the questions and do everything possible to make the marking teacher feel that you don't have time to do it, not that you won't do it here! I can't teach you this, so you have to take your time. As I said before, the clearer you think when you do the problem, the better. Even if you do it halfway, people with clear ideas have a great advantage in this respect! Have a good experience I spent more than twenty years before the exam, and I devoted a lot of energy to this aspect. You still have five months!

In addition, tell everyone a little common sense. In the college entrance examination questions, there are strict requirements for the number of multiple-choice mathematics questions! Our exam is 15 multiple choice, so each option of ABCD must be three or four! I only know math, but I don't know anything else. You can study it. ) There is no such requirement in the exam, but the college entrance examination must be like this! If you say that you can't do three of the multiple-choice questions or you can't pronounce them correctly, go back and check the options and find that the remaining 12 questions are only 1 questions, then congratulations, you picked up at least two multiple-choice questions in less than 5 seconds!

As for comprehensive management, the college entrance examination I mentioned has a strong regularity, and comprehensive management is the most obvious! Especially physics and chemistry, have a strong regularity. Studying the college entrance examination questions well will definitely make a qualitative leap. There is nothing to say! But biology is hard to say, because there are too many biological knowledge points, which are too broken. Do everything possible to memorize knowledge points. Biology has memorized the knowledge points very well, so it's hard to get low marks! In addition, the big questions in physics are different from those in mathematics. There are many steps in a big physics problem, but the result doesn't count for much. The formula that can't be done can get a lot of points. As for how to grasp more points, your teacher will spend a lot of time telling you again and again, just listen carefully. But when you answer the big physics questions, don't fool the math teacher with the method I taught you. Because there are too many steps and formulas, the teacher will look at your steps. Attention!

The last subject is to test English. Let me ask you a question first. Which of the three-year English test questions in senior high school is the most talked about by the teacher? There is no suspense.

Many friends' questions, I choose a representative answer. First of all, correct many people's misunderstandings. Many friends have repeatedly asked me if I have any hope, how to learn and how to choose a learning method because my grades are not satisfactory now. Honestly, how can I answer this question? Who knows better than himself whether he has hope or not? How can I guide who can do well in the final exam? I am not a prophet (my favorite orc hero in Warcraft) or a professional educator. I am just an ordinary 2009 graduate, one of your seniors. I can only provide your own experience and skills, just play a supporting role! The most important thing is to look at yourselves! If I can give you some advice, it's that it doesn't hurt to do the basic knowledge well while there is still plenty of time! Many friends told me that it is amazing to improve more than 200 points in 40 days, but I don't know if you saw what I said in my post. I basically gave up in my senior year. At that time, I just wanted to go to a third-rate university, so I spent most of my senior year reading textbooks by myself. Although I don't know how to do the final mock exam questions, the basic knowledge is still relatively solid! So all the skills and methods are based on the premise that the basic knowledge can't be bad. You don't have to learn the basic knowledge well, but at least understand that if you can't even find the derivative when you do the math derivative problem, why do you expect the marking teacher to give you extra points? If you can't remember the reaction conditions and phenomena, why can you work out this problem? ...... Many friends told me that my current foundation is very poor and I can't learn mathematical formulas, but I can't remember physics experiments. What can I teach you? Again, seize the precious time now and learn the basic knowledge well. If you don't cherish time now, maybe you will find that there are still 40 days before the exam, just like me! And then expect the girl you like to wake yourself up?

There are also many messages from my friends. I won't do the fill-in-the-blank problem after I finish it, and I feel very difficult. For cloze, let me ask you first, what questions will be tested in the cloze in the college entrance examination? Some people say grammar, others say phrases, lexical discrimination, fixed collocation, tense ..... Everyone is right, but I don't know if this is the case. Sometimes cloze is a mistake. Why is this? Because these questions only account for a small part of cloze! Twenty questions, they can't add more than four! And there is a kind of question type, which accounts for more than 16 of the 20 cloze questions in the college entrance examination! This kind of question type, I like to call it logic question. Let me put it another way. Less than four questions mentioned above are based on empty sentences, but the answers to more than 16 logical questions need to be found according to the context! In fact, it is not difficult to improve cloze. First of all, we must solve the problem of words. Many people do problems because of words. For these friends, you can refer to my method of memorizing words before the college entrance examination. When you encounter those words, it will affect your understanding of the main idea of the article and the words that affect the problem. Write down these words and concentrate on memorizing them. Words that don't affect your understanding of the main idea and problems of the article can be memorized first. For those friends who can't master the words well, it may be painful at first, and there are more words to recite, but after a while, they will find that such words will become less and less! Solve the problem of words, start talking about doing problems, logic problems may be annoying to everyone, and sometimes even make three or four or more mistakes if you are not careful! That is to say, we haven't exercised the idea of cloze. It's actually quite simple. Take your time every time you do cloze in the future. When we are doing every spare time, we must thoroughly find out where the answer is in the article. Don't be confused by the problems we can't do, and then do them. It is quite possible that the answer is in the back. Be sure to tell yourself the source of this question in the article after choosing the answer to each question. I like cloze very much after exercising myself for a while! Because it is very interesting, just like reading a detective novel, the answer to every logical question has clues in the article, and it is very fulfilling to find out! As I said in my post, nine times out of ten the cloze questions in the college entrance examination are 5A5B5C5D, so it is very useful to leave them blank first and then count the options. A friend left me a message saying that this would not work, in case my previous choice was wrong. This method is only suitable for people who do cloze well! There is nothing wrong with this idea, but you can practice as I say. As long as you find clues to the topic in the article, you will find it difficult to do cloze after mastering this method! I did a cloze at the end of last year's review. It is common for you to do well. You can do it with good practice! I did 18 cloze in the college entrance examination, but I really can't do one grammar question and phrase question, so I chose 5A4B4C5D, so I got C and B in those two questions, but I was sad to find that I got a string of those two questions, and finally I made two mistakes in cloze, but I felt I could. After all, there is nothing I can do about those two questions. These are some of my experiences in doing cloze in the college entrance examination. Interested friends can exercise like this, and it won't be long before you like cloze.

In addition, some friends sent me some English compositions written by themselves. Some mistakes are funny. I agree to correct it here and don't make similar mistakes again. First of all, there is a sentence at the end of my friend's composition: now, I want to reiterate that ... seeing this sentence really stunned me. This sentence is really what I want to reiterate, but it is something that only a national or government spokesman can say, and it is written in the composition of the college entrance examination ... Another friend wrote a composition about after-school life, written in poker. He didn't know that poker was poker, so he wrote puke. He wrote the name of poker in an ingenious way: Circus Poker, maxipuke, which means many things in English, while puke means vomiting, which together means a lot of vomiting ... Another friend wrote, I love my country, which is an obvious word base! A country is a country, that's right, but it's not emotional. Emotional color should be a nation, so you can't just recite words, you must remember the usage! Some friends also tried to translate poems into English. A friend wrote very well that the Yellow River water flows down from the sky and into the ocean, but it will never come back. It's not bad how the water of the Yellow River goes out of the sky and into the ocean, never to return. Similar poems can be used for reference, and after all, the marking teachers are all from China, and foreigners may not understand them, but the marking teachers must know what you want to say. However, it took me a long time to understand the meaning of "looking through autumn water" in an essay expressing overseas Chinese's yearning for their loved ones. You should know that idioms are different from poems, and idioms in our traditional culture all have allusions. "Looking through Autumn Water" comes from a sentence in Wang Shifu's "The West Chamber": Looking through his autumn water hurts him. What is the use of this idiom in English articles? But speaking of allusions, I can tell you an interesting sentence: In Greek mythology, thetis married Peleus, and the gods celebrated their wedding. Zeus, who presided over the wedding, invited almost all the gods, except Eris, the goddess of destruction, which means bad luck in Greek mythology. That is to say, it is not good to invite her, and it is even worse not to invite her! Eris was furious when he heard that Zeus didn't invite him, so he came up with a plan, picked a golden apple, wrote "For the most beautiful goddess" and threw it at the party. Hera (wife of Zeus), Athena (Sivir and the goddess of wisdom) and Aphrodite (Venus, the brokeback goddess of love) all like this golden apple and want it very much! So Zeus thought of a way to ask Paris (the most handsome guy in Greek mythology, the Prince of Troy), and the three goddesses asked the prince. Hera told the prince to give me the golden apple, and I will give you lofty rights and status. The prince thought that I was already a prince, and it was useless to ask for power, so he disagreed. Athena said to the prince, I can give you supreme wisdom and make you the smartest person in the world, but the prince thought that he was not stupid, and it was useless to ask for wisdom, and he didn't agree. Venus found the prince lewd and said to her: If you give me a golden apple, I can make the most beautiful woman in the world your woman! The prince agreed without saying anything! Later, Venus really brought Helen from Greece to the prince, so the famous Trojan War broke out between Greece and Troy. Thus, there is an allusion in English: apple's disharmony and the dispute caused by apple are a fuse in translation, which is very popular in western culture. Interested friends can remember this.

I have read President Kennedy's famous saying before: Ask not what your country can do for you-ask what you can do for your country, ask what you can do for your country! I think you should remember this sentence of Niu X. It will be cool to use this sentence pattern in the exam. Don't ask ...-ask. ......

Next, I have something to say to my friends. I found that many people are very afraid of the coming college entrance examination. I want to tell you that we should try to make the college entrance examination as plain as possible, so that we can play better. Someone asked me what my mentality was before the college entrance examination, and I was not afraid. I am not afraid of jokes. At that time, I was the last in the school, and no matter how I studied, I couldn't be worse. What is there to be afraid of? Why can I do well in the college entrance examination? In fact, the peace of mind accounts for a great factor!

Everyone's high school career is coming to an end. Cherish this 100 day, which will be an unforgettable memory of your life! Cherish this college entrance examination, because it will be the last relatively fair exam among you! .