Humorous joke: Is burning Yuanmingyuan arson?

Humorous joke: Is burning Yuanmingyuan arson?

One day in class, the teacher was talking about burning Yuanmingyuan.

When I saw Xiao Gang playing tricks, I woke Xiao Gang up and asked, Xiao Gang, what did you say I just said?

Xiao Gang said: How can I remember what you just said so clearly?

The teacher said: Then get to the point.

Xiaogang thought for a moment and said, you said we are in class now! ! ! ! .

The students laughed. The teacher said: what I just said was burning the Yuanmingyuan. Who do you think burned the Yuanmingyuan?

Xiaogang said nervously, I didn't burn it. The whole class burst into laughter. The teacher left Xiaogang behind after school.

Xiaogang's mother came to school. When Xiaogang saw his mother, he cried and said, Mom, the teacher asked me who burned Yuanmingyuan. I said it wasn't me. He wouldn't let me go home.

Xiao gang's mother said angrily, really? Come on, let's go find him.

Xiaogang's mother took Xiaogang and said to the teacher, how could you do this?

It is said that our Xiaogang burned the Yuanmingyuan. The teacher said, I didn't say he burned it.

I asked him who burned the Yuanmingyuan in class.

Xiao gang's mother said fiercely, is it arson to make small moves in class?

We Xiaogang are the most honest. He said he didn't burn it.

The father of the rogue Xiaogang teacher is also here. He seems to be a reasonable man. The teacher greeted him warmly.

Xiaogang's mother said: He said that Xiaogang burned the Yuanmingyuan.

Xiao Gang's father said, Oh, really? The teacher said, I didn't say he burned it.

Xiaogang's father said, if you burn it, you can tell me how much it costs. The teacher is dizzy ~ ~ ~ ~;

Can you afford it? Xiao Gang's father said excitedly: Although I sell fruits, I can still afford the things in your school.

The teacher fainted: no need, you'd better save money to buy some books for the three of you to read ~ ~ ~ ~!