Question joke

1. Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry worse than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splashes three feet? )

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (the cat's blood splashes three feet? )

2. Why? Can't you touch the tiger's ass?

Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful.

Tiger's ass is too big.

Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior. (the world has its own meaning? )

3. How to stop mosquitoes from biting us?

A: please ask a nanny at the door. (Nanny's blood splashes three feet? )

Put some oil on your body, step on it and the mosquitoes will slip away.

Put some glue on your body and mosquitoes will stick to it.

If you play a lullaby, the mosquito will go to sleep and stop biting.

4. Why do crabs spit bubbles?

Crabs are sweating from the heat.

It's hungry and drooling.

5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

A big earthquake destroyed the dinosaurs.

The dinosaur went to make a movie. (? I see. )

6. Why does the white rabbit like to eat radishes?

Because its eyes are red.

Radish is rich in nutrition.

Because rabbits can't afford meat. (White rabbit's blood splashes three feet? )

7. What does a giraffe's long neck do?

A: You can see its good friends.

It looks good to wear a gold necklace around your neck. (? )

This can spy on farmers growing vegetables.

8. What will the fish do if there is no water in the sea one day?

A: Let the water in the river flow into the sea, and add some salt to turn it into the sea. Understand the difference between seawater and fresh water! )

Tell fish to learn to breathe on land. Animals evolved from sauce purple. )

9. What is the function of the bird's tail?

A: You can cover your ass. (shameless? )

It's good to open it when dancing.

10, what's the use of a squirrel's tail?

Answer: when the quilt is covered.

As a parachute.

You can sweep the floor.

As a pillow.

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