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Can anyone speak Beijing dialect? I asked again. ...

Ya-swear words, also called Ya Ting, originally meant to raise girls.

Do it-a new buzzword in Beijing, hitting people or giving them a bad name.

Axis-Beijing dialect refers to stubbornness.

Substitute-also known as "T", namely RMB, belongs to Doyle's slang.

The quantifier of RMB means ten thousand, one is ten thousand, and one thousand is a book.

Fold-two ways of reading, first reading (tongue), slang, that is, something goes in. The second reading (cover-up) was originally a code word, that is, the meaning of being caught by public security personnel, and later it became a buzzword, "fold in" and "fold in". It means locked up.

Bureau-generous, generous, generous.

Run-crowd out, make fun of and despise others.

No-another name for a prison or detention center.

Faner-a popular term recently refers to the styles that people wear, such as a sportswear called "Sports Faner" and a mature women's dress called "Honey Faner".

Pointed fruit-a beautiful girl.

Smart grandson-a beautiful boy.

Next door-Xiao San, now commonly known as Xiao San.

Smell honey-find a lover and a girlfriend.

Next to-that is, attachment, the word "next to home" is derived from this.

Terrapin-describes people who have never seen the world.

Bell-a special meaning, adjective.

Don't introduce-that is, don't introduce, not that meaning, can also be called "don't introduce".

Porcelain-making friends.

Speech-the spoken language in Beijing, that is, the meaning of speaking.

Blind-Beijing dialect means unlucky, it's over.

On the spoon-"spoon" means fighting in Beijing dialect. "On the spoon" means hitting him.

Spoil-bury and spoil the meaning.

Darla-pointed out that now dissolute women who sell sex and body seem to generally call it "big honey".

Stop-practical meaning. Stop reading softly.

Fishing for the people-a new saying in Beijing, fishing is salvage. People in Beijing call people who are detained or imprisoned "falling". Therefore, there is a fisherman's saying, that is, to get the detained people out by improper means.

Dizziness-Dizziness refers to "dizziness" and "blind vegetables", "stopping vegetables" and "finishing vegetables" are all deductive.

Call there to tell the time or have a look, that is, meet face to face.

Face to face-the meaning of appearing and seeing.

Mind others-tell others what you mean, but let others hear you on purpose.

Last-last, last meaning.

Jump-escape, retreat, go.

Rub the fire-get angry and hold your breath. Example: "What happened today is really irritating."

What do you mean? This is a simplified version of a play. Read "Fan": ně i.

Mary-Come on, come on. This language must be pronounced with the consonant "Li 'er".

Wandering-that is, wandering in society, without a job or a job. Beijing dialect.

Hairy child-refers to the partner who grew up from a small piece. Mao, read four tones.

All day-every day, all day.

Drop the bottom-know each other's background.

A little back-"a little" refers to unfortunate experience and luck; The so-called time reversal.

Funny.-just kidding. Example: "Don't bother here if you have nothing to do." Many people also call it "teasing cough".

Artillery bureau-the meaning of the public security bureau, the detention center is generally called the turret.

On the significance of enterprising.

Take a risk and have a baby-it means old and stupid. Read "De": Dē i.

Big move-that is, deliberately giving others means and tricks.

Shake the machine and shine-show yourself, especially the frivolous performance, which is derogatory.

Five products and six thin-describe being skinny because you can't eat or drink.

Big night eight forks-the meaning of big night.

Timid-refers to a person who has no spirit, is extremely weak or extremely timid.

Mind others-tell others what you mean, but let others hear you on purpose.

Last-last, last meaning.

Jump-escape, retreat, go.

Chicken thief-stingy, stingy and selfish.

Smash the kiln-hide it secretly, lest everyone share it.

Bureau-generous, generous, generous.

Fruit-the girl who has been soaked.

Pale fruit (or astringent fruit)-ugly girl

Playing with fruit means the same thing as picking up girls and smelling honey. It's called picking up girls in Taiwanese.

Grandson-the boy who was soaked.

Sun Jian politician-a beautiful boy.

Terrapin-describes people who have never seen the world.

Small and stupid-an apprentice who does rough and odd jobs in shops or station docks.

Shuisaner-the name of water delivery in old Beijing, mostly comes from Shandong.

Rollover-in Beijing dialect, it means turning your face.

Blowing up a temple-in Beijing dialect, it means "stunned and quick of eye".

Trainee-Beijing dialect, a person who knows martial arts.

Li Men II, a non-smoking and non-drinking non-governmental organization in old Beijing, is similar to religion in form. It has a "Li Men's office" to manage affairs. The participant is called "Li Men II". If he refuses to smoke or drink, he says "I have a threshold".

The scene-public security personnel rushed to the scene to deal with the problem.

Tell a lie-in Beijing dialect, it means to lose your temper.

Chicken-short for pheasant, also called "bitch", is a prostitute.

This process-Beijing dialect, the meaning of this period of time.

Pulled my ass-Beijing dialect, which mainly means.

Half-no-Beijing dialect, half finished, half finished.

Montana-Beijing dialect, a man who can make decisions.

Wipe the floor-Beijing dialect, embarrassing and disgraceful. Sometimes, some people say it is lost.

Time limit-that is, the number of years. In the past, people were superstitious and thought that people's life span was fixed, and "the time has come" meant that the number of people had arrived and was dying.

Firecrackers-iron bars used by old Beijingers to poke stoves, also called tongs.

The last and final meaning of "the last child"-Beijing dialect is sometimes simplified to "the last child".

Regardless of the meaning of the new Beijing dialect, it doesn't matter anything.

Jump-escape, also known as "jumping food".

On the spoon-"spoon" means fighting in Beijing dialect. "On the spoon" means hitting him.

Horizontal-the simplified sound of "horizontal is" in Beijing dialect, which is a variant of "horizontal and vertical", meaning probably, anyway, possible.

Oblique flow-in Beijing dialect, inhaling through the nose means irregular. You can also write and suck.

A little back-in Beijing dialect, "a little" means chance encounter and luck, and "a little back" means unlucky and unlucky.

Dirty house-Old Beijingers are superstitious and think that people who are murdered in their houses will bring bad luck, so they have the saying of "dirty house".

Goo Rong-the meaning of crawling on the ground, Beijing dialect.

Being humiliated-in Beijing dialect, it means burying and trampling, and it means that your son committed suicide after being humiliated.

Karma-sin, sin.

Put on a dragon gate array-from Sichuan dialect, which means to chat casually.

A word-Beijing dialect, which means a long time. Sometimes I say I'm a little nervous.

No, it's another name for prison or detention center.

Film (sound "cheat")-film is a business card, a new dialect in Beijing.

Cating-in Beijing dialect, it means to be idle, and it also means to hide.

Substitute-also known as "T", namely RMB, belongs to Doyle's slang.

Mom-the head waitress at the karaoke bar.

Scared spoon-Beijing dialect, I don't know the meaning of line, just kidding.

All work-the code word of Beijing-is to sell yourself, that is, prostitutes.

Next to-that is, attachment, the word "next to home" is derived from this.

Ge-Beijing dialect means all kinds of temper and quirks. Sometimes it is used as an adjective to describe something or something.

Patty- transliteration of English party, which means small dance, concert and party. (Hong Kong and Taiwan Translation Party)

Lei Zi-slang for plainclothes policemen.

Pan-Beijing slang, that is, face. Board comes from the word "panel".

Didi-Beijing dialect, know each other's background.

Old and tired-Beijing dialect, self-deprecating old useless, conservative person.

Scanning listening-Beijing dialect, snooping around, scanning listening is different from snooping, "scanning" has a more positive significance.

Keep your eyes open-pay attention to Beijing dialect.

Teasing a toothpick is a joke in Beijing dialect, which is similar to "teasing cough", "teasing stuffy son" and "teasing haha".

Stop-Beijing dialect, practical meaning.

Play with Scorpions and Tigers-In Beijing dialect, scorpions and tigers are geckos, which climb briskly and are difficult to catch. "Playing with scorpions and getting nothing" means that people are scratching their heads and describing people as slippery.

End- Beijing dialect, copy the meaning. End, which is a simplified statement of "even pot end"

Brush the night-a popular saying in Beijing is that if you don't go home, you will wander outside at night.

Hysteria-Beijing dialect, wandering around at night, hysteria is a disease and an extension.

I can't control it-Beijing dialect. The verb "ba" can't control its meaning.

Take part in activities on a certain occasion.

Take the child in the eye (see "Jia Er")-a common expression in Beijing, which means you can act in time without being reminded by others.

Take the big top-Beijing dialect, handstand.

Fa Xiaoer-Beijing dialect, grew up together.

Bear it yourself-in Beijing dialect, it means impatient and angry.

Turn over and pull-in Beijing dialect, it means anxiety and anger.

Can't control the edge-Beijing dialect, no ideas, love to brag.

Picking fee-in Beijing dialect, it refers to the daily expenses of the family.

Five products and six thin-Beijing dialect, describe how thin you are because you can't eat or drink.

Hometown-Beijing dialect refers to parents. "Hometown" became an "old tip" at first reading, which is commonly used in Beijing.

Centennial-Beijing dialect, meaning death.

When I was a child-Beijing dialect, meaning childhood.

Xiaomi-xiaosan. New buzzwords in Beijing.

Waist chop-Beijing dialect, playing tricks.

Damn it-in Beijing dialect, swear without dirty words.

Wipe the floor-Beijing dialect, sorry.

What does a play mean-Beijing dialect? This is a simplified version of a play.

Go to the camp-in Beijing dialect, it means frequent trips. Here, it means that something is wrong in my heart and I am panicked. I can also say that I am upset.

Stop-the meaning of stability and practicality.

Boil the head-Beijing dialect, meaning trouble in the heart.

Rescue (sound "si")-Beijing dialect, describes that you always don't exercise and your body becomes stretched.

Guagua-Beijinger dialect, thinking repeatedly in my mind.

At first glance-Beijing dialect means to shout suddenly.

I'll give you a ride (Beijing wrestling suit): it means not to take advantage and look down on each other. I'll give you a ride. Don't say I bully you.

The teahouse in Houmenqiao, Yipin Xuan-the punch line of old Beijing, Houmenqiao is the place name of Beijing, and Yipin Xuan is the name of the teahouse.

Sell Yin Shan-Beijing dialect and show off your knowledge.

Press the head to shoot-Beijing dialect, people who don't understand the world.

Finish this dish-this is a new buzzword in Beijing, which means finished. This phrase comes from "Xie Cai" and "Blind Cai". As a suffix, "Cai" has no practical meaning, just as "Xi" is used as a suffix in Beijing dialect.

Jueer-Beijing dialect, the meaning of location. Jue is the simplification of title and title, that is, official title.

Things outside the box-Beijing dialect, that is, things out of line, have the meaning of breaking the law and discipline.

Dizzy-a new buzzword in Beijing, which means dizzy. "Dizzy" is similar to "blind vegetables" and "finished vegetables".

Blowing up the temple-Beijing dialect means bluffing, which means bluffing.

Dirty mouth-the name of a bird man, strung up noise. Bailing can talk, that is, learn all kinds of sounds, but learning noise is a taboo. Once dirty, birds are worthless.

Do-a new buzzword in Beijing, which means to lock up criminal suspects.

Look at your eyes-Beijing dialect, squint.

Glory-a new buzzword in Beijing, the simplification of glorious sacrifice. Glory means sacrifice and death.

Cudgel-Beijing dialect, stupid, amateur meaning.

Descending height-Beijing dialect, which means observing, is often used with playing far.

Hello-Beijing dialect means begging. Ha, it means to grovel and flatter each other.

One-a new buzzword in Beijing, the nickname of 10,000 is similar to "Great Unity", which means 10 yuan, 100 yuan each, 1000 yuan each. "Yi" is a simplification of "grass prefix". The square of traditional Chinese characters has a grass prefix, so it is called this.

Baian-cooking term, pasta maker.

Ugly-the clown in Beijing Opera.

Light bulb-Beijing dialect, the homonym of people used as pendants.

Running on the road-Beijing dialect, meaning initiative.

Grandma's (pronounced "catch")-Beijing dialect, exclamatory, used for surprise. If you don't add "de", just saying "grandma" is a rebuttal, which means "nonsense", "no" and "no", but the meaning changes with the addition of "de".

Nanmanzi-a derogatory term used by northerners to refer to southerners, but this word is out of date and now generally refers to people with rough temperament from the south.

Eat black dates-get shot.

Love, a new buzzword in Beijing, is short for lover and mistress.

Take good care of the host-customer in business.

Duoduo-Beijing dialect means criticism and criticism.

Short for stripper.

Wrapped in chaos-Beijing dialect, from which the meaning of interference is inserted.

Triangulation-In 1950s and 1960s, teenagers in Beijing liked to play with toys, which were made by folding discarded cigarette cases into triangles.

On the ground, knock on the pros and cons and discuss winning or losing.

On the hemp table-refers to playing mahjong.

Threshold-refers to entering the circle of "gangs" (that is, underworld).

I missed my eyes-that is, I read something wrong. In Beijing dialect, extension is used here, that is, the analysis of the problem is incorrect.

Drop high and hit far-Beijing dialect, look far.

Queer, hometown dialect-Beijing dialect, is a mockery of the elderly.

End- Beijing dialect, kill, abort.

Broken reminder-Beijing dialect refers to people who serve and run for others, which is derogatory.

Holding a child-in Beijing dialect, the original meaning of holding a child is to hold the child up, and holding a child means being young.

Festival-Beijing dialect, a critical moment, just like the word festival.

Pour cellar-Beijing dialect refers to recalling the past, that is, recalling the past.

Selling onions-in Beijing dialect, it means to play the fool and be fully distracted.

Get together-Beijing dialect has attracted people's attention.

Lose one's body-it belongs to the old Beijing dialect. In the past, people didn't understand sexology and thought that men would lose the yang in their bodies if they had sex with women, so they said so.

In Beijing dialect, wood is deformed by wind and sun, which means that people are mistaken. There is "walking away from the board" in Beijing dialect, which means the same thing.

Where are you going-what's your role? What is the meaning of being? Corner, role, read the sound of "sleeping"

Dog's--swear words in beijing dialect.

Let's share it-a new buzzword in Beijing, which means crazy.

Flat spade.-spade.

Reimbursement-in Beijing dialect, it's over and gone.

Find a rope.

Turn the nest-Beijing dialect means that eggs and duck eggs are destroyed before they leave the nest.

Being late-in Beijing dialect, it means to hesitate.

Suffering-Beijing dialect means suffering.

Hand in hand-Beijing dialect, partner and collaborator.

Now (you can read "regret")-Beijing dialect, now means a long time, that is, so long. This sentence is very popular in Beijing.

Naive egg-the meaning of virginity.

Zhengxing-Beijing dialect, naughty, not serious. All right, read "Xing".

Bachelor-the homonym of bachelor.

Mariel-Beijing dialect, hurry up, hurry up. This language must rhyme with children, and "Lier" should be pronounced softly.

Hey, let the baby ride around his neck.

Wowozi-Beijing dialect means naturally timid, shy and timid.

Flash-a new buzzword in Beijing, which means to get out of the way, avoid and give up.

Zhang Ba looks like Beijing dialect, which means unstable.

Wrong-it's actually Beijing dialect.

Old face-in Beijing dialect, it means giving face.

Not smooth-Beijing dialect means not smooth career.

Wearing a lice coat-Beijing dialect, describing the trouble of being entangled.

Double-sided thinking-Beijing dialect, hesitant, half-hearted.

Dizziness-Beijing dialect, which means dizziness.

Look at the sky-in Beijing dialect, it means everyday.

Axis-Beijing dialect, refers to stubborn temper.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

Throw away a boring gossip.

Running for the first time-Beijing dialect, an unpretentious woman, "running" means eloping, so the word means eloping with a man.

A-Z collected from Beijing dialect.

A

Get in the way: inconvenient

Secret door: prostitute

Eagle: I cook eagles, too, but I can't sleep all night if necessary. Mainly related to the fact that people liked to play with eagles at that time. Because the eagle was fierce, it was not allowed to sleep when it was just caught, and the wildness was killed for several days.

B

Unplug: to fart.

Bai Zhai: It means eating and drinking for free.

Don't open your face: don't go easy on others.

Puzzle: Embarrassment

Stick: laity

Medium-cooked face: It looks familiar.

Hold tight: strictly control. "Everyone's money is tight."

Not old or young: it means "really not old or young"

Berry: Special and meaningful. "That building is twice as tall."

Do: solve

Regardless (sound forest): Regardless.

No: no.

Stick: laity

Close your eyes: death

Pull out music: Hold your head high, which also shows a tough and arrogant attitude.

Pull the lever: stubborn, tangled.

Garlic mixing: it is difficult to walk because of fatigue or excessive drinking.

Change the prescription: do everything possible to "change the prescription and find something for me"

Not strong: not the taste. Well, dêi, three times, "I always feel uncomfortable these days."

Pull out: superior.

"That man is a 250-year-old, and I have already broken up with him."

Master Ban: Riding a tricycle.

Side: According to * "Side Big Style"

Violence: excessive "someone treated me yesterday and ate a violent meal"

Belle: Very, very "We are both porcelain."

Be generous: I don't care about "this man is generous with everything"

I have nothing to do with him.

White fire: it's irrelevant to talk. "Nothing is blind."

C

It's time: it's over. "Dead food"

Compassion: Kind-hearted.

Rub the fire: angry, hold your breath. Exodus: "This incident today is really irritating."

Meaning: on purpose, on purpose. "Are you serious?"

Eating and hanging: wrong involvement. "I also know that if I refuse to laugh, she has to eat."

Chu Wozi: I dare not speak when I see people.

Caier: Wonderful "Language must be colorful"

Disability: Disability "Handwriting is forbidden"

Fuck: No progress, no commitment, no conscience.

Cei: Defeat "or for cei?"

Ceng: Enjoy "eating, drinking and drinking" for free.

Plug-in (cha 2): Traffic jam "The road is plugged in"

Text: "You get it."

Take advantage: there are "don't look at him, take advantage of millions"

Save: Write "I just saved a notebook"

CuO: Eat "Go to CuO seafood today"

Wheel windlass: Always say the same thing, "Why do you always say wheel windlass?"

Eat your heart: worry too much. "People say other things, why do you eat your heart?"

Smell: Shortening and contraction. "This dress of mine has been washed and I can't wear it any more."

Slide out: To slide and move quickly. "The child is really pleasing, as if he had slipped out of the ground."

Yi people: scolding others and being scolded by others is called Yi.

Late fatigue: burden

D

Joke: the abbreviation of a story or joke

Dail: The sun.

Montana: an expert in something

Big makin knife: He said he was generous, not shy or timid.

Beat Ben-er: Ben-er means pro, Ben-er means pro.

Bottom drop: very thorough

A little back: it means bad luck.

Morning call: Go there to report or have a look as a greeting.

Make fun of: have fun.

Teasing seedlings: bickering

Panting "lying there out of breath"

Dafa: awesome

Hesitant or vague.

Dale: Go and run. "Jump when you are full!"

Stop thinking: stop thinking.

Almost: almost.

Joke: Just kidding. "Don't be bored here."

Shake: "hug" sounds soft, and the word is generally interchangeable. (1) means fiddling and shaking. Example: "Those furs have been in the box for a long time. Take it out and shake it and see the wind. " (2) Say it out and take it out. "Give him a shake of his little thing."

Beat around the bush: come to the point, whatever, beat around the bush.

Call here: From now on, "He is him and I am me."

Stop: That's it. no need to say any more

Shake the machine and shine: showing yourself, especially the frivolous performance, is derogatory. "Don't be smart with me."

Squatting class: repeating a grade

Light bulb: Use someone as a foil or as a cover to achieve a certain purpose. The borrowed person is a "light bulb"

Freshness: nothing strange.

Handing toothpick: There is nothing to make fun of.

Old man: big man. "You are an old man, how can you be so stingy!"

Playing couplets: fooling around together "can play couplets with Mr. Wu less"

Fly with oil: wander aimlessly

Vanishing water: there is no return for action.

Bottom drop: completely "the house was turned upside down"

Lose face: "I don't know, it's really a loss."

Cough: Play garrulous "Nothing, don't cough with me"

Dress up and decorate "What time is it?"

Daihatsu: Too many, too many. "This time, money can be spent a lot."

Bird: nagging "less and less, more and more"

Make up: eat some odds and ends. "If the meal is not good, make it up first."

Falling golden beans: the child cried.

Ding Gang: From generation to generation.

Daxier: Give each other a favor. Generally, it is sent secretly, with a certain kickback nature.

Guagua: I'm thinking about the significance of this.

Drumming: Drumming along the street in old Beijing, buying second-hand goods.

Wolf Warriors: Many people get together and walk.

E

Two knives: lack of skills, unskilled, Beijing dialect and two brushes opposite.

250: people who speak improperly and behave irregularly.

25 eyes: people's recognition ability is poor

F

Fa Xiaoer: Also known as Fa Xiaoer, a friend who grew up together.

Hawking: All your money is gone.

Say: ask for or explain.

Make a cow's neck: make a cow's temper, make a temper.

G

Gese: eccentric and difficult to get along with.

Do what you have to do: for those who are more annoying, you want to say fuck off, and the tone is lighter.

I hurt your foot and delayed your landing (lao): an ironic statement that someone accidentally stepped on your foot without apologizing.

Follow: Yes, it is often used before "where" and "there". "Where did you get rich?"