Urgent! ! ! English jokes of four people

Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know that the earth is round.

Si Tong: Mom said so, Dad said so, and you said so!

Three reasons

Teacher: Si Tong, give three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Si Tong: Mom said so, Dad said so, and you said so.

Will and Bill are arguing about whose father is stronger. Will said, "Well, do you know the Pacific Ocean? My father dug the hole for it. "

Bill disagreed. "Well, that's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? My father killed it! "

Whose father is stronger?

Will and Bill are arguing about whose father is stronger. Will said, "Do you know the Pacific Ocean? That pit was dug by my father. "

Bill said disdainfully, "That's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? That was killed by my father. "

Which woman?

One night, I drove my husband's car to the shopping center.

When I came back, I noticed that his car was covered with dust, so I cleaned it up. When I finally entered the house, I called out. "The woman who loves you the most in the world just wiped your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"

Which woman?

One night, I drove my husband's car to go shopping. When I came back, I found the car was covered with dust, so I scrubbed it for a while.

When I finally entered the room, I shouted, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just scrubbed your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"

An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone was interested in the paintings he was showing. "I have good news and bad news," the boss replied. "The good news is that a gentleman asked about your work and wanted to know whether it would appreciate after your death. When I told him I would, he bought all your 15 paintings. "

"That's great!" The artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?" . With concern, the gallery owner replied, "That guy is your doctor."

An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had been interested in his paintings recently. "There is good news and bad news," the boss replied. "The good news is that a gentleman asked about your work, and he wanted to know whether your painting would appreciate after your death. I told him that your paintings would appreciate, and he bought all your 15 paintings. "

"Great," the artist was beaming. "What's the bad news?" The gallery owner replied in a caring tone, "The person who bought this painting is your doctor."