Humorous copywriting

1. Good-looking collarbone is the same, and interesting stomach jumps.

2. What is the experience of having a stuttering friend? The Great God replied: We described that he used a 2G signal when he spoke!

The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.

4. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

After so many on-off and on-off, on-off and on-off, and so many years of hard work, you have finally become the name I must mention when swearing.

6. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he wants to send him to the Western Heaven. He even dreams of going to the Western Heaven.

7. Beauty is heaven for the eyes, but hell for the wallet!

Eight. The height of this kind of thing, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask?

9. Those husbands give big red envelopes. I just want to ask, how do you manage your family? Why does your husband have so much money?

10. If you want to travel, tell a friend: I have imprisoned myself for so long, and I really want to travel, and then I will give myself stocks. Friend: Come on! It's not easy to be a single dog. Do you still want to be a stray dog I ...

Don't talk about meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time.

12. In this era, whoever you like should tell the truth. Don't fiddle with those fancy things. Love should be spoken out, so that we can know that we are hopeless faster and more accurately.

13. Taking the express delivery feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

14. Although it is said that twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.

15. I saw my parents quarreling when I was a child. I often wonder whether I should get married when I grow up. It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

16. You are only in your twenties, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. You will find that you will probably never see them again.

Seventeen. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money, and eat wild vegetables in hotels when you have money.

18. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

19. Everyone says I'm fat. It seems that no one has ever lost weight! Do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? Five catties! Five catties! My mom told me! My girlfriend said to me, "You can do laundry and cook in the future. I will earn money to support you! " I was so excited: "Great! Then what do you do to earn money? " My girlfriend said, "Open a restaurant or laundry ..." 2 1. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you can't recognize me after the holiday!

22. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Twenty-three I asked my roommate that day, "What if I want to eat stinky tofu but I don't have enough money?" Idiot casually said: "buy a piece of tofu to eat in the toilet."

24. "Do you know what it feels like to love deeply?" "It's like the room suddenly darkens, not looking for light but looking for him." "Do you know what marriage is?" Marriage is rushing out after quarreling and coming back to buy a dish. This is the highest state of Xiuen's love.