Who told me some good or funny couplets?

Part I: Love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area

Part II: Thinking is unresponsive, thinking is busy, and feelings can't be recharged

Horizontal batch: If love moves, the heart has no connection

Ancient classic couplets

Part I: Good reading is not good reading.

bottom line: good reading is not good for reading.

This couplet was written by Xu Wei in Ming Dynasty. The first couplet refers to reading when you are young, but you don't like reading. When you are old, you like reading, but it is not good to read.

the first part: the ideal is not to enjoy it.

bottom line: the future is full of money.

Part I: enjoy the plum blossom sweeping away the snow alone.

Part II: The mountains are dancing and flowing.

The beauty of this part is that it is read like a scale:' Duolai Mifa Solarxi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect:' one two three four five six seven'.

Part One: Cool the beam of the summer mouse, draw a pen to draw a cat to scare the summer mouse.

the original right: hungry chickens steal rice, and call children to pick up stones to beat hungry chickens.

Ancient right: A thirsty crane makes a slave ring and shoot the thirsty crane.

This couplet is also called' Summer Rat Measuring Beam'.

Part I: The summer mouse cools the beam, and the pen wall depicts the cat. The summer mouse was shocked and ran along the eaves, hitting the pile and dying, which made the cat eat the corpse.

original right: missing!

I'm right: hungry chickens steal rice, and hungry chickens escape with children's stones. If they touch the shed, they will die, and the arrow stone will fall.

This couplet is a new couplet for netizens, but I am right.

Part One: Chickens are hungry for beans.

bottom line: the summer sun shines on the beam.

Part One: Xixi Xixi Xi Xi Opera.

bottom line: you can swim in the right skunk.

Part I: Let's spend the summer tonight.

the second part: enjoy the flowers at noon

the first part: Shi Nong Gong (Palace) Shang Jiao Ba Yu.

bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respectful and frugal.

Part One: Visit the West Lake, carry the tin pot, and the tin pot will fall in the West Lake, but cherish the tin pot.

original right: missing!

the ancient saying goes: every jiazi adds a family, every family meets jiazi, and every family is beautiful.

wulian: after nine years, hold the wine bowl, and the wine bowl will be lost, and the wine bowl will be regretted for a long time.

Wulian: crossing Tongyan, shooting Tongyan, Tongyan killing Tongyan, how painful it is.

Jiuwan: Jiuwan Creek of the Three Gorges.

Part I: Mud, fat and rice are still thin.

bottom line: short night difference is long.

The homonym of this couplet is' fat and thin'; Ghost short hag long'.

Part I: Cutting hair is illegal.

bottom line: becoming a monk brings a cangue.

This couplet was made to mock a monk for breaking the law.

Part I: How beautiful is a lotus flower?

bottom line: berries are more sour than plums.

Part One: Draw a temple and a wonderful temple.

bottom line: the famous garden is called Yuanmingyuan.

Part One: Agate is not horse brain.

bottom line: Langji is not a wolf liver.

Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

It's coming down: Tian He must do it in the dry highland.

this homonym is Xia Dayu; Mozi's philosophers in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Mo Gu are homonyms); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Emperor Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: a master of Yi in the early Han Dynasty; Bigan: Minister of Shang Zhou.

Part I: Scholars in modern times are all nearsighted, and the imperial capital forbids them to try Jinshi, and the Jinshi's chest is wet and the towel is wiped.

original right: none!

Part One: Looking for mussels to eat by the water in Fo Yin.

bottom line: bring home from Dongpo River.

Part One: Yangtze River crossing Yangzi River.

bottom line: Jiao Shan lives in Jiaoshan Cave.

Part One: A Bai Lianhua in the sky, and the wind holds the Buddha.

bottom line: there are several chestnut trees in the gorge, and the moon is far away from the apes.

Part I: Yulantang, Yulan Leimao is over the bar, trying to stop the rest.

bottom line: the banquet is clear, and the fragrance of the lotus attracts the light swallow, and the mood is clear.

the first part: the pagoda has six or seven floors, and it accommodates cranes in it.

original right: the book is twelve pages, with the spring and autumn annals in it.

Part I: When the frost falls in first frost, who pities the widow's cold feet?

The second part: Yugu, Grain Rain, I cherish the girl's loneliness.

this couplet was collected by Ta Kung Pao in 1943, and was written by Marshal Chen Yi. It is also a solar couplet.

upper part: leaves of Prunus persica, leaves of grapes, herbaceous and woody.

bottom line: plum blossom, sweet-scented osmanthus and rose, with spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

Part I: Jia Dao is drunk, but not fake.

bottom line: Liu ling drinks all without leaving any change.

the first part: the boy hits the tung tree, the tung tree falls, and the boy is happy.

bottom line: the girl gnaws at the duck's head, and the duck's head is salty, but the girl hates it.

ancient right: the monk stands on the river, and the river collapses, and the monk runs.

note: ancient music is pronounced Luo.

Part One: Tung Chee on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing Tung Chee, and the tung chee falling on the boy.

the original right: outside the front garden, outside the house, outside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the park, outside the quiet.

wulian: in the back porch of the courtyard, there is a doctor in the courtyard, and the doctor walks in the corridor, and there is a quiet doctor in the corridor.

Part I: Mr. Mo grinds, and Mr. Mo splashes two veins of ink.

original right: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.

ancient right: the shepherd boy cuts wood, and the wood hurts the shepherd boy's eyes.

wulian: the iron handle is boiled with glue, and the iron handle is glued with one foot glue.

new couplets: those who touch fat, those who paste fat are ten fingers fat.

upper part: maple is planted on the peak, but the wind blows the maple and the peak does not move.

the original right: the heron stays on the roadside, and the exposed heron scares the road.

WuLian: Swallows rest in front of the eaves, and it is difficult for smokers to fly over the eaves.

the first couplet: the boy holds the paulownia tree and hits the bronze bell, and responds in unison.

bottom line: the concubines are wearing scarlet clothes, knocking on the door, and don't say anything indecent.

the first part: the bride returns with a negative salary, washing the new kettle and cooking the new rot.

bottom line: Taoist officials go to see rice, return to Taoist temple and wear Taoist crowns.

Part I: Dad beats my brother, my brother rolls the floor, and my sister-in-law burns and coaxes my brother.

bottom line: I call the chicken, the chicken hides the chicken, and the uncle leads the chicken.

Part One: Mom rides a horse, but the horse is slow. Mom scolds the horse.

original right: missing!

wulian: Niu Niu walks the cow, and Niu Niu obstinates the cow.

Part I: What is the director, what is the director, and why is the director?

original right: missing!

our union: elder shou, elder shou, and elder shou is called elder by reason of longevity.

New couplet: Don't ride, don't ride, don't ride, don't ruin it.

this couplet refers to: Director He (surnamed Director He), what is his specialty, and why he should be a director. The bottom link refers to Elder Shou (the elder surnamed Shou), who is long and old. Elder Shou is called Elder because of his long life. The new couplet is right for Biying, which means: Don't ride (the surname of Mo will ride), don't ride a horse, and don't ruin your reputation for riding.

Part One: When the monk crosses the river, where can he insert the lotus?

bottom line: assistant minister travels around the market. Who planted the persimmon tree in front of him?

wulian: the members are deeply impressed, and their faces are awesome!

Part I: The monk Fazheng, carrying the soup to the tower, accidentally dropped it, and the soup dripped on the tower.

bottom line: Lao Xu, the tailor, played chess with his wife, but she didn't notice, and her wife gave up playing chess.

the first part: the girl planted the grain, and the grain fell off the girl's feet.

bottom line: the conductor burns paper, and the paper ash flies over the commander's head.

Part One: Sister-in-law sweeps the firewood and calls uncle's bundle.

bottom line: aunt moved the broken barrel to make the hoop.

our union; Mom smeared dirt to make her wife abandon.

This couplet was made by Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan in Ming Dynasty.

Part I: I play drums.

original right: the bride has a negative salary and a new negative salary.

wulian: bald men catch rabbits and bald men catch rabbits.

the first part: grandma drinks cheese, while grandma gets it.

that's right: my uncle builds a dove, and my uncle Fei pulls it.

wulian: dolls catch frogs, while frogs hide dolls and dig frogs.

the first part: the rain hits the beach, and it sinks one island, Chen Yizhu.

the old saying goes: rain builds mud walls, and one wall is rammed down.

bottom line: the wind blows the candle, leaving half of it flowing.

self-alignment: nail the pile in water, and immerse it for half an inch.

self-rightness: the frost is over the banana, and the yellow side is half barren.

Part I: Go gambling on wine, one action at a time.

bottom line: I missed reading, and I learned five classics.

Part One: Li Da carp returned to the rock, and Li Shen carp came out again.

bottom line: when the wind blows the bees to the ground, the bees will fly again when the wind stops.

the first part: the squirrel walks in the field of millet, and the mouse drags the ear of millet.

bottom line: the poplar lies under the white sheep, and the sheep gnaws at the poplar branches.

wulian: the chicken jumps in the thorns, and the chicken wears the thorns.

Part One: Under the ant tree, the horse leans against the tree.

bottom line: watch the flowers before the cockscomb.

The linked ant tree refers to the dead tree eaten by termites.

the first part: the old crow steps off the old branch, and the crow flies off the branch.

bottom line: the crane returns to Xianhe River, and the crane clatters in the river.

This couplet is Liu Ban vs. Liu Chang.

Part One: The eagle stands at the top of the tree, but the shadow of the moon is oblique.

bottom line: the cat crouched in the corner, but the wind made the cat move.

the first part: the chicken stands on the edge of the dustpan, the chicken presses the dustpan, and the dustpan is turned over to pounce on the chicken.

bottom line: the donkey is under the pear tree, the donkey touches the pear, and the pear hits the donkey.

Part One: Why are you lucky to have apricot flowers on your bun?

bottom line: is there no medium for branches and plums?

This couplet is for a prostitute against Zhao Bian.

Part One: Attend high school, hope high school and memorize university.

original right: missing!

wulian: take flower seeds and plant them in spring and autumn.

wulian: the same cloud is long, and the cloud is long, and the cloud wants the river map.

The pronunciation of the two Chinese characters in this couplet is different, and "memorizing university" is homophonic with the titles of Historical Records and University. The next two couplets, one refers to' planting' before Huajianji and Chunqiu, and the other refers to planting; One refers to the cloud length before Rhyme and River Map refers to Guan Yu, and the other refers to the cloud rise.

Part I: You don't need soup to make wine hot.

bottom line: the car fan is useless in the cool room.

after this couplet, a soup reads "hot", and after this couplet, a fan reads "fan".

the first part: court officials wear more court crowns.

bottom line: palace maids often hold palace quilts.

This contact is made by Wang Shouren to an official.

Part One: Move the chair and lean against the tung to enjoy the moon.

bottom line: light a lamp and go to the pavilion to read books.

This couplet is said to be a couplet of Bao Zheng's mystery solving in Song Dynasty.

Part I: Stars in the sky, salaries in the underground, people-centered, with different meanings.

the original pair: the geese in the clouds, the geese in front of the eaves, and the hedgehog are of the same species.

wulian: the apes in the garden, the honeymooners in the pond, and the giant salamanders in the sea are nothing.

Part I: Jiuqu Bridge is empty under the lake, and empty pots are taken off the bridge to get wine.

bottom line: drunk in front of the pottery house, drunk picking peaches in the front yard.

Part One: In the Bell and Drum Tower, the bell keeps ringing all night.

original right: in the jinke venue, today's gold medal list was named.

New couplets: In slang songs, the slang of dynasties continues endlessly.

Xinlian: After the waiting platform, the affectionate migratory birds will come back.

This couplet is Nanjing Bell and Drum Tower couplet. The new couplet is for Liu Zheng, and the second is for Tang Wang Zhengsuo.

Part One: Wheat leaves grow silently in the ground vein.

bottom line: why not plant lotus flowers in Tianhe.

this association is for Qing Zeng.

Part One: The wind sends the bell through the flowers, which is loud and fragrant.

bottom line: the moonlight reflects the fireflies and sleeps under the bamboo, and the cooler it is, the brighter it will be.

Part I: Eggs are really light without salt.

bottom line: the pig intestines are not cut properly.

Part One: The same person crossed Tongtuoling.

bottom line: Jin Ma Guan will be opened today.

this couplet is a symbol of the loyalty and loyalty of the Qing dynasty. The second couplet refers to the matter of opening up the western regions by Qianlong.

the first part: punting at the port, because of the boat money.

bottom line: kiln head buys tiles, shaking his head for the price of tiles.

This couplet was written by Su Shi. Speak dialect reading (gang).

the first part: dense clouds don't rain, and Tongzhou is impassable without water.

bottom line: the vast fields are all fields, and the autumn in Jimo is wheat.

this couplet is embedded with the names of Miyun, Tongzhou, Juye and Jimo counties, and the word' Mai' has an ancient sound (mo).

the first part: the old jujube falls by the road.

bottom line: Sophora japonica is planted step by step.

this association is Yang Shen vs Yang Tinghe. It is a homonym.

the first part: tune the piano to a new tune, tune the tune to a new tune.

original right: plant flowers, plant good seeds, and plant all kinds of incense.

this couplet is a two-tone couplet, and the first, second and sixth pronunciations (tiao) in the upper couplet are adjusted; Adjusted tone. Three, four, five, seven and eight readings (DIAO); The tone of the tone. One, two and six kinds of reading for the original species (zhong < P >); The species that plants flowers, and the species that reads (zhong) flowers later.

Part I: Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng.

downlinking: line by line, line by line.

This couplet is a stage couplet in Shaoxing, Zhejiang Province, which is attached to the second, fourth and seventh reading (SHeng) and the first, third, fifth and sixth reading (Cheng

); Line reading (Xing), one, three, five, six reading (Han) of the second part. In this way, the first part became the voice of acting, and the second part became the noisy noise of the audience.

Part One: Chao Chao Chao Chao Xi.

bottom line: long, long and long.

this couplet is Fuzhou luoxing tower couplet. The first part reads: Chao Chao Chao, Chao Chao Chao Xi. The next joint reading is: long rise, long rise and long decline.

the first part: Lele Lele Lele.

bottom line: facing the DPRK, facing the DPRK.

This couplet is the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City. The couplet reads: Yue Yue, Yue Yue, Le Yue Yue. The next joint reading is: call the court, call the court, call the court. It means to worship the DPRK.

the first part: facing the clouds, facing towards the north and retreating towards the north.

bottom line: long water flows long and long.

This couplet is Sichuan Chaoyun Temple Union. The first link reads: Chao Yun Chao, Chao Chao Chao, Chao Chao Chao Qian. The next joint reading is: Long rise, long rise, long rise and long flow.

Part One: Wearing a yellow shirt and fanning it, go as far as Huangshan Mountain to eat eel, and watch the clouds grow and disperse.

original right: missing!

WuLian: Holding a silver box and a silver lotus, we flew to the Milky Way to catch the silver crane, and washed the waves and merged with each other.

the first part: long, long, long, long.

bottom line: long, long and long.

horizontal: long and long.

this link is read as follows: long rise, long rise, long rise; The next joint reading is: up, up, up, up, up. Horizontal batch is read as: rise and grow.

the first part: long, long, long, long.

bottom line: long, long and long.

Xu weiti bean sprouts shop. Long reading (chang), long reading (zhang).

part I: meet meet meet meet.

bottom line: neat and neat.

this association is Taiwan Province Taibei Gongliao West Lingyan Association. The serial reading is: see now see now see now; The next joint reading is: Qi Zhai Qi Zhai Qi Zhai.

Part I: Meet God.

bottom line: pilgrimage to the DPRK.

This couplet is read as follows: See the present, see the present God; The next joint reading is: early morning, early morning, and early morning. It means to worship the holy driving every day.

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Because there are not many pairs in this couplet, I want to explain my views on absolutes here. Personally, I think creating one is absolutely nothing to be proud of, and it seems that I should feel sad. The so-called couplet, regardless of the literal meaning of couplet and couplet, can be called couplet itself. The real pride should be to match or create an interesting couplet, not to create an unattainable thing to make things difficult for others to have fun, but I don't know if this couplet can't even match myself, what else is there to be proud of? But the absolute meaning of entering here is that I hope that there are real masters who can teach me a thing or two, and no one is ignorant, which is really wrong! Ashamed!

the first part: the mountains and rivers of Cenxi are present today.

bottom line: none!

Cenxi in this couplet is a place name in Guangzhou. There are several downlinks, but none of them are good. For example, the town of Tiechang is in Longchuan County, Guangdong Province. Hu Kun Yu Tu Hu An Cun' Hu Kun is in Chiayi City, Taiwan Province. Hu Ancun of this couplet is right about Xi Zai today, but Hu Kun's quotation is really remote and strange.

Part I: Good girl, ask at the door, who can match you?

bottom line: missing!

There are several bottom couplets of this couplet, but none of them are wonderful, because there is no axe mark on the top couplet, and it is the best couplet. Such as:

Ni Rener, pregnant is a child, and when she is pregnant, she dies and gives birth to a child.

Part One: Everyone picks up wood from the forest.

bottom line: none!

Part One: Everyone cooks ginger soup from forest saws.

bottom line: none!

I'll change the couplet, and the last five words are embedded in the five-element radicals.

Part I: The horse is in the fortress, looking at the Tianshan Mountains and expecting Zhang Qian.

the original right: the car crosses the river, enters Qinchuan, and misses Jing Ke.

WuLian: The moon is leaning towards the grassy cottage in Nanyang, overlooking the praying mountain, and feeling disappointed.

Xinlian: People make an appointment with Jinshan to break the bridge, watch Lei Feng and miss Xu Xian.

this couplet is a word-splitting with allusions. In the first couplet, "the horse is stuck in the jam" means