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Cheap funny signature boy 202 1

Look at yourself before judging others.

If the heart is not like the sea, how can there be a career like the sea?

We agreed to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

Even if he loses, he is still the king who stands firm.

Too bad you can't see through me and kill me.

I'm not the wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.

I'm sorry, how can I admit defeat when I am born proud?

Yo, yo, yo, Chuck, don't shed crocodile tears. Pull over.

I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

Don't worry about my man, mom. I will kick you to death.

Love everyone, but don't love the person I love.

I don't want to think of myself as a woman, but no one spoils my temper.

I'm not born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.

I must admit to her that I cried.

No matter what he does to me in the future, as long as he doesn't say he doesn't want me, I will always accompany him.

Can you not let my heart surge when you put it down?

You don't take yourself seriously, and I won't take you seriously.

Women can't be thin, and men can't give up color.

Sorry, the disappeared people can't come back. I have my pride.

No one is qualified to laugh at your dreams.

I've never seen anyone so hungry.

You hesitate because you still have a way out.

You are very ugly when you smile at others, really.

After seeing so many pigs, you are the cutest.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't get past the dining hall.

I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't get past the dining hall.

I only borrow one trip in your life, and this trip is the rest of my life.

I saved dandruff for a year just because you wanted to see a snow.

I said no, but my heart was pounding.

Remember that, I want you to be fine.

That summer, I felt inferior and arrogant to you.

Mr. Leng has been crazy recently.

When are you going to get married? When you get married.

You should wander while you are young, as long as you don't forget the way home.

I want to live well and not let the virus erode my whole body.

You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you.

To hell with memories and everything. From now on, I want to live a free and easy life alone.

I am generally not extreme, but some people think I can do it if I am extreme.

Don't always say that your weather-beaten face is handsome and ugly.

I am here, not humble, living in my own world!

Women should not only be good to themselves, but also be cruel to themselves.

Learning hurts my whole Qian Qian. I regard study as my first love.

There are two kinds of men, one is to make you feel at ease, and the other is to let you go to bed.

The world laughs at me for being crazy and I laugh at the poor.

This man is old, and it doesn't matter what kind words he says.

I recently got a disease that the clothes I wore last year were too ugly.

Don't tell me we can't get along.

Fortunately, you were too heavy to run when chasing you.

All the encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation.

I didn't reply to your message because my hands were cold.

You smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

I fell in love with myself again only because I washed my hair.

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1, why can it all be lost in a few days?

2, for those who have passed away, disappeared and irrelevant, to miss, to yearn for, to tear your heart out.

Looking into your eyes, there are thousands of words in your heart.

In this silent night, I suddenly miss you.

5. Different stories were staged in the same city and place.

6, intimate, you don't have to direct and play distressed, I will be even more sad if I don't understand.

7. Very cool, very cool (? Heart.

8. Angel wings are not braised for you.

9. Too perfect love won't last long.

10, no one will cherish what is too easy to get, and what is not available will always be in turmoil.

1 1. Look up like a child who has never been in the sun.

12, there is only one hug on the stage, and you smile with tears when the car drives away.

13, he carried her, and she asked him: am I heavy? He said: The whole world is carrying him. Do you feel heavy?

14, let me bear all the pain, as long as you are good. Let's go...together

15, in the long river of years, we gradually learned to choose.

16, years have eroded the sweet face, and memories are floating in the wind with dandelions, looking for the next habitat.

17, although it has long faded out of life, it still occupies my memory.

18, missing spread and growing like crazy.

19, who added a face to say for a lifetime.

20. It is a portrayal of youth, and how many stories about us are recorded on it.

2 1, there are only two kinds of women in the world, one is happy and the other is strong. Happiness is held in the palm of your hand. You don't need to be strong, but you should be strong.

22. There are no unfinished stories in the world, only immortal hearts.

23, always so helpless, no one appreciates the beautiful smile.

24. Use melancholy to describe a sad text.

25, time is always old, the palest miss, the most circuitous injury.

I didn't know how important you were until I lost you.

27. In life, there is a substitute to cherish, not to remember. However, in my heart, no one wants to give up the seat that belongs to that person.

28. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Unless you die, it will be smooth sailing.

29, born just a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily, cry if you want, love when you love, and it doesn't make any sense to suppress yourself.

30. Shen Yu] Now I speak English.

3 1, I'm not afraid of anything, I'm afraid Qingchuan won't marry, and myna will collapse when she hears it.

32. Take a deep breath and feel the loneliness at the end of the song.

33. Look at me with bedroom eyes and say you love me, and despise me coldly and say you're sorry.

34. The hug is over and the heartbeat is chaotic.

35. If there is the end of the world, no matter where you are, I will come to you.

If you weren't caught so early, you could travel more.

37. If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?

39. If you really love your parents, you should stick to it.

40. If you are naive enough to see that you no longer love you, will you regret it?

If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.

42. If I leave, will your heart still belong to me?

43. If happiness means that the people I love also love me, then I am in extreme pain now.

44. If a friend can still hurt you, you still care about his friendship. If the enemy can still hurt you, it means that you are not sure to defeat him.

45. If you are black and blue for me, I will give up love for you.

46. If one day I do something irreparable, can you say nothing lightly?

If I hadn't met you, where would I be.

48. If breaking up can solve everything, then I have the final say.

49. If we are separated, everyone I love from now on will be like you.

50. If you don't understand, say it. If you understand, just smile and don't say it.

5 1, everything will go through a cold and warm flood season, and now it's our turn.

52. People need a little temper to live out their ambitions.

53. The greatest pain in life is that there is no smoke without fire.

54. There is too much helplessness in life. Sometimes, in order to get what we want, we have to force ourselves to do things we don't like.

55. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

56. Life is full of regrets, and what we can do is to minimize them.

57. The so-called life in human mouth is nothing but a white lie.

58. People can write once and for all their lives.

Let me borrow your eyes to learn more.

60, let you forget, let me remember.

6 1, dear, Queen Yi: We, I talk about love, and Pi says nothing.

62. Wan Qing I was lovesick, lost to the leading actor for a long time, and smiled back.

63. Youth is innocent, but we are unforgivable.

Dear, I said I love you, and I gave my life to love you.

65. Honey, as long as you say I miss you ... I will be cruel.

Goodbye, dear. When I say goodbye, I mean I will never see you again. ...

Actually, I believe in Gao, but I just don't know how to say it.

68. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness.

69. Actually, it's nice to be alone. No worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

70. Actually, I should be satisfied.

7 1, actually we don't understand, do we? Love is just your imagination,

72. A fallen leaf dried a lot of dust.

73. Work hard and like everything you like.

74. Work hard and make yourself look cruel (happy).

75, the bird is in the cage, and I hate Zhang Fei; In this world, if you want to be Bajie, you should be Wukong.

76. You left without nostalgia, leaving me alone to remember.

77. Do you think I'm thinking about you and don't know what to do?

78. You will never know how much I miss you, because I miss you most when you are away. ...

79. You may be really worried that you don't love me.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

8 1, that's what you said about determination, which makes me so miserable.

82. When you say goodbye, it's like leaving. I am full of sadness.

You were a joke when you said I was lonely.

84. I have no feelings about what you said about breaking up. Who do you think you are? You are just my toy.

85. You are the most gorgeous drinking song in the history of my youth, which contains the most touching moments of time.

86. You missed my good time. These two years have been a bit empty.

87. If you are well, it will be sunny. If the weather is fine, I will be fine.

88. Hello, 17 years old. Goodbye, 17 years old. Damn, 17 years old.

89. I'll miss you all my life if you come here for a while.

90. The love you gave me was full of regrets on the day we broke up.

9 1, your present situation has nothing to do with me, but memories make me so dull.

92. Your world has nothing to do with me; My world, you are only worth seeing.

93. Your parents treated you as a princess for more than ten years, not to make you compromise in front of men.

94. You trample on my self-esteem, and I expose your hypocrisy.

95. You can _ _ Mingfu, I am right about you.

96. Ni ド〦〦〦. That's weird.

97. What can be recalled proves that it has been lost.

98. Men are not colored, not true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

99. That piece of paper is more than just love on the keyboard.

100, those people are mocking me, but I have nowhere to run.

10 1, what used to be called memories, the injuries in those memories, we call them youth.

102, which woman doesn't want to have a stable love, who can give me a love?

103, XXX, say it loves me.

104, you are a stranger, with only faint thoughts and deep pain.

105, I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

106, choose the next moment: make me sick and leave my mother alone.

107, the dream finally turned around and smiled (narrow eyes! !

108, beauty is a mask, ugliness is the heart.

109, everyone will have an ideal, but a few people will try their best to realize it.

1 10, every time I want to like you seriously, you always give me the cold shoulder ~

Simple, ordinary and happy are beautiful personality signatures.

First, don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

Even if I write your name as much as my homework, I won't feel tired.

Third, there is a person who can understand each other's thoughts without saying anything, and sometimes even others are surprised by this tacit understanding.

Four, remember when I was a child, I said the most words, I won't play with you.

In front of everyone, there is a road to a distant place, rugged but full of hope. Not everyone can go to towards the distant, because there are always people who give up halfway because they haven't emptied the sand in their shoes. Therefore, what dominates people's feelings is not happiness and pain itself, but mood.

Six, it only belongs to others, and has nothing to do with yourself.

Seven, there is a separate phone just to wait for someone. So I'm alone. I am very happy.

Eight, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

What one person thinks is unforgettable may have been forgotten by others.

Ten, every teenager will grow up, and we must strive to be free and easy.

Eleven, lose the breath, even if the sun shines, there is a lack of gorgeous colors.

12. Look at konjac flowers from a distance, Lady Enforcers from a distance, and cannibal flowers from a distance.

Thirteen, when singing, the treble can't go up, the bass can't come down, and the alto can't be controlled.

There are so many self-righteous people in this world that we can only pretend to be indifferent.

Fifteen, how to live in flowers and dreams, how to live in dreams.

Sixteen, when I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Seventeen, like to be in a daze, there must be another pure world in my heart.

There are two realms in life: one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

Nineteen, in fact, it is not easy for people wandering in different places, because most of this life is not easy and can't be said. This is a state of life that is hot and cold. Whether you describe it well or not, it is hard for people without the same experience to feel the same way.

Put your hand on your heart and see if you are a man or a ghost.

2 1. I love you with all my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

22. You think I'm exaggerating because I'm afraid.

Twenty-three, the upgraded version of friends are lovers, and the advanced version of lovers are strangers.

At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

Please don't see me off. The journey I am about to embark on alone is lonely and full of thorns.

Twenty-six, simple, ordinary and happy.

Twenty-seven, why ancient things are called cultural relics, and now ordinary people use them as waste.

28. Money is worthless, love is valuable, people are worthless, and personality is valuable.

Twenty-nine, love is more lonely than not loving, and separation is happier than having.

I am a person who often laughs, but I am not a person who is always happy.

2022 Boys' Day is very funny for boys.

It's a little funny to give it to boys on Boys' Day 2022-1. Plain is the truth. Life is based on daily necessities. Accustomed to working in a hurry, chasing hard and traveling hard. Today's men's day, let go of the burden in my heart, let go of the romance in my heart, lead a simple life for a little man and lead a carnival for a man. Happy holidays to men.

2. You are open-minded and practice with failure; Generous, you worship experience as a teacher; Honest and loyal you, and passion dating; Sincere and trustworthy, you make friends with sincerity; Men's Day, cheer for your sacred mission, cheer for your brilliant achievements, and pray for your happy tomorrow!

3. Pay women, give them holidays, design clothes, design shoes, and finally give them jobs. The law only protects women, and men can't live without Men's Day. May all men in the world be chic and live.

I think you are a thoughtful person, which is quite good. How's sister? Waiting for your good news! Happy, live together next time.

The work pressure is really great, the infighting is climbing, the family chores are too complicated, the men are almost overwhelmed, they firmly bite the bullet, their parents and wives are in the middle, and a text message is enough for men to spend the holidays. I wish you a happy holiday

6. Today is Men's Day on August 3rd. Men can be exempted from three obligations: they don't have to do all the housework, they don't have to cover all the leftovers and they don't have to listen to their wives. Hey, hey, are you happy? Today is the 8th. Three will do. No, three, eight o'clock tomorrow. 4, you are not allowed to be no three no four!

7. Men's Day is coming. I wish you happiness by SMS. Men live under great pressure and bravely shoulder their responsibilities. Go home early when you are busy, and your manners are not spent. Happiness lies in contentment, and happiness lies in health.

8. complaining all day, no one hurts and no one is pitiful. Today is Men's Day. Let's go smartly, eat enough delicious food, try to gain another ten pounds, have fun, try not to go home, and like alcohol and tobacco, right? I just won't give it today! Although men's day, good health is the biggest.

9. Notice: During the March 8th Men's Day, buses are only allowed to give seats to women, and all work is done by men. Women are not allowed to hang up when they are angry. Only men suffer indignities. This notice is valid for one day and invalid tomorrow!

10. Don't bury your love history. Remember to share with us! Hehe, I must take IELTS next time.

1 1. Your shoulders bear the burden of family, your hands struggle with the hardships of life, your chest stands upright with responsibility, and your eyes reveal iron and blood tenderness, Men's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and happiness forever!

12. Men are really tired, life is really boring, work is really painful, and starting a business is even more difficult. Men are really tired. Who can understand? I wish you all a happy Men's Day! Work is promoted step by step, and family is harmonious and beautiful.

13. It is not a crime for a man to cry today. Men have gold under their knees and kneel only to God and their parents. Today, he knelt down to his wife. Because today is Men's Day on August 3rd, you can do whatever you want. Wish you a happy holiday!

14. The work pressure is really great, and the infighting is rising. Family chores are so complicated that boys are almost overwhelmed. Hold on tight, there are parents and wives in the middle, and boys don't want anything on vacation. 1 message is enough. I wish you a happy holiday

15. Good singing. I will dance in Xiu Xiu if I have the chance! Don't be shy, study together, hehe.

16. I want to go with the flow, but my heart wants to sail; The shadow wants to fly, and people are still on the ground; Smile wants to pretend, but tears want to surrender; Eyes trying to hide, mouth still trying to be brave. Men's Day, stand up and let us men strengthen ourselves!

17. Boys' Day, August 3, we endured this day; Go out early and return late, earn money to support the family and not play; I don't need to earn money for my children's study and my wife's appearance; Donate to the disaster area, your parents support you, and men are needed everywhere; Responsibility, honesty and defending the country are not idle.

18. Men, be more painful to their wives, be better to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. Please pat your head with your mobile phone after reading it! Happy men's day!

19. Boys' Day, send you a watch to record our mood every minute; Send you a mobile phone to convey our goodwill and love; Send you a kiss, which means I love you; Sending you a hug means I care about you. I wish you happiness!

20. A man should be broad-minded and generous. Don't worry about difficulties and obstacles, no matter how tired you are, you must carry it yourself. Wife and children are willing to take care of their families. Men's Day is coming, I wish all men in the world happiness and health!

Boys' words in 2022 Boys' Day are very funny. Part II: 2 1. Super girl is worshipped, with infinite scenery, superman saves lives and selfless dedication; Tears are like pear flowers with rain, so shy and lovely; The blood flow is indomitable and should be divided; Not 38, 83. On August 3rd, Men's Day is coming. My dearest brother, I solemnly tell you that men have worked hard!

22. Dear husband, today is Men's Day. May you unload the burden of pressure, shed your strong shell, put down the burden of life, put aside physical and mental fatigue, lie in my heart, let me give you a sweet love and tell you that you are a stalwart man in my life.

23. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What is a handsome boy? You! Happy men's day.

24. Minimum standards for Men's Day: Men who go to work have a day off, men who study have a day off, and men who are children get a beautiful toy. For a newborn man, it is someone else's holiday! Happy holidays to everyone.

25.8。 On Men's Day, men's names were rewritten: ugly talents are gentle, handsome ones who earn less money are practical and reliable, those who earn more regardless of their families are ambitious, and those who care about their families are duplicitous. Men's Day SMS Daquan

26. When boys laugh, they should pray for a special holiday: I receive more news, I have enough blessings, I enjoy happiness, I have no worries tomorrow, beautiful women should smile at me, the boss will be good to me, life will be no longer troublesome, and the bright future will be beautiful. Boys' Day, Happy Boys' Day!

27. Everyone loves flowers, and flowers bloom all over the world. Killer, ghost, sad, dizzy, a group of fans are dying. Happy August 3rd.

28. Women's cosmetics are inexhaustible. Men have a bottle of facial cleanser for more than n years, and women have more than n pairs of sandals to change casually. Men sweat in shoes all the year round, men wear black suits and women are gorgeous and dazzling. Men's Day gives men a day.

29. Men's Day on August 3rd, blessing strength. Send you a mountain of happiness, tall and straight as loose luck, boiling as blood success, as well as the strongest strength, the greatest happiness, the most true heart.

30. Family is your responsibility, and children are your obligation. Filial piety is your bounden duty, and making a living is your essence. My hero is like steel, and my hero overcomes all difficulties. Today is Men's Day. I wish men happiness and peace.

3 1. You carry the burden of your family, you do all the dirty work, you build the happiness of your wife and children, you safeguard the happiness of your parents, and you have worked hard. Boys and girls, Men's Day is coming. May you always be relaxed, healthy and happy!

32. Under my countless instructions, you are finally on time! Please don't hide yourself too deep, try to open your heart! Come on, IELTS!

33. Don't spend too much money, just spend enough, don't want a big house, just live enough, don't want a good car, just drive, men don't make themselves too tired, they still have to spend holidays, men's day, don't make it too big, just be happy.

34. Everyone says that you have been thinking about what gift to give you all day. I finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I will give you a new cutting board, which is really unseemly in our family.

35. Happiness lies in the fact that on August 3rd, men are busy fighting for another day, entertaining their wives and children with words, and there is no banquet in Manchu and Han, and there are desserts in the dishes. Although life is simple, family ties are endless. You, me and him go hand in hand. Every day is August 3rd.

36. God, it's so blue. The sea is too salty. Life is too hard. Work, it's too annoying. And you, decree by destiny. Miss you, insomnia. It's too far to see you. What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl.

37. Who says that a man is always strong, he is also fragile; Who says a man is always masculine, and he is gentle sometimes? Who says men will always be brave? He needs a hug sometimes. Today is Men's Day. Happy holidays to men.

38. Men's sky is really broad, men's feelings are brilliant, men's smiles are always charming, and men's hearts are forever strong; I wish you a man's holiday: men should be responsible, men should have good ambitions, men should keep pushing forward, and it is great to be a good person.

39. Solid thighs support the warmth of home: thick arms support the warmth of home; The high head supports the clear sky at home; Solid feet support the true feelings of home: men rely on love, family and inner harbor. Today is my own festival, so be sure to be happy!

40.8。 3 Men's Day, every family is happy, and a man is the pillar of the family. Men are tired for their families and need their wives to understand. Men work hard for their families and need to smile from time to time, which coincides with Men's Day. You are very happy with me!

Boys' words in 2022 Boys' Day are very funny. 3.4 1. You shouldered the burden of your family, carried the hardships of life, suffered all the hardships and blocked all the difficulties. It's Men's Day, and you've worked hard for men. I wish you a happy holiday and happiness!

42. Every year on this day, I want to say a word to you: You are dead.

43. Good luck is coming for boys' day. Every day, I see golden flowers in my eyes, and ATM takes money casually. Cool, handsome and polite, everyone praises me for being from Pan 'an. The beautiful woman's brain is rusty, crying and calling for me to soak. The boss became smirking. I want a raise and a promotion. The wife bowed her head and said, Take it when you are gone, and be happy every day!

44. The work pressure is really great, and the infighting is climbing. Family chores are so complicated that men are almost overwhelmed. They gritted their teeth firmly, with parents and wives in between. A short message is enough for a man's holiday. I wish you a happy holiday

45. You carry the burden of your family, you do all the dirty work, you build the happiness of your wife and children, you safeguard the happiness of your parents, and you have worked hard. Boys and girls, Men's Day is coming. I hope you can relax, be healthy and be happy forever!

Dear, thank you for letting me celebrate Women's Day every day. Let's celebrate Men's Day today.

47. It's zero o'clock Beijing time, and the Consulate General of China in Pakistan has sent a congratulatory message to all men in the world. Happy men's day. Mauritian African Union sends sincere greetings to China Men's Day. Live a man's life and be a real man in China.

48. Today is the 8th. On Men's Day, I'll give you an ice palm to make you feel good all summer. I'll give you another permit. You can't look at any girl except me, except your mother, of course.

49. Although I have never met the younger brothers and sisters of the legendary art troupe, I firmly believe that Zhong Lang has an eye and will definitely have the opportunity to enjoy the first prize-hey hey-happy holidays!

50. First suffer, then enjoy, work hard, then work hard, face the difficulties, take the lead, and then work hard. Male compatriots, I wish you a happy Men's Day. Make persistent efforts in the future and carry out the work to the end!

5 1. Men hide their tears and show optimism; Men abandon cowardice and gather courage; Men hold back and stay strong. Men's Day is coming. May the men in life be healthy and happy.

52. How broad is a person's mind, how strong is a person's will, and how brave is the wind, frost, rain and snow. How lofty his ideal is, the eagle flies in the blue sky. Men's Day is coming. May men be happy and healthy!

53.8。 3 Men's Day, please eat a big meal, don't eat for nothing, eat like an idiot. There are a lot of men, whatever you say, as long as you are happy, an idiot is an idiot. There are few times when there is a high degree of chaos. If you are happy with me, he will be happy, and everyone's happiness is the real happiness!

54.8。 3 Men's Day, please eat a big meal, don't eat for nothing, eat like an idiot. There are a lot of men, whatever you say, as long as you are happy, an idiot is an idiot. There are few times when there is a high degree of chaos. If you are happy with me, he will be happy, and everyone's happiness is the real happiness!

55. If you edit a person and send it to Dashan, it will reply that you should be heroic. If you edit a person and send it to Jianghai, it will reply that you should have the measure of all rivers. If you edit a person and send it to me, I will reply to you and wish you 8. Happy men's day!

56. Pay women, give them holidays, design clothes, design shoes, and finally give them jobs. The law only protects women. Without Boys' Day, boys will die. Happy holidays to boys all over the world.

57. A man is a pine tree, which has experienced ups and downs in spring and autumn. A man is an umbrella, sheltering from the wind and rain without complaint or regret. A man is a pot, which warms people's thirst and moistens their hearts. A man is a car, carrying a heavy load and taking full responsibility. August 3rd Men's Day: May you do more for your family, and the old man, wife and children will praise you.

58. I think you are a thoughtful person, which is quite good. How's sister? Waiting for your good news! 1 1 1 Happy, next11Live together.

59. People wander on the boundless horizon for their ideals. For the cause, set foot on the endless green hills. Drifting in the winding river for loyalty. For love, run to the clouds in the sky. For my family, I have no regrets all my life. Men are legends and women need to cherish them with love! Happy men's day!

60. This day is your holiday, my love. Thank you for your hard work and your concern, understanding and support. I will accompany you to the end, and I will give you all my love. This day is boys' day. Happy boys' day to you.