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Double 1 1 gives a new explanation to the idiom: falling in love with the country means that my wife has lost a city.

Double 1 1 gives a new explanation to the idiom: falling in love with the country means that my wife has lost a city.

165438+1October 1 1, an ordinary day, was originally made into a "double 1 1" shopping festival and singles day by merchants, so this day made headlines and earned enough attention. The joke about "Shuang 1 1" has been broken by netizens. On the one hand, news and interesting stories related to "Shuang 1 1" also give some idioms new connotations. On the other hand, the happy behavior of netizens in this "festival" has caused a lot of spit from each other and produced many names of "new generation". Let's take a look at these interesting Shi Shuo Xin Yu for readers.

Stop the wife from "shopping"

Old meaning: only by pumping firewood from the bottom of the pot can the water not boil. Metaphor fundamentally solve the problem.

The new plan: the husband spends all his money first to prevent the daughter-in-law from "shopping"

In the news of "Shuang 1 1" last year and the year before last, news such as "Wife Shuang 1 1' spent all her husband's salary, and her husband thought it was stolen and called the police" emerged one after another. As the saying goes, the magic is one foot high and the road is ten feet high. This year, many husbands came to "double 1 1" in order to "make a bottom pay" and spend all their money in advance, so that their wives could not "compensate their families".

Mr. Deng told reporters that he was away on business just before "Shuang 1 1" and would not go home for about a week. 1 1 At the beginning, Mr. Deng's wife began to load things into the shopping cart, claiming to be "the most expensive car in history". Near "Shuang 1 1", Mr. Deng found that there was about 20,000 yuan in the shopping cart, and his wife also deposited more than 20,000 yuan in Alipay, as if she was ready to pay immediately. Mr. Deng believes that emptying the shopping cart, first, direct conflict is easy to quarrel, and second, you can buy it again after emptying your wife, which is not the way. Mr. Deng has always liked a SLR camera, because the price is relatively high, and he is not willing to start. But thinking that his wife was going to buy a bunch of "messy" things, Mr. Deng decisively placed an order, and there was almost no balance in the original sufficient Alipay. "That's what I call it. I'll see what she can do." Mr. Deng said.

(of women) beautiful enough to lead to the downfall of a city or a country ―― destructive beauty.

-Wife lost a city.

Old meaning: describe women as extremely beautiful;

New solution: All the family property has been "shopping".

With the appearance of "double 1 1", the number of online segments has exploded. "There are such a group of women tonight. They didn't lose their country, they just lost their money. "

At 0: 00 on June 1 65438+1October1day, some e-commerce network servers were really "paralyzed", and behind the "paralysis" was the payment of thousands of troops. The news of "1 min 12 sec 10 billion yuan" and "12 min/28 sec 10 billion yuan" attracted people's attention. Some people say, "Behind a successful man, there must be a virtuous woman, and behind a successful Ma Yun, there are countless". Xiao Wu, who is pregnant for 7 months, stayed up until 1: 30 in the morning for "shopping". "I feel that things are really cheaper than usual, and there are all kinds of red envelopes and various activities. I hoarded a lot of things for my baby, including clothes, diapers, bottles, strollers, and even his one-year-old clothes. " Xiao Wu said, "Double 1 1", and he spent more than 10,000 yuan, which is her husband's salary for two months. "My husband doesn't know yet. I guess I'll be angry to know that I spend money like this. "