Women's dirty jokes

The reporter interviewed three centenarians and asked them to talk about their longevity.

The first birthday girl said, "Eat less."

The second birthday star said, "Take a hundred steps after dinner."

The third birthday girl said shyly, "My wife is ugly."

A landlord found a wife for his teenage children. Because the groom is too young to understand, everything is done by his father.

This embarrassed the daughter-in-law, so she cried and looked for her mother-in-law, who said bitterly, "Damn it, just like his father."

A farm prostitute, Ji said, "The lawn is ten yuan at a time, the chair is twenty yuan at a time, and the bed is fifty yuan at a time. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and Ji smiled and said, Mr. Good mood! The farmer said, "The mood is a P, 50 yuan, five times on the grass. "

A man said to his friend, "Since my wife and I bought a double bed, our lives have been very harmonious."

The friend asked, "What is the reason for this magic?"

The man replied, "Her double bed is in new york and mine is in Chicago."

The teacher asked the boy if he had worked out a math problem. The boy said that he had figured out a foot long. Teacher: It's a little long. Ask the girl if she can get it. Girl: I can't get it. Teacher: It's not that you can't get it, but that you didn't get the ball at all.

Two corn kernels are married. The next morning, the man woke up and found popcorn lying beside him. He asked strangely, hello, who are you? Where is my wife? Popcorn said shyly: I don't know anyone if I shoot it open.

A beautiful 25-year-old girl married a 60-year-old man. On the wedding night, the old man stretched out three fingers to the girl, and the girl said, "Wow, you have to do it three times tonight?"

The old man said, "Which finger did you choose?"

In the evening, the husband got an erection and said, is the laundry hammer ready? The wife said: No washing tomorrow. The husband sleeps angrily. In the middle of the night, the wife got up, climbed on her husband and said, Here comes the water. Let me borrow a stick. Husband said: borrow a fart! Make your own bubble.