Children's classic jokes

Children's classic jokes are as follows:

1. In Chinese class, the teacher wrote the word "trembling" on the blackboard for Xiao Qiang to read.

Xiao Qiang stood up and read aloud: "The war is awkward."

The teacher asked, "Is that so?"

Xiao Qiang said flatly, "No!"

2. My daughter went to the kindergarten middle class and the teacher began to teach literacy.

When I got home at night, I wanted to test her, so I handed her a list sent outside.

Just listen to my daughter say, "big, um-big, um-big."

I took a look. It says: A letter to the villagers needs the strong support of the people and the government. ...

My son caught a cold, so I took him to the hospital for an injection.

As soon as the nurse put the needle down, the son shouted, "Aunt, hurry up, I can't hold on!" " "

The nurse gently advised her son, "be good, little friend, and you will be all right soon!" " "

Who knows the son said anxiously: "aunt, I really can't hold on!" Sorry! "

As soon as the voice fell, my son let out a big fart! ! !

My daughter was bitten by a mosquito. She came to me crying.

I comforted her while applying essential balm: "Essential balm can give off a special smell. Mosquitoes will be scared and won't bite you."

With tears in her eyes, her daughter asked anxiously, "What if mosquitoes come and bite me with her nose?"

Yesterday, I took my son to the temple to play. My son pointed to the plaque on the main hall and asked me, "Is the Hall of Daxiong the Daxiong in Doraemon?"

Joke:

Jokes are words or things that make people laugh. Jokes are characterized by short length, simple and ingenious stories, and are often unexpected. The significance of telling jokes lies in revealing absurd phenomena in life, which is ironic and entertaining.

A joke can also refer to a phrase or a short story, which makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that actions affect people's vision and perception, and they feel happy and funny. Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.

It can be a short sentence or a long story, which often contains elements such as surprise, absurdity, exaggeration, irony and pun, which makes people feel happy and relaxed. Jokes are not only a form of entertainment and culture, but also a means of social communication, which can help people relieve stress and enhance mutual trust and understanding.