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If you are the one, the garbage collector was humiliated when all the lights went out. Murphy hit the female guest in the face with a word. What happened?
"If You Are the One" is not only widely praised by the public, but also often has many unexpected things. Just like a popular online buzzword in previous years, words such as laughing in a BMW and crying on a bicycle are also spread from this program. This program has been broadcast for nearly ten years, and there are both good and bad things. In the past ten years, I have also brought together many single men and women.
But now it is often not as interesting and real as a few years ago. In the past two years, "If You Are the One" has more ingredients than usual. It is also possible that the taste of the audience is getting higher and higher.
There was a young man named Zou, who claimed to collect junk as his profession. At that time, he said his occupation, and all 24 lights on the stage went out. Some female guests even humiliated him in public and said, "Collecting junk is dirty, aren't you afraid of getting sick?" Then a female guest asked Xiao Zou all kinds of strange questions, which made the court very embarrassed, but the light went out, and it was meaningless to ask again.
Murphy, standing on the stage, couldn't help it any longer. He said to the person next to him, "Tell me what kind of garbage you collect?" Xiao Zou introduced that he used to collect second-hand luxury cars. His usual job is to modify some luxury cars and then auction them, worth hundreds of millions.
After introducing these, everyone was surprised that the so-called "collecting junk" turned out to be the original meaning of this young man. As he said before, it certainly didn't end like this. I don't know if Xiao Zou deliberately hides it, but I want to see how many people don't care about material things. Unexpectedly, the result disappointed him. His real occupation is racing driver, and his worth has already exceeded 100 million. He is a real success.
As soon as he explained, the female guests present were shocked and had to raise their hands to speak. As a result, Mr. Zou rebuffed and left the stage smartly. In fact, there is nothing wrong with pursuing a high-quality material life. The mistake is that marriage can only be established through material relations.
In the conclusion, I want to meet the material needs through marriage, but I don't know how to appreciate each other's heart and essence. This kind of marriage, even if it is obtained, will not be happy. In fact, no matter what industry, we must respect it, and every industry is very difficult. In all fairness, both sides are at fault in this matter, and as outsiders, it is not good for us to judge anything. I also wish more single men and women can find the right partner.
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