Mid-Autumn Festival funny jokes

1, Li Bai: There is a bright line at the foot of my bed, and there are unopened cakes. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I looked down to smell the cake.

2. Du Fu: There is a breeze on the grass bank, and there are many gifts this year. What is there to show off? Moon cakes are the best!

3. Meng Haoran: I don't know when I fell asleep. Everyone is on holiday. How much do you know about moon cakes at the moon viewing table?

4. Liu Zongyuan: No bird has the right to fly and no one has the money to disappear. Eat cake and enjoy Mid-Autumn Festival alone.

5. Mencius: Mooncakes are what I want.

6. Confucius said: The deceased is like a husband! Eating less and less.

7, Laozi: chickens and dogs hear each other, and they don't send moon cakes when they die.

8, Cao Cao: How to solve the worry, only moon cakes.

9. Su Shi: When will there be moon cakes? Ask heaven for wine. I don't know the moon cakes in the sky. What's the filling for tonight?

10, Xu Zhimo: I received it quietly, just like you sent it quietly. I waved my sleeve and you sent it again next year!

Qiong Yao: I have a moon cake. I wonder who I can be with. How many secrets are there that the cake delivery person can understand. There are deep feelings and heavy meanings outside the cake, and there are many purposes inside the cake. Welcome to send fear without trace, leaving only a dream curtain!

12, Gu Cheng: The full moon gave me bright eyes, and I want to use it to find moon cakes.

Archimedes: Give me a moon cake, and I will use it to support the whole earth.

14, Rodin: There is no shortage of good moon cakes in the world. What is missing is the money to buy them.

Shakespeare: To eat or not to eat is a question.

16, Napoleon: People who don't want to eat moon cakes on Mid-Autumn Festival are not lovers.

17, Edison: The so-called moon cakes are 10% off.