My father writes humorous articles.

There is a humorous king in my family. Guess who he is?

He looks like this: he is big, like a majestic general, and his stomach is big enough to hold a bucket. And a pair of bright eyes, like a black grape; High nose and big mouth smile like a lemon. Tell you what! He is-my dad!

My dad's humor is true, don't you believe it? I am just like you now.

Not long ago, I said to my father in a coquetry way, "Dad, buy a box for my brother and me! Anyway, my brother and I both like drinking, ok? " "What if it tastes good, then it starts to tilt after drinking, and finally falls asleep outside?" I know my father is joking again, saying, "I didn't mean to buy it for me. I won't, okay?" "Good good, now the child is drinking, why pick some expensive drink, we then drink what ah! A cup of boiled water is good, and everyone is rushing to drink it! Hey! " Dad just keeps nagging. The next day, when I was still sleeping, I only heard my father calling, "Shanshan, come and see what good things I bought for you!" " ""what! What does it love? Let's go I don't care. " "You said so yesterday. Very sour. Do you want it? "What's the matter? Did I take it? Curiosity drove me, so I went downstairs to have a look. When I saw it, I was ecstatic: it turned out that this was my dream, but my father called it "crooked". It's really interesting. When I got home, I told my mother about it, and her mother burst into laughter! Needless to say, every time I want something cold, I will say, "Dad, I want something crooked! " "

Another time, my parents went to help my father see a doctor. My mother asked my father, "Are you nervous?" Dad said in half-baked Guangzhou, "Sprinkle water! (Say something in Mandarin). " As a result, my mother searched all over the hospital when my father wanted to go to the toilet, found the toilet for my father, led my father to the toilet and said, "Go!" Dad was puzzled and asked, "Why?" I don't go to the bathroom. "My mother was puzzled and retorted," Didn't you say' spilled water'! "At this time, my father suddenly realized and said with a smile," I speak Cantonese, and Mandarin is a piece of cake! " "As you can imagine, the next step must be a burst of laughter.

When my father was reading my composition just now, I blurted out, "I am a fool!" " You can take a bucket. "Listen to my father, my mother and I laughed my head off!

Then, my father chatted with my sister, who said he was a pig, and then my father wanted to write: Shanshan said you were a pig, but I didn't expect to write the word "say you" less, and finally wrote "Shanshan is a pig" I saw it: Shanshan? Isn't that me? I'm so angry that I can't laugh or cry! Alas!

Look at my humorous father, how fun it is!