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Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

Does the dog also know this proverb?

A little boy disliked the way the dog barked.

"It doesn't matter," said a gentleman, "Don't be afraid, do you know this proverb: 'A barking dog does not bite.'"

"Ah, I do. , but do dogs also know? ”

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse, "no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that I have e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

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An elephant said to a little mouse: "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say it again and let me remember it." Come down." said the mouse. "I'm going to tell this to a flea I know.

Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．

"Before I came out," said one, "I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it．So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them． other．

"What is your work?"

"I'm a policeman.

"Oh! " cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work? "No," said the policeman.

"I'm a writer." I'm always telling stories about things that never happened． ”

Translation: (My own simple translation)

Do you know what I do?

One night, a hotel caught fire and I stayed in this hotel. The men ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside, looking at the fire.

"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms. , found a large sum of money. People don't think about money when they are afraid. If someone leaves a note in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took every banknote I could find. No one is poorer because I take them away. ”

“You don’t know what I do. " said another.

"What do you do? ”

“I am a police officer. ”

“Oh! "The first person shouted. He had an idea and said, "Then do you know what I do? ""have no idea. "The policeman said.

"I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that never happened.

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A Mysterious Letter

"I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs," said the lady to her husband. "But something's been bothering me for days. "

"So? " said the husband. "Tell me all about it. "

"You got a letter last Friday," the lady said. "It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting． I saw you oped it: you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say? "

"Oh, that," said the husband. "I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time. "

"For heaven's sake, "screamed the woman." Tell me who it was from and what it said. "

"Okay," said the husband. "It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.00． ”

Chinese: (simple translation)

A mysterious letter

“I don’t want to get too curious about you,” the wife said to her husband Said. “But something has been bothering me for days. "

"Really? "The husband said. "Tell me. "

"You received a letter last Friday," said the wife. "The letter was perfumed. It's a girl's handwriting. I saw you open the letter: you suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, your face turned pale, your hands trembled... Oh my god, who wrote the letter? What did the letter say? ”

“Oh, that’s it. "I decided then and there that it would be best for both of us not to talk about it," the husband said. ”

“Oh my God! screamed the woman, "tell me who wrote it and what it said." ”

“Okay. "The husband said. "It's from your clothing store, saying you owe them seven hundred and forty dollars.

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Who Was the First Man?

A teacher said to her class:

“Who was the first man? "

"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.

"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? " asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

"Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen. "

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man? "

"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow ,so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him． ”

Chinese Translation: Simple Translation

Who was the first man?

A teacher asked the students in the class:

"Who was the first man? "

"George Washington," a little boy shouted immediately.

"How do you know that George Washington was the first man? "The teacher asked, smiling tolerantly.

The little boy said: "Because he is number one in war, number one in peace, and number one in the hearts of the Chinese people. "

At this time an older boy raised his hand.

"So," the teacher said to him, "who do you think is the first man? "

"I don't know his name," said the older boy, "but I know it's not George Washington, teacher. Because the history books say that George Washington married a widow, there must have been a man before him. ”

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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Two birds

Teacher: There are two birds here, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which one is the swallow and which one is the sparrow?

Student: I mean. No, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell me.

Student: Next to a swallow is a sparrow, and next to a sparrow is a swallow.

The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

Fishing net

"Can you tell me what the fishing net is made of, Ann?" the teacher asked.

"Tie many small holes together with ropes to make a fishing net." The little girl replied.

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

New Teacher

On September 1st, George came home from school.

"George, do you like your new teacher?" Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said 3 plus 3 gets 6, but then she said 2 plus 4 also gets 6."

A physics Examination

< p> Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls ?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

A physics exam

During a physics exam, when the students were still thinking hard, Nick answered the first question quickly.

The question is: Why do we always see lightning first and then hear thunder when it thunders?

Nick’s answer is: Because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

A shrewd housewife

A shrewd housewife heard someone say that there is a kind of stove that can be used It can save half the coal than the stove she uses now.

She was very excited after hearing this and said: "That's great! One stove can save half the coal, so if I buy two stoves, can't I save all the coal?"

Which woman?

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the

most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

Which woman?

One night I drove my husband's car shopping.

When I came back, I found that the car was covered in dust, so I scrubbed it for a while. When I finally walked in the house I yelled, "The woman who loves you most in the world just scrubbed your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom Coming? ”