Humorous sentences of watching movies

1. I went to the movies last night. The cinema was full of lovers, and I, single dog, sat alone in the first row. Just before the lights-out screening began, the staff said on the radio: "Which audience is the owner of Shaanxi A88888 Bentley, please get off at the garage." So I got up decisively and walked out of the screening hall under everyone's gaze, and went to the toilet to smoke a cigarette! "

Humorous joke: I went to the cinema last night, and the cinema was full of couples.

Yesterday, the inspector of our factory asked for leave, and the boss asked me to check the stock products made in previous years for him. In the afternoon, the boss came over and asked me, "What's the matter? Are these products excellent? " I replied, "Well, that's good. The size is very accurate and there are no obvious traces on the surface. Particularly excellent. " The boss was stunned: "I mean, are these products rusty?"

Humorous joke: I went to the cinema last night, and the cinema was full of couples.

A man is ordered by his parents to date a woman. After that, the woman's mobile phone will receive a text message every morning: "I am at work." At night, I will receive a text message: "I am off work." One day, the woman replied angrily, "When am I a punch card machine?" ! "

Humorous joke: I went to the cinema last night, and the cinema was full of couples.

I went to eat soup powder for breakfast today. There are quite a few people. Sitting opposite a beautiful girl when there is no table. My sister looked at me. I don't know if my handsomeness attracted her, so I immediately gave her a coquettish smile. She gave me a look and asked the boss to pay the bill. The boss asked her why she didn't eat so much. She gave me a look and said to the boss, I want to eat, but I can't eat!

Humorous joke: I went to the cinema last night, and the cinema was full of couples.

My best friend's boyfriend is a very plain person. On may day, two people went to travel and their girlfriends got carsick. They threw up as soon as they got off the bus, and her boyfriend stood aside. Seeing that the boy next to me patted the carsick girl on the back, my girlfriend shouted angrily to her boyfriend, "Give me a shot." Her boyfriend paused, and then took out the camera from his bag.