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Timur died of illness on the way to Daming. Is it his luck or Judy's luck?
This year, a decisive battle was also fought in West Asia. Timur, who claimed to be a descendant of Genghis Khan, led an army of 6.5438+0.5 million to fight against the Ottoman Empire in Turkey. ? Battle of Ankara? Break out. Timur once again took the advantage of Mongolian cavalry to the extreme. He won a great victory in World War I and captured the so-called "Mongolian cavalry". Thor's hammer? Ottoman Sultan: Bayeset I Timur Empire became the new overlord across Central Asia and West Asia.
Immediately, Timur turned his eyes to the East, vowed to restore the glory of Genghis Khan's era, and began to attack the Ming Empire.
Two years later, in a.d. 1404, Timur was in Samarkand, the capital, pointing at the nose of the emissary of the Ming empire and drinking furiously. Your pig Khan (Judy) betrayed his father and hurt his nephew. He's a big jerk! I want to punish him! ? At the end of the year, Timur led an army of 200,000 and embarked on an expedition to Daming!
At the moment, Judy is also crying out to his subordinates to solve and deal with the immigration problem in Shanxi, Hebei, Shandong and Henan as soon as possible. Because after the battle of Jingnan, these two places are already? Soldiers slaughter, and residents rarely stay? From here? Guohuai, Hongtong County, Shanxi Province? Legend, kicked off.
1405 1 At the end of the month, the vanguard of Timur's army arrived in today's Yili area! At this time, the decisive battle between East Asia and West Asia seems to be about to begin. At this moment, the Ming Dynasty was unprepared. But at this moment, two unexpected things happened.
The first thing: Timur's old rival, Khan of the Golden Tent khanate (ruling Russia), got rid of the loss and sent an envoy, not only making Timur the boss of Mongolia, but also expressing his loyalty. This makes Timur very happy, because Tuotuo lost. Is it genuine? Gold family? Whether Timur is a descendant of Genghis Khan is still inconclusive.
The second thing: Timur's grandson, the commander-in-chief of the right army, Harry Sultan unexpectedly marched and fell in love with a black maid. This made Timur angry but helpless, and forced him to push it 400 miles away from Daming territory in late February? Don't miss Bali? .
But unfortunately, it's all over, because Timur died of illness in February 18! Although he shouted before he died: don't show weakness to the enemy, hold the sword in your hand. ? Unfortunately, as soon as he died, Daming's expedition immediately went up in smoke.
Besides, Judy didn't get the news of Timur's expedition until one month after Timur's death, and urged Song Sheng, Gansu company commander, to pay close attention to it. It's a pity that Timur died. The duel between two military geniuses and two overlords is like this. Incredibly, at the last minute, they passed by. So is this Timur's luck or Judy's luck?
No matter where you look, you can obviously get such a conclusion. In the early days of the Ming army, there was a high probability that it would be defeated by Timur's army because there was no defense. Unless Song Sheng can turn the tide at the moment. However, Song Sheng is old at this time, so the probability of defeating Timur is relatively low.
With the fighting capacity of the Ming army at that time, the probability of holding important cities and waiting for assistance should be relatively high. However, whether we stick to it or not, one thing will come true in the future, and that is that Judy will sign it herself. Therefore, the real competition begins with Judy's personal adventure.
Once the war enters this moment, Timur will expose many problems. And Mongolian cavalry won't be like that, will it? Battle of Ankara? It played such a big role at that time. In Judy's hands, the red cannon blows horizontally and the muskets fire, which has long been the most effective tactic against cavalry.
Therefore, as long as the war situation enters the stalemate stage, the war situation will reverse in the direction favorable to the Ming army.
On the one hand, Judy is fighting at home, and the logistics supply is much stronger than Timur. And this is Timur's most vulnerable place. Because on the March, Timur's logistics situation is,? I have to catch some camels, and if my salary is not enough, I will eat their milk to satisfy my hunger. In the snow, the horse froze to death? This situation doomed Timur's best choice, that is, a quick victory. The second is to support the war by fighting, but it is also very fragile.
Second, Judy was only 42 when she played ball. Timur is 65 years old. Judy's military ability is second to none, no less than Timur's, and he is also a battle-hardened commander in chief.
Third, Judy's main force of Ming army has just passed? Battle of Jingnan? Baptism is the strongest time.
So, unless Judy makes a big mistake, will it happen? The change of civil fort? The horror at that time. However, this probability can be ignored.
Therefore, with the progress of the war, Timur will be driven out of Daming by Judy. Because he has a more fatal weakness. Many of his 200,000 troops were forced. In this case, it doesn't matter if Timur keeps winning. If once defeated, it will immediately form a situation of a landslide. This is also predictable.
Therefore, Judy and Timur's king subverted confrontation, and there is a high probability that Timur will rely on the time difference in the early days, causing great trouble to Daming. However, with Judy's personal expedition, he will become more and more passive until he is defeated. Even if we don't rule out the avalanche situation that Judy followed us all the way, his Timur empire will collapse.
Conclusion: Obviously, Timur's death on the way should belong to his luck and save his invincible brilliant record in his life. Besides, if you want to rely on 200,000 troops, you will destroy Daming during Judy's administration. Anyway, it's really a joke!
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