Funny and caring blessings

1. Mouse: I am in love with a bat now. From now on, the children will live in the air and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Did you see, she is already pregnant with my child!

2. Collect the exquisiteness and taste every detail of life; retain the persistence and never shrink from the struggle; feel the care and happiness lingering around you; pour out the sincerity, and the love will eventually come true. There are not many words, but I hope you will always remember them.

3. The legend of lavender: one represents friendship, two represents love, three represents blessing, and four represents happiness. I want to give you mountains and valleys of lavender for you to own. The most beautiful blessings and endless happiness!

4. My heart is very sad, my tears flow like a river, my character is not bad, why do you love others but not me, my dear RMB!

5. The weather is changing today, so be careful about catching a cold; pay attention to your health and eat delicious food; put on more clothes on a cold day and eat less popsicles; eat well and sleep well, and your health will be better!

6. The Spring Festival is here and I would like to send you my greetings in Japanese: You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the bowls, you have to wash both the pots and the bowls! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!

7. I entrust the most reliable mosquito to find you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you. I hope you don’t use mosquito coils and mosquito coils. Mosquito killer, because it will send you a lot of red envelopes for me.

8. You want to have a naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You want to ask me how deeply I love you. This text message represents my heart. Let this serve as proof: This message will be forwarded within one month. It's only one million, and you and I will break up immediately.

9. I don’t allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don’t want to have a gf with panda eyes the next day.

10. Turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in my heart, pray for you silently, and wish you health and happiness!

11. I will remember the good scenery, I will miss the good seasons, I will treasure the good messages, I will cherish the good friends, I will keep the good smiles, and I will keep the good blessings. I’ll give it to you and have a happy weekend!

12. The snowflakes are falling, and what is falling is my faint sadness. The cold wind is blowing, and what is blowing away is my gentleness. The shooting stars are streaking across the sky, and what is piercing my frown is the twinkling starlight. , what shines is my lingering greeting.

13. Without ideals, that is, without some kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

14. The weather is getting cold, please pay attention: In order to let everyone have a warm winter, please stop telling cold jokes and cold humor, and please stop sending cold text messages. Respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

15. Happiness is: I want to have a bicycle, and if you drive a BMW by, you will be happier than me. I want to go to the latrine, which is just a pit. If you squat there, you are happier than me. I want to receive your text message. If you receive mine, you will be happier than me.

16. The temperature has dropped, the weather has become cold, and I miss you more deeply; the wind has risen, the rain has fallen, and I have been thinking about you for a long time; the snow has fallen, and blessings have arrived, and I care for you. Delivered: It’s winter and it’s freezing. May you add some clothes to keep warm and be happy from now on!

17. Be happy and eliminate misfortunes!

18. The hottest time is in the third volt, and the coldest time is in the 39th month. In the severe cold, I wish you three long days. The first long time is happiness for a long time, the second long time is peace for a long time, and the third long time is happiness for a long time. Have happiness forever and enjoy it. Good luck forever!

19. Writing emails is too slow, sending faxes is too expensive, and visiting you is too far away. After much deliberation, only text messages have the characteristics of being short, flat, and fast, and can provide you with a quiet and fast way. Sending long, far and deep blessings!

20. May your appearance be like a beautiful sheep, your body be like a boiling sheep, be as comfortable as a lazy sheep, your youth be like a slow sheep, your career develop quickly, your mood be like a warm sheep, and your wisdom be as great as a sheep. Pleasant Goat, I am the Big Big Wolf who always misses you!

21. Making money is very hard, and you have to count the money you spend, one, two, three, four, five, for fear of running out of money.

I wish you will no longer have to work hard to make money, and you will no longer have to count your money. Money will surround you on all sides and block you!

22. Have a great New Year, have a great New Year, you can’t stand it! My wife won’t let me! Secretly thinking about you! A kiss in the dead of night makes my heart itch, my dear you! Wuliangye Yo

23. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all worries, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of a lifetime, let happiness always smile at you ! Eat dumplings on New Year’s Eve!

24. Prices are rising, consumption is high, wallets are chasing consumption, moonlight tribe, sunlight tribe, tribe are leading the new era, it is difficult to make money, management is strict, people are too embarrassed to speak up, want to make friends, want to For consumption, you have to hold a meeting in advance! I wish all salaried friends: have money every day and a full wallet every day!

25. Warning to you: You are like a mosquito farting - who will scare you; your wings - cannot flap the wind and waves; be careful if you run into a spider web - you will never come back. This message is dedicated to friends who are bitten by words.

26. People who make money work hard, like cows eating grass, milking to make money. People who spend money, spend money, like rabbits eating grass, tossing food and grass. I wish you everything goes well, make money and spend money. Two happy!

27. Can you fully feel such a beautiful, happy and joyful family warmth? This is all something I feel deeply. The warm memories of family are always in my mind, and I sometimes think of the warmth of family every moment, which will always make this family a happy family!

28. Get along for a long time and never forget it. May the blazing flame of love naturally ignite in our hearts.

29. When the cool breeze is accompanied by the autumn rain; when the yellow leaves are accompanied by the morning frost; when the cold moon is shining with the same glow; when the wild geese pack their bags for their flight south; when the frost season comes, I sent you a warm message, please pay attention to your health when the weather gets cold.

30. I hope you will be as happy as a kettle on the stove every day. Although your butt is burning hot, you are still blowing a happy whistle and bubbles of happiness! Happy New Year to you!

31. The Spring Festival is coming: buying you a Mercedes-Benz is too expensive, asking you to travel abroad is a waste, asking you to have a meal at sea will hurt your stomach, giving you a rose will misunderstand you, giving you a passionate kiss is wrong! I had no choice but to send text messages wishing you happiness and benefits.

32. Have fewer reasons and be more generous; be sweeter in your mouth and less tempered; act faster and be more efficient; smile more and be more active in your mind; I wish you more happiness every day!

33. The biggest enemy of love is not a third party, but time; the biggest enemy of friendship is not money, but distance. Time can dilute memories, distance can destroy friendship, keep in touch if nothing happens, text messages convey care!

34. If you dare to be unhappy in the New Year, I will beat your face into a colorful screen, your head into a vibrating one, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and your depression into a clamshell. If you still dare, buy it second-hand.

35. Don’t move! Raise your hands, those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your head in your hands, and listen carefully to me: Happy New Year!

36. A green leaf is flying in front of you, carrying the fragrance of the mountains and fields, the sustenance of the sky, the dream of midsummer, the joy of returning home, and gently bringing you a sense of peace!

37. The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hug you, and the money floats towards you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it

38. I dreamed of an angel asking me to bring you something. I bring you good luck and put it in your pocket; I bring you health and store it in your body; I bring you happiness and it’s in this text message. Please check it and save it forever!

39. There are always some things that cannot be forgotten, and there are always some people lingering around. Meeting is so wonderful, life is so beautiful, work is important, but the mood must be adjusted as well. Send a text message and treat it as happiness. of harassment.

Happy New Year!

40. The reporter asked the soldier what motivated you to be so brave? The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They took over our houses and women! First-class hero: The company commander was issued a body armor, but later I found out it was a cotton-padded jacket.

41. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

42. There is a slight breeze in the quiet morning. The slight breeze has a slight coolness, and in the coolness there is my gentle greeting! I hope my greetings can relieve your sweltering heat and bring you a good mood for the day!

43. In terms of class, you are the boss; in terms of career, you are a white-collar worker; in terms of ability, you are the backbone; in terms of talent, you are the elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you as: old, white, boned and refined! Hahaha Happy Chinese New Year!

44. The gentle breeze blows, March is full of spring, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is warm, the plum blossoms are fragrant outside the mountains, and the willow trees are soft. It is the season of outing and fragrance again. In fact, what I want to say is that the New Year is here, and the spring flowers are warm. Come on, when will you treat me to dinner?

45. The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float, the phone is picked up, the messages are read, and the blessings are spread. May good luck be with you every day, happiness follow you like the air, and success will always come as you wish. Happy and happy!

46. Those who have a heart have no intention, those who have a heart have no power, those who have the power have no money, those who have money have no feelings, those who have feelings have no fate, those who have fate have no parting, I have no money but I have heart and feelings, send you my blessings To you, may you be rich, affectionate, destined, powerful, and happy!

47. Xiao Ling thought: This is easy to handle, just open another hole and let the water flow out. So, he used scissors to make another hole in the sole of the boot. If the water in the rain boots accumulates more and more.

48. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.

49. I give you three pieces of chocolate in the New Year: the first piece of Dove - I wish you all the happiness in the world; the second piece of Golden Emperor - I wish you live an emperor's life in your golden years; the third piece Cadbury-Wish you good luck in the auspicious year of Pepsi!

50. It’s the Chinese New Year, and I’d like to give you a couplet! First line: Eat when you should, drink when you should, don’t take it to heart when something happens. Second line: Taking a bath, looking at the watch, feeling comfortable every second. Hengpi: Just be happy!

51. The frog received guidance from an angel, and a beautiful girl will be very interested in it. There will be an encounter with the frog somewhere and at some point. The frog asked excitedly: Where is it? in her anatomy class next semester. said the angel.

52. Girlfriend: Ah Ju, look at the young couple who moved across the street. The young man kisses his wife goodbye every day when he goes out. Why don’t you follow suit? Ah Ju: I want to learn, but I’m not very familiar with his wife.

53. Living is so tiring: I have to line up to get on the bus, I have to suffer for loving you, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, and I have to pay taxes to earn money! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu is charged! Happy New Year to you.

54. If you hope to be happy and happy, please use your smile as your best friend, your joy as your companion, and your happiness as your brother. Let hope be your wings and fly into the sky of my beautiful blessings. I wish you to fly higher and higher. , the more you fly, the better!

55. During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong money wind, a heavy rain of banknotes, a violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful!

56. The wind is getting colder, the rain is getting cooler, and the breath of autumn is getting longer. Go to bed early, get up early, be calm and energetic; eat more fruits and vegetables, less supplements, and keep your diet light; keep warm, Wear clothing carefully to prevent influenza.

57. A homeless man was walking at night and was stopped by a robber. The robber shook his dagger and shouted: Money or life. The homeless man was so frightened that he thought to himself that he couldn't even support himself with one life, so why would he need another life? Why not be honest and ask for money? So the homeless man said to the robber: Give it back. return. Still need money.