Fish and jokes told by Dicky Cheung in Hua Wuque.

I am a noble and treacherous girl in Wulin, who scares millions of girls to death, teaches bad young friends, cheats children for pocket money, molests good women, eats without giving money, is extremely extravagant, picks his teeth when drinking water, and is the king of all poisons.

Toads don't have to eat swan meat, but they have the right to be kind to swans!

What would you do if there was only one incense left in your life?

I will marry a fairy.

What would you do if there was only one fragrance left in the little fairy's life?

I will also marry a fairy.

Then we can only be a sweet couple.

That's enough for me.

Fish: "I am so smart, how can I have a brother like wood?"

Presbyopia: "I am so talented in martial arts, how can I have such a clumsy brother?"

Presbyopia: "A flawless heart has already died with the woman I love!" " "

Yan Nantian: Yang, he is worthy of the sky and the earth, even if the hero dies, he is a ghost.

Roots are not afraid of the wind, and trees are not afraid of the moon.

Tiexinlan shook his head to catch the flower-picking bees falling into the red dye vat and said, don't buy such inferior clothes next time. Look, what happened to the fading?

Fish: You dead head. I cried for so long before I came out to see me. I only had time to carry my wife in. There is a heterosexual and inhuman person. Do you know how your brother spent these two days? I cried so much that my kidneys failed. I'm afraid I can't find your body. I'm afraid I can find your body. Do you know that?/You know what? Did I hurt you? Every time he said a word, he hit a Hua Wuque.

Hua Wuque: Do you overestimate yourself or underestimate me?

Fish: It's not that easy to tie me up with a rope. I will shrink my bones.

Are you trying to stop me with a cup?

Can't cups be used as pots?

Can't a pot work?

Can't the washbasin be used? Can the vase be used?

Can't the vase be used? Does the lampshade work?

Don't ~ ~ ~

Fairy: Haha

The cup can't even stop the basin.

The basin can't even stop the pot.

The pot can't even stop the bowl.

The bowl can't stop the quilt, you can.

Fish: What's your name? Flower blackbird: Flower blackbird.

Fish: real name Hua Wujue: Hua Wujue Fish: real name.

Flowers without finches: flowers without finches Xiaoyu: real name.

Flowers without finches: Flowers without finches Fish: Hello, presbyopia.

Hua Wuque: What's your name? Fish: The fish is very small.

Hua Wuque: Little Fish: Child Fish.

Flowers without finches: real name fish: two small rains.

Hua Wuque: Real fish: Real fish.

Murong Shu: Fish, you must treat fairies well in the future. If you bully her, I'll kill you!

Fish: If I let the fairy shed half a tear, I will shed half a bucket of blood for her ~ ~ ~

Fairy: Remember, Xianggong? Last time you pretended to be hypnotized by me, I asked you, what would you do if there was only one incense left in your life?

Fish: I will marry a fairy.

Fairy: What if there is only one fragrance left in the fairy's life?

Fish: I will marry a fairy.

Fairy: Then we can only be a sweet couple.

Fish: That's enough for me.

Fairy: That's the sentence. At that time, I thought what you said was nonsense. What man in this world will be willing to be the groom for one night and take on the responsibility for a lifetime? So I am very touched. Before, I was afraid to leave this world and not be with you. But today, I understand that the only thing that separates me is the body fairy, which will live in your heart forever and will never disappear. My mother gave me this secret bag when I was a child. If I die, you will cremate me and put my ashes here, and you will take it with you wherever you go.

Put it here so that you can hear Xianggong's heartbeat at any time.

Fish: If you are tired or not, just sleep for a while, and then when you wake up, you can watch the stars and fireflies.

Fairy: I don't want it. If I fall asleep, there will be no stars and fireflies. I don't want it.

Fish: If God gives me a wish, I really hope that the sun will never rise tomorrow, and we will always look at the stars here.

Fairy: Fairy only hopes that when the sun rises every day, Xianggong will remember that I can hold me, and then I will be the happiest person in the world.

Trumpet, remember?

Does the red crab run fast or does the blue crab run fast?

Red crab Red crab is ripe.

Iron bars or sticks are a headache.

None of them hurt. Very headache.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken?

White chicken

No, black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Then why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

A rooster and a hen guess three words.

I love you

No, it's two chickens

How do hunchbacked people sleep?

Take off your backpack and sleep. If you are wrong, sleep with your eyes closed.

-Fish and Hua Wuque.