Hot jokes in the circle of friends

1. He is a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings! Sometimes I feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I refused to admit it, they beat me and called me hypocritical.

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Five-year-old Qiangqiang knows that his grandmother is a chicken and he is a dog. One day, grandma brought Qiangqiang back from a trip. After all, she was getting older. Grandma said, "I'm so tired. My muscles hurt." Qiangqiang then said, "Me too, my muscles hurt!"

3 .One day, you met a lion, pretending to be calm, and stared at the lion with scary eyes. Suddenly the lion clasped his hands

and knelt down. You said proudly: "You know how powerful you are!" After a while, the lion said quietly: "After praying, you can eat.

4. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what will you do if someone hits your son? Mom: "I will beat his son to take revenge!" "Zai Zai: "..."

5. When I first entered high school, I came to the classroom. It was the first time for new classmates to meet me. I wanted to be friendly. I saw a girl with short hair who was very handsome and looked a bit like a boy. , I walked over to her and said hello. Unexpectedly, she slapped her and said, "I'm a woman. I don't know the difference between men and women!" I slapped her back with a bad temper.

6. My brother-in-law usually takes me to school, but today my sister has to take her driver’s license test. I was about to get in the car, and my brother-in-law said leisurely, do you dare to sit in your sister’s car? Then I suddenly remembered her. At the driving school

The road that was more than ten meters wide collapsed the wall of the house. Just as I was about to leave, my sister grabbed my ears. Your sister didn’t even listen to me! Get in the car. Mom came out at this time. Now, I slowly told my sister: Leave a wife for our family!

7. I always felt that something was wrong with my son in the past two days, so I asked what was wrong. At first, I didn’t say anything. When he asked anxiously, he started to cry and said that his father said that he was picked up from the trash can! I smiled and comforted him and said that it was all a lie! Who knew that my mother was deceived by my grandma when she was a child? She cried: Dad didn’t lie to me. Yes, that trash can is still there! Dad took me to see it...

8. I was riding a bus in the morning and I was standing without a seat, holding on to the handrail. Then I suddenly stopped and couldn't stand still. My butt was sitting on the handsome guy next to me. I stood up awkwardly. I blushed and before I could say sorry, I caught a glimpse of the girl in front of me looking at me. I raised my head and saw the girl looking at me with a look that could kill someone. Then Come and sit on the handsome guy's lap, the whole car is bursting with laughter, and everyone is embarrassed... Fortunately, there is an empty seat.

9. I have a cold, so I asked my son to buy some cold medicine for me for 10 yuan. I loved his father and went immediately... I thought that my son had grown up and was sensible! He came back half an hour later and I was very happy to see my son. Holding a bag of spicy strips in her hand, she said to me: Dad, what did you just ask me to buy? 10. The neighbor’s aunt gave birth to a little sister, and her mother asked Mingming if she wanted a little sister. Mingming said, “What does my sister have? Fun. Mom, please give me a puppy. I want it to be white. 11. Everyone made a wish in the new semester. Person A: "I am willing to get 100 points in every subject!" B: "I am willing to get full marks in every exam!" C: "I would like to sit next to them every time I take an exam." "

12. A visiting lady was very surprised why the host's little nephew was so obedient. "You are so good." She said, "Why are you so obedient?" The little nephew replied: "Because mom promised to buy me a toy panda, if I don't laugh at your garlic nose and windy ears." ”