All the jokes about ants and elephants!

An ant saw an elephant coming towards it.

He buried himself in the sand, leaving only one leg outside.

The swallow saw it and asked, "Hey, ant, what are you doing?"

"Hush, be quiet. I want to die, damn it, "replied the ant."

The next day, the swallow saw a group of ants waiting in line again.

He asked, "What are you going to do?"

The leading ant replied, "Yesterday, the elephant tripped and was seriously injured. Let's donate blood to him. "

After a while,

The swallow saw the ants patting the team back again.

Then he asked, "How did you finish drawing blood so quickly?" ?

The leading ant replied, "Only one ant has the same blood type as the elephant, so we are all back, so let's smoke his." .

On the third day, the sparrow saw an elephant hiding behind a meadow and sticking out a leg.

Just ask "elephant, what are you doing"?

Shh, don't let the ants hear you. He tripped my brother the day before yesterday, and I tripped him once today.

On the fourth day, the sparrow saw a group of ants waiting in line again.

Just ask, "What are you going to do?

The leading ant said, "Yesterday, the elephant hid in the grass and tried to trip me, so I broke its leg." Now I want to take him to the hospital. " .