Common spy jokes

Several reasons for our army's victory in Huaihai Campaign

Guo Ruhuai, General Pei Jian, served as the Minister of Military Operations and the Director of the Third Hall of the General Staff of the Kuomintang during the Liaoshen Campaign and the Huaihai Campaign. What does the director of operations do? Most countries' armies have a general staff. The head of the General Staff Department is the Chief of Staff, which is the military commander after the Supreme Commander. The chief of staff is responsible for making operational plans for each campaign, and his operational ministers record these plans and issue operational orders. Based on the principle of confidentiality, there is usually only one complete battle plan, which is placed in the wallet of the combat minister. During the Liao-Shen Campaign and the Huai-Hai Campaign, Gu served as the Chief of Staff of the Kuomintang Army and Guo Ruhuai as the Minister of Operations.

Among the Kuomintang generals, Du Fu, commander-in-chief of the former enemy of the "Xuzhou General Suppression", is a sober one. From the beginning, he suspected that Guo Ruhuai was a * * * person, but he dared not bring it up because Guo was a close friend of Gu. Later, the Liaoshen campaign was defeated. Gu and Guo Ruhuai participated in several major wrong military decisions of the Kuomintang army. Later, Du couldn't help telling Chiang Kai-shek directly that he suspected that Guo Ruhuai was * * *. Jiang was surprised to ask what Du's basis was. Du said that I am a relatively clean official, and Guo Xiaogui (scolding Guo Ruhuai) is even more clean and incomprehensible: he is not good at women, nor is he greedy for money, and even his own sofa has been patched!

Because Jiang Taixin was appointed as Guo, he cursed Du after Du left, saying, * * * I, an official of the national government, want to ask for money everywhere? What a joke!

Unfortunately, it turns out that Du Yu Ming was right. According to memoirs and articles in Taiwan Province Province about the Second Civil War between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party, he conveniently handed over the whole battle plan to the liaison officer (conveniently, of course, in his purse) during his tenure as the Minister of Operations of the Kuomintang Army General Staff. Because it is not convenient to establish a secret radio station in Nanjing, the liaison officer took the information to Shanghai, which was sent to the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China by the secret radio station of the Communist Party of China in Shanghai. There used to be a movie called Never Gone Radio Wave, that is, the radio operator who sent messages. I wonder if you still remember? At the end of the film, before the operator was arrested, the military spy was already knocking at the door. The operator didn't think of running away, but desperately destroyed the message. Why? Is to protect those who go deep into the enemy's core and get this information. At that time, Shanghai certainly had more than one secret radio station. After the sacrifice of the operator, the information was sent to Xibaipo!

Du Zeng cursed in front of Guo Ruhuai: "You Guo Xiaogui must be an ordinary spy, and the order given is to drive us into the encirclement of the Communist army!" In order to escape the guilt, Guo accused the Minister of Operations of the Ministry of National Defense of being an "ordinary spy". And then it's over. Guo and Liu met at the meeting of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference more than five years ago, and they realized that it was actually a "common spy" but belonged to different systems. Guo is the direct headquarters of communist party's army, while Liu belongs to Hua Ye's enemy Ministry of Industry. With these two men "undercover" in their operational command center, how can the national army be unbeaten? It is said that the generals of the national army who were later captured in the Huaihai Campaign still hold a grudge against them. After the Kuomintang war criminals were pardoned in the 1970s, this group of people also joined the CPPCC to "work together" with Liu Guo, but they all glared at each other when they met. Later, these Kuomintang war criminals wrote "Biography of the Huaihai Campaign of Kuomintang Generals", and they still hated it, showing their dissatisfaction from time to time.

What's more, Du, a CPPCC member, visited Guo Ruhuai before his death. He grabbed Guo Ruhuai's hand and said, "I will ask you for the last time, are you * * *?" . Guo Ruhuai said intermittently, "We have different political views about Guangting (Du). . . "Guo Ruhuai died, and when Du died, he didn't know whether Guo Ruhuai's" different political views "meant different political parties or different political views.

A senior general of the Kuomintang, in this environment inside the enemy, can do what Mao Zedong asked at the Second Plenary Session of the Seventh Central Committee: "We * * * people should set an example, and don't invite or give gifts. . . Toast less, beware of bourgeois sugar-coated shells! " .

And today's China * * * members can do it? !