Urgent,,! I think it's good to give three classic jokes! Make people laugh ... better have color!

1: After a shipwreck, 1 female passengers and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island. A month later, this woman committed suicide because she thought what happened this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting. A month later, God brought this woman back to life, because he thought what happened in these months was really disgusting. 2. Two fishermen are fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. Fish tail is a super beauty, but the fisherman wants to let her go. Another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?" One day, a man lived in seclusion in the mountains and lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly came a little girl picking mushrooms: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5 ..." Finally, he gave up and left. The man was so happy that he slept here the next day. A bear picking mushrooms came: "1.