What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

We have all heard a lot of jokes since childhood. Some jokes are very boring, some are cold, and some are cleverly constructed, unexpected, and memorable. Basically, all jokes follow one principle: they have a plot, which means that we have a certain understanding of some things other than jokes, that is, some things that everyone knows tacitly, such as Xiao Ming is always relatively weak, or Pigs are slow to react and stupid, etc. I have heard a lot of jokes before, among which I think the funniest one is when Bodhisattva agrees. The Bodhisattva agreed. This joke is actually very cold, but in fact, if you think about it carefully, it is very humorous, and it is from a child's perspective. The main content is that Xiao Ming is a very naughty child. One day when he did something wrong, his mother punished him by kneeling in front of the Bodhisattva and saying that he could not get up without the consent of the Bodhisattva. After saying this, Xiao Ming's mother turned and left. , but Xiao Ming also ran out to play immediately. When his mother saw this, she was very angry and asked Xiao Ming if Bodhisattva allowed you to get up. Xiao Ming said yes with a smile, and then slowly and impatiently said, how can Bodhisattva speak? Then Xiao Ming He took his mother to the Bodhisattva, pointed at his hand and said, "Mom, look, he said OK." After hearing this, my mother couldn't laugh or cry, and her anger was gone. Although this joke is simple, it highlights the child's innocence and some clever solutions. It is a good joke. Confession balloon. "Confession Balloon" is a song by Jay Chou. It is very romantic and sweet. It caused a big sensation when it came out. This song uses a clever combination of Chinese to achieve the purpose of making a joke. The joke is this: White Balloon and Black Balloon are good friends. One day they quarreled, and White Balloon beat Black Balloon. So Black Balloon decided to appeal to the court, which is also the confession balloon. In fact, there are many similar jokes in life. They are very clever, and the people who created them should also be very creative. Pigs with long reflex arcs. Pigs are often used to describe stupid people, or people who are slow to respond. In fact, this joke captures this point. The joke is about a group of animals crossing the river on a boat. Because there are too many animals , so some animals need to be sacrificed, so someone suggested that each animal tell a joke. If all the other animals on the boat laugh, they can continue to stay on the boat. If there is only one animal that does not laugh, he should be pushed off. At the beginning It was the cow who told the story, and what he told was very funny. Almost all the animals laughed, except the pig, who had no choice but to push him down. Then it was the goat's turn to tell, and what he told was not very funny. Almost no animals laughed. , only the pig was laughing next to it. Everyone was puzzled and asked the pig why he was laughing. The pig laughed and said, haha, the jokes told by the cow are so funny. This joke is a relatively clever idea, so it is very clever and makes everyone laugh while also causing people to think deeply.