40 funny quotations in one sentence _ classic sentences

1, why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub?

2, even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

3. Ideals are like underwear. You have to have them, but you can't prove that everyone has them.

4. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and it turned out to be a haha. You took me as a fucking joke.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

7. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or it will ruin your health.

8, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is fine into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

9. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

10, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

1 1, insomnia, because sleep is too important, thinking that one night less sleep will kill you.

12, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

13, I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

14, when you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

15, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

16, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

17. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

18, you catch people and people eat you!

19, life is like a play, it all depends on acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

20. Time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

2 1, if fate has grabbed your throat, then scratch his armpit.

22. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

I don't need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

26, the water is shallow and there are many kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always awkward.

27. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

28. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

29. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, you are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

32. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

35. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

36. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

38. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

39. Take your complaints out in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

40. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

28 funny quotations in one sentence _ classic sentences

1, isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

3. Ugliness is not your fault; Ugly and show off in an ostentatious manner everywhere, sister, I was wrong!

4, our love, the doctor said: he has tried his best.

5, the atmosphere, to serve the dog with morality.

6. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

7. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

8, brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

9. Hard life needs no explanation!

10, as long as you work hard, shit is serious.

1 1, don't give Colby muscles, my family raises chickens!

12, don't always say I'm fat, I'm afraid you won't be able to resist if I lose weight.

13, don't dig Lao Tzu's grave, because I am also a grave robber.

14, how much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

15, I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

16, he is a pig who doesn't read, but a literate pig who reads.

17, grandstanding, you are not qualified; Play dumb, you have gone too far!

18, why should a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?

19, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

20, the foundation is poor, even if you pay more money, you will become a fairy, you will still be born!

2 1, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

22. It's all boiled water. Don't pretend to be Youlemei.

23. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

24. I hate that my grandfather is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

25. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

26. I was also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

27. If you don't deteriorate in debauchery, you will deteriorate in silence.

28. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

35 funny quotations in one sentence _ funny sentences

1, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

You don't have to pee to know what you look like.

4. Cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

5, the peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!

6. Calculate the salary increase and then calculate the pork, and you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

7. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

8. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

9. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

10, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.

1 1, you are the best example of abortion failure!

12, milk is not necessarily mom, money must be grandpa!

13, when I said I couldn't afford to get hurt, it was the day your house caught fire.

14, in the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

15, dare to admit mistakes and resolutely do not change.

16, the soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

17 actually, I am very curtilage, it's just a matter of whose house I live in.

18, loving you at the same time is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

19, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

20. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

2 1, an instant hit, this idiom actually describes ancient and modern female artists!

22. Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.

24. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that cannot be dug down?

25, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

26. Let others smell your fart!

27. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

28. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

29, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

30, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

3 1, the little loli who has been for many years has become Sister Xianglin.

32. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

34. If you don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat more in the pot.

35. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

38 funny quotations in one sentence _ funny sentences

1, it's really hard to be a woman these days. You should be more open-minded, others say you are coquettish, but you should be more traditional, others say you pretend.

In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning, and it is time to turn back.

4. At the beginning of life, nature is good, you pay, I eat.

5, girls are precious, young women are more expensive, if there are rich women, both can be thrown away.

6, the cow hit the high-voltage line, it is really thunderous.

7. The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the fence.

8, forcing death is only an instant, shameless is eternal.

9, this kind of dress, you have to go back to bed for five minutes to buffer your mood. Who can understand?

10, don't be so busy, your old bitch is almost pregnant.

1 1. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

12, isn't equality between men and women implemented? Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

13, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

14, I am not only lucky, but also have good athlete's foot.

15, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

16, throw it into the tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.

17, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

18, if there is next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

19, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

20, don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

2 1, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors, but you just like Sao.

22. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

23, base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

24, your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

25. BBK lighters will not be ordered anywhere.

26. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

27. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

28. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

29. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

30. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?

3 1, if I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

32. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

33, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

34. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

35, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

36. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

37. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

38. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.