Classic quotations of bloody, romantic and funny lines, full of toothache.

Three major disciplines and eight points for attention Article 7: No flirting with women.

Xiao Bai shouted, waiter, check out. The clock drinks water in the shade of the tree. Xiao Bai: You are used to it. Zhong said: People's Liberation Army has to pay for meals somewhere.

You're welcome. Just say what you want. I really want to bribe you!

I haven't seen the real female doctor image for several years, and there is a calm and confident attitude between gestures. At first glance, I know that this is a doctor with superb medical skills, and he can definitely do cecal surgery.

Min: What should we do next? Bai: I don't know Min: I think we should kiss next.

Him? He's a poet? Have you ever seen a poet who goes out with a kitchen knife all day?

Will you let us live like this? Come on, I'm throwing caution to the wind. I only climb high once ~

Revolution needs to train the next generation of successors.

Resolutely support the decision of the county revolutionary Committee to become famous.

He who wins without rejoicing, loses without rewarding, has thunder in his chest and looks like a lake, can worship the general.

This sentence by Kailua is really good. I am still young. I am eager to hit the road. With the initial passion, find the initial dream and feel the initial experience. Let's go!

What the proletariat has lost is only chains! !

I just read a book recently, which is of great significance to my Jiao Yu. The name of this book is the story of Comrade Lei Feng!

Bai: Rogue Min: How do you know my name Bai: You bastard Min: Hey! It's amazing, even I know my nickname. "

There are seven men and three women here, and there are more wolves than meat.

Are there any animals worse than people in this world?

Proletarian revolutionaries all over the world can become relatives because of the internationale.

As far as you are concerned, you are a disgrace to hooligans. Practice hard after you go out, and don't be humiliated by the hooligans.

Director Ma, don't be soft on Zhong Yueming. Pour pepper water first, then put it on a tiger stool with eight bricks on it. Don't be a honey trap. This grandson will certainly cooperate.

He who wins without rejoicing, loses without rewarding, has thunder in his chest and looks like a lake, can worship the general.

Then according to what you said, our mechanized troops can all be changed into infantry companies. When you become a teacher, our tanks and cannons will all go back to the steel plant, and then everyone will be given a large piece of knife film. We can't beat it! Kick the enemy tanks with our iron feet!

Give it to the dentist and break it.

Qinling: Last time you helped me in the county, how can I thank you? Zhong Yueming: As long as we don't promise, how can we all accept thanks?

It is never shameful to live by labor.

You're welcome. Just say what you want. I really want to bribe you!

Everyone breaks his word sometimes, but one person grits his teeth and survives.

Your father is also the director. Your household registration book and non-staple food book are counted together, so there are less than ten books, right?

Xiaobai: "I want to look at you all the time. See what your future wife will look like. If not as good as me. Don't blame me for being a third party. "

Any promise is pale in front of time.

It is hard for a person with no future to imagine that he will be faithful to love.

He's a poet? Is there a poet who goes out with a kitchen knife every day?

Xiao Bai: Name? Which unit? What's the matter? Min Yue: It's just a stomachache.

Zhong Yuemin: OK, I see. In the future, if someone pees in my mouth, I have to open my mouth. Then, I have to say, it tastes like fucking beer.

Fu Biao: I watched you grow up, boy. I don't know who you are. When you were six years old, for example, you threw thumbtacks into the pigsty. Did your son do it? Fu Biao: When you were seven years old, you used a Li Nainai furnace to boil water. Li Nainai said, "Ah! Children grow up, understand, and know how to boil water. The water is boiling, you pick up the kettle and water the flowers directly. Your son did this, didn't he (Fu Biao told Yuan Jun)

Gao Yue: You rascal! Zhong: I told you ~ `You don't believe me ~ ~

Classic line quotations

1, two female heroes, just a man's good mood to meet tolerance and generosity.

I was born in Chang 'an, but I really saw its face for the first time when I was almost fourteen years old. Like a pure stranger, I timidly made a patrol on the wild edge of Chang 'an, nervously facing the great enthusiasm presented to me by the market. For the first time, I was surprised by my vigorous imagination in the palace, because reality has surpassed imagination and made it boring and pale. My people hide under all kinds of moving masks and play friendly jokes on their princesses like girls next door.

I have never seen such a bright face, and a soft smile slowly blooms on his resolute cheek. I finally have a clear and visible image for the first time, because fourteen years of life have nurtured all my gentle yearning. I was dumbfounded, as if facing the deep world of the whole man.

My first "successful escape" ended in such a dismal and embarrassing way. But it was the most important trip in my life, which made me feel like a real woman with that kind of attractive and sweet mood called "broken contact". I love this city because of its existence. I looked at the traffic in Chang 'an outside the window and gave my soul to it completely.

In a sense, the world is the biggest enemy of the royal family. This is why the Shence Army always chooses the strongest and bravest soldiers in the world. Because we have the absolute power endowed by tradition in our hands, we control the fate and happiness of people all over the world.

He has Hongge's nose, which is tall and straight, like the backbone of a mountain. His eyes are particularly like saints, not only big, but also long, like a deep pool. His eyebrows are very beautiful, and they are the kind of knife-shaped eyebrows, which are very heroic. By the way, there is also a mouth, like Xiu Xiu, no, more like Dan, with a thick mouth and a slightly raised mouth. There is also a line on the chin, right here, very powerful. I know, it's a tooth. It is more like a tooth. It's very white and neat, and the color is very light. He smiles like the brightest sunshine in spring.

7. Just like the general practice of more than ten years, we left another batch of orphans and widows, another batch of broken families and parents whose backs were bent by grief for Datang. Leaving five sad cities wailing and trembling in the raging flames and tears.

8. Fate is really the most mature and ingenious designer of all human dramas.

9. I watched my home, which was solemnly surrounded by samurai and their shining weapons, gradually leave me, silently dreaming of what kind of happiness and happiness I would encounter. Only I know the source of the sweet thoughts that pervade my way home, and I know that Zhang Mingliang's face may be approaching slowly with that intoxicating gentle smile. I am out of the palace! From then on, I embarked on another beautiful journey with a romantic mood!

10, how can a mother expect her daughter to be sad? I'm afraid that one day sadness will suddenly come, and she will open her heart and hug as happiness. For a woman, there is no ideal ambition, but it is an advantage. This will only make your journey more dangerous and your future more unpredictable. I just want her to be a complete and ordinary woman in this life, a woman completely different from me!

1 1. The backyard is shabby and messy, and the corner eaves are covered with dust and cobwebs because they have not been cleaned for a long time. The sunlight is separated by the high eaves in the front yard and an ancient tree in the yard. So it's deeper, colder and more mysterious.

12, tranquility and no desire have never been a natural state of mind, but actually a stalemate, a struggle between desire and reason. It's like a satin mark in a tug of war. The more evenly matched the two sides, the more stable the position and the stronger the toughness.

13, is this my expected life outside the palace? The night view of Chang 'an, which I miss very much and decorated with loud songs and cheerful faces, seems even more out of reach now. The passion of running away from home, which once made me tremble physically and mentally, was ridiculed to pieces by the boredom and loneliness of the surrounding sea.

14, a pool of spring water, flowers in the pool, blue violets, lotus fish, red tail and silver body, fun. Boating in the pool, the boat borrows the water potential, and the water will move with the wind and break the waves. When the weather is fine, the fog clears, and you can see that one corner of the East Palace wall is covered with moss.

15, what will the world love tomorrow? Yes! Let the warmth spread all over the earth; How can the bright moon comfort the world? Yes! Let the coolness spread throughout the building. The vast world is full of life, and only the brilliance of the sun and the moon can cover them. What could be greater, nobler and more expressive of God's breath and voice than reading it as a coffin? The sun is the sun, which symbolizes the glory and glory of emperors since ancient times. The moon is cloudy, and its brightness and clarity show the world the elegance and virtue of the Queen. Last night, I dreamed that they were running in the air at the same time. I was amazed at the incredible beauty and understood a revelation. It tells me that in a few years, a beautiful woman will take on the world. She has the wisdom and decisiveness of a man and the kindness and wisdom of a woman. She will create a wonderful and magnificent miracle on earth that even nature can't match. She will take this symbol given by heaven as her name, as a sign of mutual recognition between herself and the protection of the gods, and she will carry this name among the great emperors of past dynasties and enjoy the admiration and sacrifice of the world for thousands of years.

16, I finally met him! All this used to be so hard, and this moment came so easily. We were all cold-blooded, but my heart melted gently in some intoxicating warmth. I'm thinking: what does this moment mean? Did you wake up from a dream, or did the dream just begin … can you understand?

17, life, this is my life! For the first time, I consciously issued such a willful will to fate. This time, my waywardness is due to the loss and recovery of my promised lover, which is as warm, full and unstoppable as the noon sunshine. I fell in love with a moth. Xue Shao equals happiness and my life. In the days after the reunion, I exhausted all my wisdom and imagination and repeatedly interpreted this charming formula in my mind. Until that day, I confirmed that this is the truth of the fate of Princess Datang. Since then, the glamorous life without a country has taken a solid direction, which is truly connected with my happiness emotionally.

18, living in this world, you must learn to regard disaster as an honor, because even your own life is given by others, and you have no right to fight for the freedom you want.

19, my two brothers, with disgusting reserve and indifference, are consciously and obsequiously waiting for fate to lick your palm like dogs!

20. Look at this flame. It burns desperately because it is too sensitive to the wind. What is the result? Doing so can only accelerate his own demise and become the most proud joke that Feng has ever told.

2 1, love means being together for a long time, which means that two people will be together forever, no matter whether they are alive or dead, just like two ivy trees intertwined on a cliff, * * grow luxuriantly together, * * endure the most vicious attack of wind and rain, * * enjoy the gentlest caress of the sun, * * rot together, turn into plumes of smoke and fall into a deep pool. It takes two great passions and two fiery hearts to worship expensive things. True love is invincible, and neither the gods in heaven nor the officials in hell can make them yield, because that is heaven itself, representing the noblest and most perfect realm of life.

When you don't know what to say, telling the truth is often the smartest choice.

23. Power is like a trap. No matter what you fall into, you can't escape, even if it's family. Affection is the most fragile thing in the world and needs careful care. Once you fall into the trap, once you are stabbed by the sting of power, the first thing that dies is family.

24. I absolutely can't let the Li Tang Dynasty, which is famous for its reason and calmness, be influenced by the whimsy of traitors. I will never let the Li family lose the Confucian tradition of propriety, righteousness and love and be confused by the ridiculous demon gods and buddhas.

25. You are mocking another woman's sincere love, which is more shameful than betrayal! When a person encounters misfortune, there are usually two ways. Life can make his fate slide back to the track of luck and let others share your joy. Death makes fate fall into a more unfortunate abyss and forces others to be buried with you. Xu, a man, if he remembers another woman by torture, he is not even the meanest woman in the world, let alone an honest man.

26. The original graceful posture is deprived of the dancer's inner anxiety and contradiction, adding a bit of daunting but aimless murderous look and prestige.

As a woman, the most painful thing is that the person you love doesn't love you.

28. She is what she is today because of sophistry and a natural cruelty that I'm afraid I don't even want to face.

29. Endless silence is like the steps paved by the moon. In the yard, a man sat cross-legged, with his hair in a bun and wearing a bright robe, declaring war on the cold darkness around him. He smiled and stared at the stars far above his head, pale as the first snow in winter, bright and heartbreaking.

30. Two lines of clear tears flowed down the clear cheeks in the moonlight and hung on the face like dew. ...

Classic quotations, TV dramas, myths and funny lines

Brothers, today you put your lives in my hands. Please stand up.

From today on, we have the same sky above us and the same land under our feet. We are brothers who share life and death.

Yi Xiaochuan: A narrow escape? Isn't that the name I used to use to pick up girls in bars? Precisely

That time, I also met my savage girlfriend-Gao Lan.

Yi Xiaochuan: Bars are places where lonely men and widowed women waste their lives. This is the pub here (pS: attached

The last paragraph is a brief comment on this scene: a short shot in less than three minutes, switching back and forth between the two eras.

, handled neatly. "Ten people drink, there are nine reasons to let me die, there is only one reason to let me die.

Born, Hugh's affectionate and single-minded image of the sun is a bit decadent and frivolous.

A mountain, very new and charming)

I just want to catch up with the highest step by step, step by step, step by step, step by step, I want to be Zhao Gao! I don't want to be bullied, I can't stand it. I don't want others to bully me, I want to be Zhao Gao! I want to be the tallest Zhao Gao! Zhao Gao is below one person and above ten thousand people.

Gao Lan: There is a GpS in the bag under your feet. Take it out.

Yi Dachuan: We don't know where they are now. What is the use of GpS?

Gao Lan: Oh, I installed a locator in Nana Ogawa's car. Hurry up!

Yi Dachuan: Why did you secretly install the locator?

Gao Lan: What do you say? How stupid, just to know his whereabouts, who let him run around outside all day.

What are you shooting, Chibi or Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Dude, you're really into this play. Did you graduate from Shanghai Opera, Chinese Opera or Beijing Film?

It's really a sin for me to inadvertently ridicule your pure chastity. You died for me, but I wasn't born for you. I never loved you, but you gave me all your love.

I didn't forget to watch "Lecture Room" after watching the Fairy Sword.

The first part: knowledge changes fate, and education determines life. Bottom line: a famous teacher casts a famous school, and donations are connected with good karma. Horizontal approval: the first private school in Pei County was built with Aijian.

I said Lu Su, do you really know how low the probability of being robbed twice and saved twice is? That's the same as the national football qualifying, no chance!

What protection? That's a bluff!

My name is Yi Xiaochuan, Yi from Yi Zhongtian Company and Guo Xiaochuan Company.

Nana Ogawa: Brother Yu!

Xiang Yu: What did you call me?

Nana Ogawa: Yes, that's what people there call Tom and Fargo Hugh. They are all big stars!

Xiang Yu: Hey, that sounds good. Hugh, brother Yu, it's quite catchy.

This is the same as buying funds and speculating in stocks in 2007. Bought and fried are all bubbles.

Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?

Yi Xiaochuan: I'm from Beijing.

Xiang Yu: So you are a semi-finalist?

Yi Xiaochuan: Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I get angry when I talk about the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year?

It was because of the Lakers that they kicked the Rockets out of the final Western Conference finals.

Xiang Yu: Brother Yi's words are really inscrutable.

Gao Lan: So, you've been spying on us, even after you disappeared?

Yi Xiaochuan: Yes, that's also my most painful place. I know everything will happen.

But I can never stop it. This is a historical necessity.

Yu Shu: Your Majesty, this is just a mirror that I usually use for dressing. My mother brought it to me.

Bao, Zhao's adult has never seen it, so it's too fussy.

Qin Shihuang: Yes, indeed, you can see people clearly.

Zhao Gao: How could I not see it? I have five mobile phones.

Are fairy sisters and aunts like this? No wonder Duan Yu and Yang Guo are so infatuated!

Thank sun, the golden lion king, gave a loud roar.

Before tonight, I fell for her absolute beauty, and after tonight, I will be good to her.

Kindness and wisdom, who said that beautiful women have no brains?

Yi Xiaochuan: I just did a set of radio exercises with you, called warm-up, and then my class.

The universe is going to explode, so wake up early.

Yi Xiaochuan: This is a video of me and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang. It's true, not filming!

If I put this video online, I will be more famous than Clinton (pS: with a brief comment:

Yi Xiaochuan met celebrities everywhere after traveling through time and space. After becoming brothers with Xiang Yu,

Feng Gong's Classic Quotations _ Feng Gong's Classic Lines _ That's funny

1 If I were a pussy, I would have fallen in love with me.

My sister-in-law married me. She was my sister-in-law at first.

3 Listen to crosstalk 20, hush 13 thousand, and then add money with a smile!

I am the best film and television in the cross talk field, the best director in the actor field, the most skilled screenwriter and editor in the director field, and the funniest cross talk in the screenwriter field. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

5 cross talk is good! Carry forward the truth, goodness and beauty, and make Huoxiang upright.

6. Fighting earns more than fighting, doesn't it?

What does Mr. 7 want? Stop asking and fry this!

The house where I live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets.

As soon as Gate 9 opened, two little nurses came down, a beautiful thief, 1 m 7, with big eyes, a small cherry mouth and a small waist strip one nanometer wide, just like a retired stewardess. Look!

10 Just when I was uncomfortable, I saw my girlfriend and was with her boyfriend.

1 1 I don't even believe in punctuation.

12 Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13 I finished my bachelor's degree, master's degree and doctor's degree, and you finished your doctor's degree.

14 a harmonious society should be calm.

15, at most, you are a naked replacement for male number nine. ...

16 I am a scientist, a scientist with a way.

17 Who doesn't know that he hasn't eaten pork?

18 hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them. Scientists know martial arts at home, and hooligans can't stop them.

19 Every year, I look for the buddy who looks like Jango to squeeze my face.

It turns out that my itinerary is 1 1 year.

You were eliminated by the women's football team!

If you want to be famous, publish a book first, and something will happen first!

Congratulations, 2 1 friend! Ah, can I wear it? You see, it's just different Much poorer than before.

You are not very white.

After taking part in the work, you can earn 300 thousand.

I looked at the drawings and built a 40-meter chimney, which was finished. People came to have a look and beat me up. The drawings are upside down. They asked me to dig a well.

Flight 24, from Xizhimen to Zhongguancun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats.

The relationship between husband and wife is not necessarily good, and it is not necessarily husband and wife who have a good relationship; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

You underestimate me, Feng Gong. I am an artist in Feng Gong, and real art is priceless. You need it as soon as you drop it, as soon as you drop it, depending on how much it costs, right?

After all, dancers are looking for steel pipes.

Who is this group? What do you mean? I have no virtue.

I just often take part in performances (sit down) when I am sick. It's all fake.

Colonel, I didn't go home (sit down) last time my father was critically ill. That's not my real father.

I sent 200 yuan to a child who dropped out of school two days ago (sit down). This child is my nephew.

Colonel, your window glass was broken two days ago. That's how I pretend (sit down). That glass is mine.

There are four plates on the table. Open the first one, oh! Very good! Old vinegar peanuts!

Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts!

Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar!

The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

30 low-key! It's the best b show! !

3 1 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

I stopped the woman walking on the road to rob her. I didn't know it was a laid-off woman until I asked. The more I talk about it, the more pathetic it becomes. Finally, I gave her five dollars.

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

When they went out to pick up things, they lost them.

It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk. I'm sweating here. You watch others not sweat, they are raising.

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

This plane is also diesel.

39 bad lyrics ... use nunchakus. Hum, hum, ha, ha ~ ~ That's it ~ You both died here ~ ~

Mr. Fan's daughter was insulted by hooligans. I stood up with a basket and said, you scared me to death. I thought I was robbing eggs.

4 1 there is no road in the world, and there are many people walking, so it is useless to have a road.

We are born after 80 .. 1880.

In fact, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

The young man looks like an actor, covering his face.

Look down on everything, and you will be happy. You lost your job, and someone lost their virginity. Your daughter-in-law doesn't want you and she doesn't want me.

46 has an English name, Erbaldy.

What's your name again? Don't say that. You call it a curse.

48 fell, get up and cry again ~ ~ ~

Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend of 1?

I became a buttonwood tree, and even the phoenix came to me. I don't believe it. I can't let you come back, a bird!

5 1 people are not smart and bald like others.

Teacher, just follow the old woman!

I am used to getting on the kang at home.

Nowadays, many noble daughters with blond hair and blue eyes on the other side of the ocean are crying to get the China green card and throw themselves into the arms of unmarried men in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

Say another one. What do you mean? Say something practical!

I hate myself, this little tree can't stay, a bird like you.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?