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It used to be called husband and wife, but now it's called cell phone.

1, everything is enough. If you are too kind, you will lack your mind. If you are too humble, you will become weak. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you, but will intensify. Being too kind is also stupid.

2, people are not as good as ghosts without money, soup is not as good as water without salt. When people are in Jianghu, you will gradually find that a kind heart is not as good as a good mouth, and a kind heart will never be as good as a good mouth. When there is something wrong with your body, you will realize that all your troubles are nonsense. When you are full and have nothing to do, a healthy life is more important than anything else.

3, the world is cold and human feelings are as thick as paper, and not everyone can rely on it. Some roads must be taken by yourself; It's a little bitter, and you have to eat it yourself. There is no such thing as "impossible" in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything.

4, don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that even without you, the sun still rises! The so-called pressure is actually the lack of one's own ability; The so-called difficulty, in fact, is that their own technology is not enough.

5, used to be called husband and wife, but now the mobile phone never leaves, one machine in hand, forever. The machine is not in hand and there is no soul. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

6. Those who are generous and willing to spend money for you are actually not that rich. No one's money comes from the wind, but he thinks your relationship is more important than money because it is important.

7. Without a neat appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart at all. That is the reality. People always have to find something to do to keep themselves busy. When they are busy, they know that life is not easy and that ordinary sadness is melodramatic.

8. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected. What you hate now is the future you can't go back to. Youth is a stumbling journey, time is cruel, life is short, cherish the present.

9. Time is really the best span in the world, which makes the pain pale, makes persistent people choose to leave, and then people come and go. After vicissitudes, you will understand that everything is life and nothing can be helped by people.

10, life is like fighting landlords. Some people, originally just a group, suddenly become enemies. Now people, you tell him the truth, he thinks you are lying; When you lie to him, he thinks you are telling a joke. You told him a joke and he actually took it seriously.