Funny story about traffic jam during holidays

Part 1 of a funny story about traffic jams during the holidays

1. Just leave, if there is no traffic jam, I will lose!

2. The wide road suddenly became impassable.

3. Sleep! sleep! ! sleep! ! ! I can’t play anymore, we have to face the National Day highway traffic jam tomorrow.

4. A hundred years of precipitation will lead to a blockage in one day.

5. Is it difficult? It takes half a day to walk 100 meters!

6. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and take a look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.

7. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. ?

8. There is a traffic jam at Bingjingmenmen every morning when I go out. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when going out is annoying...

9. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic, smile, and see the scenery in a different state of mind.

10. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed.

11. Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic jams. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood suddenly becomes less beautiful.

12. Seeing or not seeing, traffic jam version: You drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.

13.31. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up in a civilized manner, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

14. Nowadays, when someone is waiting for someone, the first thing they ask when they call is: "Where are you stuck?"

15. I originally brought two boxes of high-end Moon cakes are given out by car as gifts. We were stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I couldn't hold on any longer, so I finished my mooncakes and found an exit to go home.

16. There is a first time for everything, for example: I can’t get on the highway because of a traffic jam! The first time I walked down the road from the oil field and drove back to the No. 3 Plant! Being a road addict, I believe in navigation too much! Take the small slope and dangerous bridge! It was a thrilling ride! Finally when I was asked to take the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind-hearted boys who helped me reset the navigation! You have chosen the place you must pass! After a heavy traffic jam, get home safely!

17. It’s so frustrating and annoying. There is really a traffic jam on this road whenever there is a traffic policeman!

18. Are you "stuck" today?

19. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let's bring sleeping bags and snacks. to the music, fill up the tank with gas, and then head into traffic jams leisurely.

20. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog! Part 2 of funny stories about traffic jams during holidays

21. The traffic jam was so bad that I just got out of the car to have a meal.

22. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?

23. When you are stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people have gained long-lost family ties, some have negotiated big business, and some have gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

24. The journey of 24 hours, hard work I walked for an hour.

25. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

26. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a highway traffic jam for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

27. If you no longer complain about traffic jams, then the country will be peaceful and the people are safe; if you no longer complain about the crowds, that will be prosperity.

28. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

29. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

30. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love.

31. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

32. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

33. It seems that I have to spend my first National Day in the car. Every National Day there is traffic jam, which is very Anhui.

34. Everyone got off the car and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who wander their dogs on the highway.

35. There is always traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more urgent you want, the more twists and turns you will have.

36. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

37. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

38. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.

39. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will have. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset. Must-have humorous and funny stories about traffic jams on the way home from get off work

Part 1 of humorous and funny stories about traffic jams on the way home from work

1. Since everyone has realized that there will be traffic jams on the highway during the holidays, The traffic jam time has been advanced.

2. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three- to four-hour drive is expected to be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back~... Think about that time I also want to apply to a university outside the province, which is fine.

3. At the traffic light in front of you, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

4. Highway, please charge a toll!

5. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

6. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

7. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a highway traffic jam for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

8.11. Hey, I was so angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam all over the city, and then the unscrupulous freight forwarder maliciously charged high forklift fees. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly informed me that it would be discontinued. It was really enough

9. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.

10. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

11. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home?

12. Are you annoyed? Digging around endlessly!

13. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together.

14.10. I feel irritated by getting up early in the morning; I feel annoyed by being stuck in traffic.

15. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours. Part 2 of humorous stories about traffic jams on the way home from get off work

16. It was raining and there was a traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. Go, it's really warm.

17. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy big boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

18. Happy National Day everyone ! During the holiday, relax when you are traveling, be calm when you are stuck in traffic, and read a book at home to calm down.

19. When I returned home during the Chinese New Year, I felt that the biggest change was that there were more and more cars. The small market in our village was full of traffic jams, and the little sheep were the best.

20. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam or lost my way

21. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

22. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun, even if you are stuck in traffic?

23. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

24.26. In a traffic jam on a highway... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... don't know how...

A journey of 25.5 hours took 12 hours of walking. ?

26. I am not afraid of drizzle and cloudy days. As soon as I go out on the road, I will feel headache if I encounter a traffic jam.

27. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

28. During the Chinese New Year this year, stations will be crowded again, and highways will be jammed and accidents will occur. It's so sad to do this every year.

29. There is a kind of pain that makes you still stuck in traffic when others arrive. There is a kind of happiness that makes you fly in the sky and watch the traffic jam.

30. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely. A must-have humorous and funny talk about the traffic jam in the primary school zone

A must-have humorous and funny talk about the traffic jam in the primary school zone (Part 1)

1. During the evening rush hour, you can’t go anywhere. On the viaduct If there is a traffic jam, stop under the overpass. ?

2. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog!

3. Seeing or not seeing, traffic jam version: you drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.

4. Traffic jam, unhappy, bad mood. Who knows who is blocking it.

5. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

6. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

7. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.

8. Is it easy to be a student? Classes continue when a typhoon comes, classes continue when it rains heavily, and classes continue when there is a traffic jam and I get out of the car and walk to school! Is it easy for us!

9. Feel the beauty of the most traffic-congested city in the world! I was annoyed and annoyed by the waiting.

10. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another.

11. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.

12. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

13. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

14.31. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up in a civilized manner, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

15. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively. A humorous and funny story about traffic jams in primary school campuses (Part 2)

16. It’s the Chinese New Year, and it will be another holiday where there will be traffic jams when going out, traffic jams when returning home, and unbearable explosions.

17. You can go ahead if it’s Spring Festival travel, or I’ll lose if you don’t get stuck! ?

18. I hope there will be no traffic jams on the way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the amount of traffic jams on National Day in previous years, it seems like I am dreaming.

19. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

At the beginning of 20., after you get off the night shift, I can wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi, and when you are stuck in a traffic jam The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

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22.30. I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

23. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

24. There are always some naive humans who think that if they blow the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!

25. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still there.

26. Just drive away, the dog is blocked on the highway, the weather is cold and the road is cold. It’s all about celebrating the New Year, so I can’t walk at high speed.

27. Traffic jam, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car ride, carrying heavy big boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

28. When stuck in traffic , you can call family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people gained long-lost family affection, some negotiated big business, and some even gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

29. Staying at home is the best The biggest contribution to the long holiday is not difficult for the traffic police, not difficult for the cleaners, not difficult for the insurance companies, not difficult for the gasoline resources, and even more easy for the toll collectors who still issue and collect cards since there are no tolls on expressways.

30. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck on the road. Funny sentences about traffic jams on Mondays Share

Funny sentences about traffic jams on Mondays Part 1

1. The most cruel insult I have heard so far is: I scold you for being stuck in traffic jams when you go out in your life!

2. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, other people showed off their talents in traffic jams on the highway, and we entertained ourselves in the office by reading their Weibo posts.

3.10． I feel irritated by getting up early in the morning; I feel annoyed by being stuck in traffic.

4. Is it difficult? It takes half a day to walk 100 meters!

5. I was stuck in a traffic jam for more than an hour. It’s awesome. Taking a taxi in Beijing is so expensive. Why don’t you stop me in a traffic jam?

6.30. I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

7. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still there.

8. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

9. We who escaped from the National Day traffic jam in advance encountered the ugliest gourds and gourd dolls in history, what a sin...

10. How long will it take for this to arrive? My son~

11. I have achieved a state of mind: traffic jam, but my mood is not jammed!

12. There is a first time for everything, for example: I can’t get on the highway because of traffic jam! The first time I walked down the road from the oil field and drove back to the No. 3 Plant! Being a road addict, I believe in navigation too much! Take the small slope and dangerous bridge! It was a thrilling ride! Finally when I was asked to take the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind-hearted boys who helped me reset the navigation! You have chosen the place you must pass! After a heavy traffic jam, get home safely!

13. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

14. Life is as comfortable as a stove, and now we have enough food and clothing. Driving is a common thing, and you can go in and out without being exposed to the sun. Every day after get off work, the torrent is stagnant, and when I get home, I feel as tired as a serf. Driving a car is faster than a motorcycle. These tools are as good as nothing.

15. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

16. You are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, so stuck. ?

17.22． There was a traffic jam on the highway, so I shouted out who wanted to play Honor of Kings, and ended up laughing.

18. Is it weird? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

19. Being stuck in a traffic jam is not terrible. What is terrible is that it is uncomfortable to hold in your urine.

At the beginning of 20., after you get off the night shift, I can wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi, and when you are stuck in a traffic jam The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers. Part 2 of funny sentences about traffic jams on Monday

21. It is difficult to get on the bridge, it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the elevated highway is severely blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, and it is difficult to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car. ?

22. Are you angry? The road is blocked in an emergency and can't be passed!

23. The May Day holiday is here, and I bought a globe. The world is so big, not only can I look at it, but I can also go around it.

24. Recently, I have become accustomed to rail transit as the first choice. There are no traffic jams, no worries, and there are no crowds at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed, and the rare schedule and cool air make me feel comfortable. The recent anxiety has been relieved for a moment...

25. It is not easy to go home, but you should do it and cherish it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really too frustrating.

26. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different state of mind.

27.33. There is a traffic jam at Bingjingmen every morning when I go out. They keep saying that a two-story overpass is going to be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when going out is annoying...

28. People in Hangzhou are devastated. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a Weibo message, no one can see any hope of relieving the traffic jam.

29. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love.

30. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams. You make me so upset. If you could, you would block me for the rest of my life.

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32. There is no way out, and I wake up in the same place.

33. Come on, blessings are hurting, there is a traffic jam on the highway

34. My mother said that the road to Qingguo College is too crowded and there will be traffic jams, so I am not allowed to take the car and asked me to walk there by myself.

35.16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life...The taxi driver sent me to the exit of the station again...I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for 4 years. . .

36. The most depressing thing: being ridiculed by GPS.

37. Let me tell you a piece of news that is so shocking that it makes you want to cry without tears, and makes people cry: the traffic jam on the Hangzhou Ring Road is kilometers long! The entire traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.

38. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.

39. The bridge is blocked like an egg, and the road under the bridge is still long. It is difficult to move if you are squeezed in the middle. What do you think we should do?

40.38. A Chinese-style traffic jam occurred on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. Three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity and the tow truck was unable to enter the scene. The traffic jam lasted for more than an hour. The funniest talk, 2021 funny talk

1. I always thought Mona Lisa was not beautiful until she changed her bangs and put on black-rimmed glasses.

2. Guliang is a good painter, and he can grasp the trends at once!

3. Isn't it forbidden to smoke on the high-speed train? As soon as we arrive at the station, there are always old smokers who take advantage of the three or two minutes of parking to come down and take a few puffs. Just now when we came down to smoke with the elder brother, the flight attendant girl said in confusion: What's so good about smoking? Yes, why smoke? The eldest brother flipped off the cigarette butt casually, looked at the girl, and said meaningfully: I am waiting for a woman to persuade me to quit smoking. Damn, this pretense caught me off guard.

4. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you thought I was going to give you an example.

5. I spent 100,000 yuan to buy a second-hand Mercedes-Benz. After installing the Didi software, I started running a private car. One day, I picked up a girl, who turned out to be my ex-girlfriend. She was relatively speechless along the way, and her expression was very struggling, as if she was mentally preparing for something. After arriving at the destination, she whispered to me: Can we still go back? I sat there and struggled for a long time: Go back? You have to add twenty if you go back.

6. The farthest distance in the world is when I was stuck in traffic in my BMW, but you flew away on a flying pigeon

7. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.