What is the most humorous retirement speech?

1, I still don't understand the parting turmoil in this world. I only know that your heart is changing forever.

2. How many stories you and I have heard in a hurry, and how many indelible memories there are at the bottom of the vicissitudes of life, the real future will tell you more truth and make the past stories fade.

If I can, you can find me in a short time. If I were a cocoon hidden deep underground, I would like to sleep for another 20 years, then break out of the cocoon in the warm spring sunshine, turn the pupa into a butterfly and dance for you next to the green grass under the blue sky.

4. Don't cherish, never say goodbye, just leave silently. I hope that in the autumn, the tree of friendship will bear fruitful fruits.

If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! This is the silence of a volcano, better than all other words!

6. Meeting and parting, returning and leaving the sea are the end of past happiness and the beginning of future happiness.

7. I can't bear to see you leave at once. Goodbye! I wish you all the best, good health and happiness forever!

8, one year old, one day without a day, one autumn after another, one generation urges the next generation to get together and leave, one is happy and one is sad, one is lying on the couch, and the other is looking for a group of acquaintances in life. He will know each other for a while and play and sing for a while.

9. We can spread our thoughts by parting and carve everything with them. Spring has come, maybe there is a spring breeze passing gently in your ear, or maybe I miss your sigh;

When summer comes, maybe you will get wet by a heavy rain, and then one of the drops will be the tears I miss you; Autumn has come, maybe there is a fallen leaf floating at your feet, maybe it is an angel I sent to accompany you; Winter is coming, and it's all white.

10, say goodbye tomorrow morning, and hope that the clouds and the sun will accompany you to the ends of the earth forever; Flowers and green grass will spread the distant future with you.

1 1. There are always so many disappointments in life, but we have to give up. Helpless, helpless.

12, leaving soon, too much to say, a thousand words into one sentence.

13. Everything we miss is like lost time, which cannot be recovered. If you miss a little, you will miss too much, maybe you will miss a lifetime and leave a lifetime of regret. Sometimes, we can have it easily, but we let it slip away quietly.

14, Moonlight was alone at that time. At that time, I recalled my destiny, but I couldn't go back to the time when I had you, but I still remember that you once said that you would never give up in your life. It's just that there is always a lack of rain or shine, just like us. Once we are sad and happy, we are only incomplete.

15. Unexpectedly, this is our parting. Of course, I didn't expect our parting to be so sad. I will miss you.