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The simplest and best crosstalk with the least memory.
A: Crosstalk is a language art,
B: That's right.
A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.
B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.
A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,
B: Right, right, right.
A: Watch your language, too.
B: Yes.
A: I like you.
B: I'm especially suitable for it.
A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!
Is it that thick?
A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.
B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.
A: Yes.
You have a clean mouth.
A: You.
B: Say anything!
A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.
What do you mean, anyway?
A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!
B: We can try.
A: I'll be right there. My desk.
B: Yes. . . . . .
My desk.
My desk.
Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.
Oh, I see.
I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!
B: No problem!
A: My head.
B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!
A: My forehead,
B: I have no brain!
A: My eyebrows.
I have no eyes!
A: My eyes.
I am a pig's eye. What a pity!
My nose.
My nose.
My nose is broken.
I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?
I did it!
B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!
Why did you bite me?
B: How to translate this word!
What do you mean?
You have to say a lot.
A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my stomach.
I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?
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