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1. Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

Please think carefully, what is the answer to the biggest shadow you see: the shadow of the earth, that is, every night.

3. Twenty-four people are in six rows according to five people. How to arrange them? Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

On the bus, two people are talking enthusiastically, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns right. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

6. Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

7. Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market will not come.

On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

9. A Dai drives to the zoo. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

10. In an exam, two students handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

1 1. Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell the winner from the loser after playing for two days? A: I want both scissors.

12. What animal did you see first when you entered the zoo? Answer: people

13. Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? Answer: There is a power failure.

14. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? Answer: It's three grandparents and grandchildren.

15. Kangaroos and monkeys took part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place? Answer: Kangaroo fouls both feet.

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1. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! ? Answer: Xiaohua's body

2. The family has its own rules, and so does the country. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise.

3. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? Answer: the groom.

Shortly after the accident, the first police arrived at the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's the answer? This is a blood donation car.

If you had the opportunity to immigrate, which country would you not go to? Answer: heaven.

6. Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why? Answer: When the dog is at the other end of the tree and the bone is at this end, they are 8 meters apart.

7. In today's society, what do self-employed people live on? Answer: with your mouth.

8. Where do I pay for the call? Answer: Call.

9. Two people from south to north, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a backpack, passed the single-plank bridge smoothly without quarreling or making noise. Why? Answer: South and north are in the same direction. Of course, they can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

10. What cloth keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfalls.

1 1. I can't do light work, but it won't break when I step on an egg. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

12. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

13. A person is locked in a closed room with only one door, but he can't open it. How can he go out? Answer: Push the door open.

14. Why does the new sock have a hole? Answer: sock mouth

15. What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? Answer: add one? . ? Change to "0. 1"

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16. Q: What did Inter Milan fans do after seeing their team win Serie A, Italian Cup, European Champions Cup and Toyota Cup?

Answer: Turn off the PS2 and go to bed!

17. College students always like new and exciting things. For example, in playing cards, the loser will shout "I am a pig" or hold a telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved". How creative do you think Shantou University is? Playing cards in the dormitory, whoever loses will go to the back hill alone in the middle of the night to copy the inscriptions of ten tombstones! The most terrible thing is that the next morning everyone went up the mountain to find a tombstone to proofread! ! ?

18. Look at a person's mind, look at his eyes.

A man's value depends on his opponent.

Look at a person's cards. Look at his close friends.

Whether a person is happy or not depends on his instant expression when he wakes up in the morning.

A person's mentality depends on how he faces failure and betrayal.

The relationship between two people (men and women) depends on how nervous the other person was when the accident happened?

19. People ask me what men should pursue. I replied: money and beauty. So people began to despise me?

People ask me again what men should pursue? I said: career and love! So, people began to worship me?

20. The hungry wolf is looking for something to eat. I heard a family member training the child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!" However, the child cried all night?

The next morning, the wolf sighed, "Hey? Humans are not trustworthy! "

2 1 female: I took a course called "applied psychology" this semester!

Really? Then help me analyze my psychology ~

Woman: That's not enough ~

M: Why?

W: Because I will take the course of "Abnormal Psychology" next semester!

22. The classmate who read "English" as "difficult to give interest" when he was a child is now the principal; People who read "Causality" are now philosophers; Those who read "hard history" are all leaders now? I watched Wash in the Sewer, and I became a vegetable seller today!

23. When I bought a computer at home in high school, I found a computer primer and learned that exe file is the abbreviation of executable, bmp file is the abbreviation of bitmap, and bat file is the abbreviation of batch. Later, a classmate came to my house and copied several files into the computer. For a long time after that, I thought jpg file was the abbreviation of "Japanese girl"?

24. Get up in the morning and brush your teeth with Colgate cancer-causing toothpaste, give your son a bottle of Nestle milk powder with iodine exceeding the standard, then drink a cup of expired bright milk, eat steamed bread made of flour exceeding the standard, and pick up mustard tuber in the smelly pool. Get ready to take the bus. There are so many people on the bus. The mobile phone was not put away, and it was accidentally "borrowed" by a Xinjiang boy. At noon, I went to KFC with my colleagues to eat Sudan red fried chicken. In the afternoon, I called my wife and asked her to go to the newly opened restaurant to eat the dishes fried in waste oil. Among them, there is a plate of spicy shredded eel urged by birth control pills, a beef poison fan and two Sichuan Ziyang pork buns. The boss served a cup of Biluochun tea with heavy metal exceeding the standard 100 times, and then drank some beer containing formaldehyde. In the evening, the nanny called and said that she couldn't get out of the well because of the mine disaster. She told me not to forget to cook white wax oil mixed with rice, make a Jinhua ham dish soaked with dichlorvos, make milk powder made in Fuyang for children, make several cups for adults or mix tremella bird's nest with saccharin water made in Jinhua. If you can safely mine, you must bring high-quality paper shoes made in Wenzhou to the whole family. Finally, don't forget to buy Xi 'an's welfare lottery!

Hey, this little life is called happiness!

25. A student published an article on a page in Shui Mu, entitled "Recent arrangement of educational activities to maintain the advanced nature of workers in Tsinghua University". The moderator of this page replied: Please don't pollute the page, otherwise the article will be deleted and the ID will be blocked. Thank you for your cooperation! (super cold! )

26. One night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, so I sent a short message to a sister: "If you are depressed, talk with me."

Soon, the sisters wrote back: "Well, what do you want to talk about? The topic is up to you! "

I thought about it and replied happily, "Then let's talk about something heavier, such as? Your weight! "

After a silence, my sister sent me a short message, which said, "This is too heavy. Let's say something superficial, such as? Your IQ! ! ! "

27. Money cannot buy everything, but it can buy me; Violence can't solve everything, but it can solve you ~:)

28. In those days, the Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten were all laid down below one meter. I stamped my foot in the morgue and said, "Stand up if you don't agree!" " Nobody dares to gasp ~ ~

Although I support your right to speak, I will never agree with you.

30, medical college GG:

Studying medicine is hard and tiring, and the cost of studying medicine is quite expensive; All cells and tissues should be memorized, and everyone should be able to dissect and kill people.

One hand and one knife, whoever refuses me is disabled. Not afraid of zombies, it doesn't matter how much the dead watch.

Sleeping at night without a wife and body, eating more human brains can appetize! (Is the waterfall cold? )

3 1, QQ, a beautiful woman said that she has an oval face, which is very beautiful.

The dormitory owner drooled and went out to meet someone? .

In the evening, the boss pushed the door and threw himself on the bed and shouted, "West? It's just a melon face. The key problem is that her tip came up! ! ! "？

32. The zoo was chosen as the first party in the university. Everyone agrees that only here can we feel that we are still individuals?

33.MM said happily to me while looking in the mirror: I have really lost weight. Look, my chin is sharp!

I looked at her face and got up the courage to say, well, is it true that my chin is pointed?