One-sided joke

Once Lao Li was taken to the city by his son to live. Check into a luxury hotel. The son took him to find a house. Lao Zhang is angry: Why do you live in such a small room? The son said, Dad, don't be angry. This is the elevator.

Some old farmers are working in the farmland. This is a bird that just flew by and took a shit on the old farmer's head. The old farmer was so angry that he swore: Do you know how to wear underwear? The bird does not show weakness: small sample, do you still wear underpants when you shit?

Today is your birthday. May all happiness and warmth surround you.

There is no cake for you or wine for you, but my blessing is with you.

Flowers and poems cannot express my feelings for you. Send you a short message as a birthday wish.

You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

You weave the calendar with beautiful rings and fragrant ink. Every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts on this day of the calendar!

365 days a year is waiting and expecting. Your arrival has added some color to the world. I hope that the smile will remain bright in the next 365 days.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!