Ask 1~3 jokes.

In junior high school, a male classmate wrote a sentence in his composition: "When my tears turned red, my eyes fell out." ......

& lt& lt？ I remember when I was a freshman, I failed the geography exam.

The geography teacher was furious: "40 points in the blank, but someone got 10?" 20 points? Those who get 10 to 20 points stand up and copy the papers ten times! "

At this time, the deskmate sighed: "I almost got 2 1 that time."

When I was glad, a buddy behind me also sighed faintly: "I almost got 9 points."

My deskmate and I collectively petrified. ...

& lt& lt？ That summer, in the silent classroom, the guy sitting in front of me suddenly let out a fart, which rang all over the classroom. Just when I was curious about what he would do, he turned calmly and looked at me with a smile ... so all the classmates and teachers followed him and focused on me. In the uncontrollable laughter, I seem to see the snow outside the window in June. ...

See my post /p/3738587288 for details? Pn= 1, updating. ......