The story of the frog and the toad

The Story of the Frog and the Toad

A beautiful and ignorant little snake saw a frog with beautiful patterns and super-skinned skin by the water, and couldn't help but fall in love with it.

The little snake said to the frog: Can we date?

The frog said: OK, OK.

So the two of them lived together.

One day, when they were sleeping, the little snake involuntarily wrapped its body around the frog in its sleep. The frog felt that it was suffocating, so it struggled hard and used its two strong and powerful hind legs. He kicked the little snake hard on the belly, bounced out, and then ran away quickly, never to come back again.

The sad little snake healed the wounds on her body, but could not heal the wounds in her heart. She developed a fear of the handsome and beautiful frog and thought she would be hurt. From then on, she lived a single life.

On this day, an ugly toad discovered the little snake and thought she was very beautiful, and couldn't help but fall in love with her.

The toad said to the little snake: Can we date?

The little snake looked at the ugly toad and felt that his eyes were sincere. Her lonely heart was shaken. She thought that this ugly toad should cherish such a beautiful little snake like her. Yes, so she said: OK, OK.

So the two of them lived together.

One day, when they were sleeping, the little snake involuntarily wrapped its body around the toad in its sleep. The toad felt that it was suffocating, so it struggled hard, and poisonous juice spurted out from its back. , shot into the eyes of the little snake, the little snake expanded its body in pain, and the toad took the opportunity to escape and never came back.

This story tells us: Don’t think that only handsome guys can hurt girls. Ugly guys can also hurt girls, so why don’t you, a beautiful girl, choose handsome guys?

Joke version

I had a friend ask me! Do you know why the frog married the toad?

I said: "Because the frog sat in the well, it only saw the toad! So marry the toad!"

My friend said it is absolutely right! ~

My friend asked me again! Why did the toad divorce the frog again?

I have been thinking about it for a long time! `Finally give him an answer!

Because the toad wanted to eat swan meat, he divorced the frog!

My friend was speechless. . . . . . .